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Well I won't be doing that again

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  1. LeftyMark LeftyMark is online now Boss of Birds

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    Nov 29th, 2011 (11/29/2011 10:53pm)

    I just had one of the craziest hours of my life, and it was all my dumb ass fault. Every Tuesday after she gets off the bus I take my daughter (almost 7) to the wife's work. I then go home and she takes her to dance class. Parking sucks near her office so I usually do a drive by where I pull over on the main road and the kid gets out and walks maybe a 150 feet across the quad to the offices, and I just drive away. It works great because I don't even have to park.

    The funny part is seeing the looks on all the college age kids when I pull up and a kid jumps out carrying her dance bag and I just drive off. They all look horrified like omg what a terrible father somebody might steal that child. Meh, odds are that won't really happen. Now my kid has a redic sense of humor (from mom of course) and she always gets out and pretends that she is lost, even though she knows right where to go. Freaks the kids out more.

    Well today they were doing work on that road so I couldn't drive down there. Had to park like quarter mile away and walk. We got to the quad and there where a few students walking around so I said, hey I'll chase you, and you run from me yelling "stranger stranger". We did this all the way across and I didn't notice but people were going crazy calling campus police.

    She got close to the office building and like any good child abductor I knew I wouldn't get her so I started to run away back to my truck. This is when I saw all the people pointing at me and screaming and next thing you know two campus security cars were lit up and coming towards me. Are you shitting me? Now I'm in the middle of the quad with an angry mob and three campus cops telling me to stop.

    They had called town cops and they were on the way too. I had to explain the whole thing and they took me into my wife's office to see my kid and have my wife ID me. Well that wasn't to embarrassing as I got to meet some of her coworkers for the first time while in police custody. She just kept giving me a look like wtf is the matter with you? After what seemed like 20 minutes they finally said I was free to go and they all left. I'm just glad I didn't get tazed.

    Cliff: Don't try to have fun with your children, it's not worth it.
  2. fcdunkin fcdunkin is offline

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    Nov 29th, 2011 (11/29/2011 10:55pm) in reply to LeftyMark

    lol

    would read again
  3. Mikey Babes Mikey Babes is offline tuna, cottage cheese and mayo

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    Nov 29th, 2011 (11/29/2011 10:56pm) in reply to fcdunkin

    lmfaooooo youre the man but once again i get to make a post where i say i hate america!
  4. ScottBrewr99 ScottBrewr99 is online now

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    Nov 29th, 2011 (11/29/2011 10:58pm) in reply to Mikey Babes

    i love any humor that fucks with strangers. Maybe next you can pretend to rape your wife in the mall parking garage.
  5. undertheradar undertheradar is offline

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    Nov 29th, 2011 (11/29/2011 10:58pm) in reply to ScottBrewr99

    lol, sweet story!!!
  6. Pker4Dummies Pker4Dummies is offline

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    Nov 29th, 2011 (11/29/2011 10:58pm) in reply to undertheradar

    Edited By: Pker4Dummies Nov 29th, 2011 at 10:59 PM
  7. Realbigfish4 Realbigfish4 is offline

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    Nov 29th, 2011 (11/29/2011 10:58pm) in reply to Pker4Dummies

    lol wp by all parties imo
  8. Red Ink Red Ink is online now

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    Nov 29th, 2011 (11/29/2011 10:59pm) in reply to Mikey Babes

    Thanks Lefty. Hilarious...
  9. wes_mc wes_mc is offline

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    Nov 29th, 2011 (11/29/2011 11:00pm) in reply to Red Ink

    Holy shit Lefty, wtf did you think was gonna happen?
    Edited By: wes_mc Nov 29th, 2011 at 11:00 PM
    Reason: lmao over here though
  10. Z-Fresh Z-Fresh is offline

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    Nov 29th, 2011 (11/29/2011 11:00pm) in reply to wes_mc

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Post more.
  11. Ozzie Ozzie is offline

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    Nov 29th, 2011 (11/29/2011 11:02pm) in reply to Z-Fresh

