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  1. Papa Fish Papa Fish is offline

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    Sep 4th, 2010 (9/4/2010 1:55am)

    Started sleeping with this girl a couple weeks ago and over the past week it has turned into overnight sleep overs. Thats all fine and great the problem is im a shit as soon as i wake up kinda guy and find it kinda embarassing having to take a shit while she is still here since it is so new. What i usually do is try and get her out of the house as early as possible by making up some excuse like i need to get ready for school or something but sometimes she lingers around for an hour or so and i am dying having to suck farts back in the my ass to avoid ripping a nasty pre-shit fart right in front of her which very well could end it if she is super grossed out by it. Last night after a post sex piss i thought i could be sly and let one rip while i flushed the toilet to act as a silencer but to no avail. When i came back into the room she was laughing but had a disgusted look on her face and said that she was glad that i didnt rip during sex. WTF do you do in this situation??

    i know pics of gtfo right?

    in the middle in yellow



    fuck, will work on pic not working
    Edited By: Papa Fish Sep 4th, 2010 at 01:57 AM
  2. LeftyMark LeftyMark is online now Boss of Birds

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    Sep 4th, 2010 (9/4/2010 1:55am) in reply to Papa Fish

    I would learn how to post a pic.
  3. Papa Fish Papa Fish is offline

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    Sep 4th, 2010 (9/4/2010 1:58am) in reply to LeftyMark

    http://<a href="http://www.flickr.co...titled" /></a>

    someone embed please idk wtf is going on
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  4. AmSlim22 AmSlim22 is online now

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    Sep 4th, 2010 (9/4/2010 1:59am) in reply to LeftyMark

     
    Originally Posted by LeftyMark View Post

    I would learn how to post a pic.

    ^
     
  5. wowswift wowswift is offline Fold to cash, skeet to win.

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    Sep 4th, 2010 (9/4/2010 1:59am) in reply to AmSlim22

    ummm people shit. she will get over it. she probably doesn't care. if she does, then she is a bitch anyways
  6. AnonymousX AnonymousX is offline

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    Sep 4th, 2010 (9/4/2010 2:00am) in reply to wowswift

     
    Originally Posted by wowswift View Post

    ummm people shit. she will get over it. she probably doesn't care. if she does, then she is a bitch anyways

    She speaks the truth.
  7. AmSlim22 AmSlim22 is online now

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    Sep 4th, 2010 (9/4/2010 2:01am) in reply to wowswift

    u could say u going to take a shower than do both. but u screwed if she then tries to sneak into the shower with u. and if u lock the door so this doesnt happen and she tries to sneak in, then she is going to think u are weird. so u screwed.
     
  8. BirdWings BirdWings is offline

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    Sep 4th, 2010 (9/4/2010 2:01am) in reply to AmSlim22

    Just take the shit. Who fucking cares. I ripped in front of my g/f the 2nd time I met her and when she laughed and said 'impressive' I knew she was a keeper.
  9. BigEarn7 BigEarn7 is offline 2010 Plattsburgh Award Winner

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    Sep 4th, 2010 (9/4/2010 2:01am) in reply to BirdWings

    I'm the same way, I hate when a girl sleeps over and I have to shit in the a.m. but I just go and do it quietly and come back, the fan is usually loud enough or ill throw on the water and brush my teeth while i do it to muffle the sound.
  10. wowswift wowswift is offline Fold to cash, skeet to win.

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    Sep 4th, 2010 (9/4/2010 2:03am) in reply to BigEarn7

    ok wtf, are you guys rapid firing turds out of your ass or something? what sound is your poop making?
  11. heynow21 heynow21 is offline

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    Sep 4th, 2010 (9/4/2010 2:03am) in reply to wowswift

     
  12. Papa Fish Papa Fish is offline

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    Sep 4th, 2010 (9/4/2010 2:06am) in reply to heynow21

    should also be noted that i am a take my time shitter dont know how people can shit in under a minute
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  13. budo09 budo09 is offline

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    Sep 4th, 2010 (9/4/2010 2:06am) in reply to Papa Fish

    She looks like the type of girl that would have an issue with you taking a shit. I would hold it OP.
  14. BirdWings BirdWings is offline

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    Sep 4th, 2010 (9/4/2010 2:06am) in reply to budo09

    Nice tits but she has high maintenance b written all over her. No wonder why you are afraid to poo in her presense.
  15. TwystedPair TwystedPair is offline

