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I think its safe to say that the young girl is my girlfriend now. Def didnt expect this to happen going into it.
The only part that sucks now is telling my parents. Since I just moved back home, I pretty much have to tell them now. I dont want them to judge the shit out of me cause im 24. Think Im just gonna tell them she is 18 (shell be that in less then 3 months anyway).
Although I havent met them yet, her parents are completely cool with me hanging out with her and even know we have sex (well her mom knows at least). So thats a plus.
I still feel kinda creepy whenever her age is brought up, but hopefully that goes away eventually.
Anyway, just wanted to share. My friends already make all the jokes they can, so I figured Id let you guys in on the fun as well.
*edit* oops, forgot pics. Ive posted them before but I should have know to post them again.
Trust me, im not hammered in this pic. Im completely sober, lol.
She just sent me this one an hour ago. Told her I would buy her a dress for some party she has tonight, but since im at work she had to send me pics. This was the winner.
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sick brag
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HAPPY TIMES
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<strike>1st</strike>...shit
<strike>2nd</strike>...shit
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Meh, its not a trap.
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Its a tarp!!!
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LOLOLOLOLOL
your like the guy from pineapple express. this shit is GOLDDDDDDD.
i wouldnt have told anyone until she graduating...but even then it still make you look like a jaybum. -
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I keed. Cute pics.Originally Posted by Jaybone2315
Meh, its not a trap.
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I can't wait until we make the official "jaybone's going to the senior prom thread"
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hahaha... I get the jokes for a good 30 minutes every time I watch pineapple express with any of my friends.Originally Posted by Lameass_
your like the guy from pineapple express. this shit is GOLDDDDDDD.
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Obv jealous. Enjoy that shit man. Maybe in a few years you can bring her out to Vegas with you.Originally Posted by Jaybone2315
My friends already make all the jokes they can,
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Gonna be pretty effin awesome.
Originally Posted by Bob Futon
I can't wait until we make the official "jaybone's going to the senior prom thread"
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lol...dont tell her you love her when your life is flashing before your eyes.
also def dont tell the rents about it
heh lefty, like hes gonna be with her for 3+ years?
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nice body, sick dress too. nice work dude
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She's cute :) I dated a 23-year-old when I was 18. I got to brag about it to my friends, while he got to feel like a loser around his. Interesting dynamic for sure!
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL POTYOriginally Posted by ecugirl93
She's cute :) I dated a 23-year-old when I was 18. I got to brag about it to my friends, while he got to feel like a loser around his. Interesting dynamic for sure!
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well my best friend, who was always #1 with the fucking jabs has lighten up a bit.Originally Posted by ecugirl93
She's cute :) I dated a 23-year-old when I was 18. I got to brag about it to my friends, while he got to feel like a loser around his. Interesting dynamic for sure!
Mainly because he is now seeing a 20 year old with a 2 year old kid. The combacks have become pretty easy. -
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fuck you.Originally Posted by elimherr
I hope your aware that you just admitted you are having sex with a MINOR!!! in a public forum. This is a fellony under US law. If you live in the US and like your freedom I would probably take this post down and be a bit smarter about what youblast out for the world to see.
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you're an idiot.Originally Posted by elimherr
I hope your aware that you just admitted you are having sex with a MINOR!!! in a public forum. This is a fellony under US law. If you live in the US and like your freedom I would probably take this post down and be a bit smarter about what youblast out for the world to see.
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Originally Posted by elimherr
I hope your aware that you just admitted you are having sex with a MINOR!!! in a public forum. This is a fellony under US law. If you live in the US and like your freedom I would probably take this post down and be a bit smarter about what youblast out for the world to see.
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