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  1. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Apr 6th, 2009 (4/6/2009 3:40pm)

    In light of the featured article on the front page (brag), I figured now is probably the time to do it. Ask away OT.
     
  2. Bong BrOke Bong BrOke is offline need new bong

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    Apr 6th, 2009 (4/6/2009 3:41pm) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    How does one get hurt at an eyeglass shop?
  3. Spiltbongwater Spiltbongwater is offline

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    Apr 6th, 2009 (4/6/2009 3:42pm) in reply to Bong BrOke

     
    Originally Posted by Bong BrOke View Post

    How does one get hurt at an eyeglass shop?

    Beat me to it. That is what I wanted to know.
  4. mathclub mathclub is offline

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    Apr 6th, 2009 (4/6/2009 3:42pm) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    why do reposters piss you off so much??

    if your daughter had to marry one OT'er who would you most prefer that she marry?

    list 5 OT'ers she would NEVER be allowed to marry.
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  5. kowboy8686 kowboy8686 is offline

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    Apr 6th, 2009 (4/6/2009 3:42pm) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    grats on the write up. do you still hate me?
  6. Defndrofangels Defndrofangels is offline

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    Apr 6th, 2009 (4/6/2009 3:43pm) in reply to Spiltbongwater

    Glass is involved = 's good chance to get hurt when being non-attentive.
  7. H@BB@KUK H@BB@KUK is offline

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    Apr 6th, 2009 (4/6/2009 3:43pm) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    When and how did you decide to be the repost man?
  8. Futon Futon is offline

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    Apr 6th, 2009 (4/6/2009 3:43pm) in reply to mathclub

     
    Originally Posted by mathclub View Post


    list 5 OT'ers she would NEVER be allowed to marry.

    YOu can't list Jaybone 5 times
  9. darkpoker12 darkpoker12 is offline

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    Apr 6th, 2009 (4/6/2009 3:44pm) in reply to kowboy8686

    What does your wife's Downstairs smell like?
  10. Anywayz_ Anywayz_ is offline

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    Apr 6th, 2009 (4/6/2009 3:44pm) in reply to H@BB@KUK

    can i have your autograph?
  11. murderer murderer is offline PM me

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    Apr 6th, 2009 (4/6/2009 3:44pm) in reply to H@BB@KUK

    Does your uncle know that he was once photoshopped with midgets?
     
  12. rungoodmuch rungoodmuch is offline

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    Apr 6th, 2009 (4/6/2009 3:45pm) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    Not sure if you've posted this in the past but I was wondering how you were able to retire at such a young age?

    Favourite Oter?

    What would your last meal be ?
  13. mathclub mathclub is offline

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    Apr 6th, 2009 (4/6/2009 3:45pm) in reply to Futon

     
    Originally Posted by Bob Futon View Post

     
    Originally Posted by mathclub View Post


    list 5 OT'ers she would NEVER be allowed to marry.

    YOu can't list Jaybone 5 times

    maybe question should be, apart from jaybone and scha list 3 others your daughter would never be allowed to marry
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  14. RonKarkovice RonKarkovice is offline

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    Apr 6th, 2009 (4/6/2009 3:45pm) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    Where do I sign up to teach the P5's people how to write a good article? That thing reads like a High School newspaper column
  15. GreesonEV GreesonEV is offline

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    Apr 6th, 2009 (4/6/2009 3:46pm) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    During what movies have you sprung a leak in your eyes?
     
  16. SoCalDrew SoCalDrew is offline Moderator

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    Apr 6th, 2009 (4/6/2009 3:46pm) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    1. how come nubs don't even know?

    2. when will you get your xbox back?

    3. since when does p5s have a front page???
     
  17. jtown1010 jtown1010 is offline

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    Apr 6th, 2009 (4/6/2009 3:47pm) in reply to RonKarkovice

     
    Originally Posted by RonKarkovice View Post

    Where do I sign up to teach the P5's people how to write a good article? That thing reads like a High School newspaper column

    LOL

    What happened to your roast?
  18. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Apr 6th, 2009 (4/6/2009 3:49pm) in reply to Bong BrOke

     
    Originally Posted by Bong BrOke View Post

    How does one get hurt at an eyeglass shop?