    5 bucks if you do it again next week
    Edited By: Ozzie Nov 29th, 2011 at 11:02 PM
  12. norcalonica norcalonica is offline

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    Nov 29th, 2011 (11/29/2011 11:02pm) in reply to Z-Fresh

    hahahaha ur ridic lefty
     
  13. Willywoo Willywoo is offline

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    Nov 29th, 2011 (11/29/2011 11:03pm) in reply to norcalonica

    It wasn't a Penn St campus was it?
  14. deej_0607 deej_0607 is offline

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    Nov 29th, 2011 (11/29/2011 11:05pm) in reply to Willywoo

    lmao thats hilarious to me, but surely u can see why that was unbelievably dumb and pretty much the only possible outcome
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    Nov 29th, 2011 (11/29/2011 11:06pm) in reply to deej_0607

  16. cantshaikme cantshaikme is offline

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    Nov 29th, 2011 (11/29/2011 11:06pm) in reply to Willywoo

    lol that's awesome. sign her for an OT account imo!
  17. Donkey Kong Donkey Kong is online now it's on like me

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    Nov 29th, 2011 (11/29/2011 11:06pm) in reply to cantshaikme

  18. Milo Milo is offline

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    Nov 29th, 2011 (11/29/2011 11:08pm) in reply to Donkey Kong

    Where's the comedic UCDavis pepper spray cop when you need him?
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    Nov 29th, 2011 (11/29/2011 11:08pm) in reply to Milo

    HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    Nov 29th, 2011 (11/29/2011 11:11pm) in reply to SevenCostanza

     
  21. fcdunkin fcdunkin is offline

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    Nov 29th, 2011 (11/29/2011 11:14pm) in reply to Willywoo

     
    Originally Posted by Willywoo View Post

    It wasn't a Penn St campus was it?


    obv not. normal behavior there.

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  22. snaggs snaggs is offline

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    Nov 29th, 2011 (11/29/2011 11:25pm) in reply to fcdunkin

    this is the second post you've made in the last 6 months that sounded like bfactor. starting to worry...

    PS. Oh, and what did you EXPECT people to do, ignore you? Not unless you live in NYC, you can do ANYTHING there.

    PPS. Oh, and lol.
     
  23. Donkey Kong Donkey Kong is online now it's on like me

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    Nov 29th, 2011 (11/29/2011 11:27pm) in reply to snaggs

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    Nov 29th, 2011 (11/29/2011 11:27pm) in reply to Donkey Kong

  25. Mr Galt Mr Galt is offline sister-in-law's a ho

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    Nov 29th, 2011 (11/29/2011 11:30pm) in reply to Purple Jesus

    reminds me of Bill Murray in zombieland lol.
  26. winwin07 winwin07 is offline

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    Nov 29th, 2011 (11/29/2011 11:52pm) in reply to Mr Galt

    I was a little shit as a kid. I was at the mall and I didn't get something I wanted so to get him back I yelled "get away from me you stranger!!!" and ran off. There was pretty much nothing he could do for a brief while. If my kids are half the shits I was as a kid I'll probably kill them.....

    A+ story though. Pretty dark sense of humor for a 7 year old though...
     
  27. clwhat clwhat is offline

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    Nov 29th, 2011 (11/29/2011 11:52pm) in reply to winwin07

    lol northerners
  28. tuffmonkey tuffmonkey is offline

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    Nov 29th, 2011 (11/29/2011 11:54pm) in reply to fcdunkin

    Awesome story...well done sir!!
  29. acp acp is offline

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    Nov 30th, 2011 (11/30/2011 12:01am) in reply to tuffmonkey

    Hahahahhaha this and the shoots and ladders story are fkn epic, love that it was the first time you met some of her coworkers.
  30. Waldo38 Waldo38 is offline

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    Nov 30th, 2011 (11/30/2011 12:05am) in reply to acp

    wtf? this is one the most retarded things ive ever heard.

    How did you think this was gunna end?
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