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what can you get with a $1?

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  1. tdk tdk is offline

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    Mar 16th, 2010 (3/16/2010 8:10am)









    or??????

  2. bfactor bfactor is offline Server Clogger

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    Mar 16th, 2010 (3/16/2010 8:12am) in reply to tdk

    A new set of 37 year old, pockmarked lampshades, if you know what I'm suyyyinnnn

    Although I guess if you factor in the price of the taxidermy kit, it would cost more than a dollar. But I assume any good, reasonable man who knows his way around his neck of the woods already owns a taxidermy kit.
  3. tdk tdk is offline

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    Mar 16th, 2010 (3/16/2010 8:14am) in reply to bfactor

     
    Originally Posted by bfactor View Post

    A new set of 37 year old, pockmarked lampshades, if you know what I'm suyyyinnnn

    obv NOT.

    im asian tho, so as a fellow asian u gotta link me, for the cause that is...
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  4. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Mar 16th, 2010 (3/16/2010 8:17am) in reply to tdk

    Sex with tsxxx.

    J/k <3
  5. tdk tdk is offline

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    Mar 16th, 2010 (3/16/2010 8:22am) in reply to goofy2485

    goofy,

    u owe me 2 cases of heineken for that throw up exhibition u did on justin.tv.

    i will settle for the moose figurine.
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  6. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Mar 16th, 2010 (3/16/2010 8:24am) in reply to tdk

     
    Originally Posted by tdk View Post

    goofy,

    u owe me 2 cases of heineken for that throw up exhibition u did on justin.tv.

    i will settle for the moose figurine.

    I need to get a webcam so I can do more of these types of things.
    Im working on it it may be a lil bit though.
  7. bfactor bfactor is offline Server Clogger

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    Mar 16th, 2010 (3/16/2010 8:26am) in reply to tdk

     
    Originally Posted by tdk View Post

    im asian tho

    Then you're safe, and you have nothing to worry about
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    Mar 16th, 2010 (3/16/2010 8:27am) in reply to goofy2485

    u blew ur load, like the knob bfactor.

    plz, ur acting like u got game...

    dont talk about it, be about it.

    edit: obv angry cause i had to pay the tab at the bar that night...
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  9. bfactor bfactor is offline Server Clogger

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    Mar 16th, 2010 (3/16/2010 8:30am) in reply to tdk

    Goofy's throat is to beer as bfactor's dick is to jizz
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    Mar 16th, 2010 (3/16/2010 8:32am) in reply to bfactor

    Edit: I just realized that that would mean that when I pour jizz into my dickhole it makes me ejaculate. That would be pretty weird...

    ::runs to kitchen and scrambles to find an eyedropper::
  11. tdk tdk is offline

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    Mar 16th, 2010 (3/16/2010 8:33am) in reply to bfactor

    fyi

    are u off them loser pills yet?
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    Mar 16th, 2010 (3/16/2010 8:35am) in reply to tdk

    Nope, and I never will be, even if I kick my physical dependency to them, since I have to take them anyway for my nerve disorder whenever it acts up in order to function at all.
  13. Camronius Camronius is offline

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    Mar 16th, 2010 (3/16/2010 9:51am) in reply to tdk

     
    Originally Posted by tdk View Post

    fyi

    are u off them loser pills yet?

    FYI

    learn how to use acronyms appropriately.

    BTW

    is b off them pills yet?
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    Mar 16th, 2010 (3/16/2010 10:21am) in reply to tdk

    1 turn in Scha's new hole.
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    Mar 16th, 2010 (3/16/2010 10:23am) in reply to tdk

    McChicken

    Or a big can of Arizona
  16. ericINtheX ericINtheX is offline

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    Mar 16th, 2010 (3/16/2010 10:24am) in reply to MonkeyCowboy

     
    Originally Posted by MonkeyCowboy View Post

    1 turn in Scha's new hole.

    which end?
  17. Underdog Underdog is offline MVP of OT (self-proclaimed)

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    Mar 16th, 2010 (3/16/2010 11:45am) in reply to tdk

    You can get the fuck out.

    With change.

    j/k, that's a good price for frozen pizza
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    Mar 16th, 2010 (3/16/2010 12:28pm) in reply to tdk

    Wendy's crispy chicken.
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    Mar 16th, 2010 (3/16/2010 12:30pm) in reply to tdk

     
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    Mar 16th, 2010 (3/16/2010 12:30pm) in reply to Pker4Dummies

     
    Originally Posted by Pker4Dummies View Post

    Or a big can of Arizona

    best value for a buck there is
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    Mar 16th, 2010 (3/16/2010 1:30pm) in reply to tdk

    I like in that commercial where the guy ghets in the cab and says what can I get for a dollar and the cabbie says "you can get out." lollers. oh, and when he's walking around with dry cleaning that he got for a dollar and it's just the coat hangers and plastic covering. imo
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    Mar 16th, 2010 (3/16/2010 1:31pm) in reply to norcaljeff

  23. OpeNMoney OpeNMoney is offline

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    Mar 16th, 2010 (3/16/2010 2:12pm) in reply to joeykukzMSU

    Big can of arizona cannot be beat for a dollar
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