    There was a water fountain leaking on the floor from one of the pipes underneath. It was reported to matainence several times but they ignored it. I slipped on the water and broke my knee. It didn't heal right so I can't walk on it (it healed with a slight bend and wont straighten). So I sued everyone and retired.
     
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  19. NickyPrice NickyPrice is offline

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    Apr 6th, 2009 (4/6/2009 3:49pm) in reply to RonKarkovice

    Why does it feel good to be a gangster?
  20. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Apr 6th, 2009 (4/6/2009 3:57pm) in reply to mathclub

     
    Originally Posted by mathclub View Post

    maybe question should be, apart from jaybone and scha list 3 others your daughter would never be allowed to marry

    sheesh mathclub... that twice today ive read the hate.

    sighface.
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    Apr 6th, 2009 (4/6/2009 3:58pm) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    does your wife get angry about how much time you spend on the computer?

    blow job or sex?

    shower or bath?

    beer or wine?
     
  22. wantagolf wantagolf is offline Moderator

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    Apr 6th, 2009 (4/6/2009 3:58pm) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    Do you keep a running tally on how many folks you have banned? What is the number?
     
  23. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Apr 6th, 2009 (4/6/2009 3:59pm) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    If we had sex, would you cuddle afterwards?
  24. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Apr 6th, 2009 (4/6/2009 4:01pm) in reply to mathclub

     
    Originally Posted by mathclub View Post

    why do reposters piss you off so much??

    if your daughter had to marry one OT'er who would you most prefer that she marry?

    list 5 OT'ers she would NEVER be allowed to marry.

    They don't piss me off...I just like pointing out that their "original & funny" idea wasn't so original and/or funny. Plus they get all butt hurt when I hit them with Rerun.

     

    if your daughter had to marry one OT'er who would you most prefer that she marry?

    Probably BGX...he has his head on str8, a really good job, a good dad, and treats his wife they way he should. I have a lot of respect for the guy. 2nd choice would be Chaz

     

    list 5 OT'ers she would NEVER be allowed to marry.

    1. Murderer - he'd probably turn her into slippers or a tree ornament
    2. Scha - He's the guy I warn them about daily
    3. Sweetness - no fucking way
    4. WAR - Do I even need a reason?
    5. <reserved while I think>
     
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  25. p00pymcp00perton p00pymcp00perton is offline

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    Apr 6th, 2009 (4/6/2009 4:01pm) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    Did you really un-install pokerstars after running brutal?
  26. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Apr 6th, 2009 (4/6/2009 4:02pm) in reply to kowboy8686

     
    Originally Posted by kowboy8686 View Post

    grats on the write up. do you still hate me?

    no...I never did. we're cool.
     
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  27. Lord Supremo Lord Supremo is offline actually a tuvalu lord (sigh)

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    Apr 6th, 2009 (4/6/2009 4:03pm) in reply to wantagolf

     
    Originally Posted by wantagolf View Post


    Do you keep a running tally on how many folks you have banned? What is the number?

    Fuck you, stole mine.
  28. Brooklyn999 Brooklyn999 is offline

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    Apr 6th, 2009 (4/6/2009 4:03pm) in reply to Mr. Blonde

     
    Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Bong BrOke View Post

    How does one get hurt at an eyeglass shop?

    There was a water fountain leaking on the floor from one of the pipes underneath. It was reported to matainence several times but they ignored it. I slipped on the water and broke my knee. It didn't heal right so I can't walk on it (it healed with a slight bend and wont straighten). So I sued everyone and retired.

    sick brag
  29. Futon Futon is offline

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    Apr 6th, 2009 (4/6/2009 4:05pm) in reply to Brooklyn999

    Who's one person you'd love to ban but despite your hatred towards them, you haven't found a good enough reason to ban yet?
  30. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Apr 6th, 2009 (4/6/2009 4:05pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

     
    Originally Posted by mathclub View Post

    maybe question should be, apart from jaybone and scha list 3 others your daughter would never be allowed to marry

    sheesh mathclub... that twice today ive read the hate.

    sighface.

    Nothing wrong with Jaybone. He dont do drugs, has a degree in engineering (i think) and he's a good lookin kid. He just drinks too much and pee's himself.
     
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