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    Sep 4th, 2010 (9/4/2010 2:07am) in reply to BirdWings

    Just shit, man. Believe it or not, she shits too, and probably will at your place soon if you keep hittin it. Everyone does it
  16. BigEarn7 BigEarn7 is offline 2010 Plattsburgh Award Winner

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    Sep 4th, 2010 (9/4/2010 2:09am) in reply to TwystedPair

    peacocking in the yellow dress.... shes hot though nice pull.
  17. Lord Supremo Lord Supremo is online now actually a tuvalu lord (sigh)

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    Sep 4th, 2010 (9/4/2010 2:11am) in reply to TwystedPair

     
    Originally Posted by TwystedPair View Post

    Just shit, man. Believe it or not, she shits too, and probably will at your place soon if you keep hittin it. Everyone does it

    srsly and if she decides to stop hooking up with you because you have to take shits then congrats on dodging a massive bullet
  18. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Sep 4th, 2010 (9/4/2010 2:14am) in reply to wowswift

    Supplements like no xplode turn your colon into a cannon of fecal matter.

    Rapid fire is an understatement.
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    Sep 4th, 2010 (9/4/2010 2:22am) in reply to budo09

     
    Originally Posted by budo09 View Post

    She looks like the type of girl that wouldnt have an issue with you taking a shit on her chest. I'd go for it OP.

    fyp
     
  20. TwystedPair TwystedPair is offline

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    Sep 4th, 2010 (9/4/2010 2:23am) in reply to cream420

    Upon closer examination of the newly submitted piece of evidence, I suggest that you sew your asshole shut.
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    Sep 4th, 2010 (9/4/2010 2:26am) in reply to TwystedPair

    I think that has to be at least an OT 9.
     
  22. Papa Fish Papa Fish is offline

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    Sep 4th, 2010 (9/4/2010 2:27am) in reply to TwystedPair

     
    Originally Posted by TwystedPair View Post

    Upon closer examination of the newly submitted piece of evidence, I suggest that you sew your asshole shut.

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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  23. Sawb0 Sawb0 is offline

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    Sep 4th, 2010 (9/4/2010 2:37am) in reply to TwystedPair

     
    Originally Posted by TwystedPair View Post

    Upon closer examination of the newly submitted piece of evidence, I suggest that you sew your asshole shut.

    "I'll fuckin sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you"
  24. AMARTIN1181 AMARTIN1181 is offline

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    Sep 4th, 2010 (9/4/2010 2:41am) in reply to Sawb0

    hahahaaa nice FYP. she's hot don't take any chances hold in the doo-doo
  25. hostile hostile is offline

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    Sep 4th, 2010 (9/4/2010 3:15am) in reply to AMARTIN1181

    ironic that she's holding in a shit while that picture is being taken.
  26. El Burro El Burro is offline

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    Sep 4th, 2010 (9/4/2010 3:41am) in reply to hostile

    I was prepared to call OP a jackass for not shitting in this chick's presence. I was going to suggest that he even leave the door open while he does it and invite her in to take a look afterwards.

    Then I saw the pic.

    If there is a chance you would no longer be hitting it, start hitting the Grape Nuts. Constipation is worthwhile in this scenario.
  27. P0KERDUUDE P0KERDUUDE is offline

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    Sep 4th, 2010 (9/4/2010 4:21am) in reply to Papa Fish

    fart in her mouth she prolly likes it. as for the dump try her chest.

    no but seriously, you should be able to shit when you want so just let it rip freely. its shitting, everyone does it. even those girls who say they dont.
     
  28. cantshaikme cantshaikme is offline

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    Sep 4th, 2010 (9/4/2010 4:26am) in reply to P0KERDUUDE

    Just make a joke out of it, you gotta get on a comfortable level sooner or later with this chick, don't be so self conscious.. tell her you're gonna go "make some brownies" and ask her if she'd like some, or yell from the bathroom "hey babe could use a little help in here" EVERYONE SHITS
  29. ddj321 ddj321 is offline Trade with caution

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    Sep 4th, 2010 (9/4/2010 4:32am) in reply to TwystedPair

     
    Originally Posted by TwystedPair View Post

    Upon closer examination of the newly submitted piece of evidence, I suggest that you sew your asshole shut.

    don't blow this mannnn
  30. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Sep 4th, 2010 (9/4/2010 4:34am) in reply to cantshaikme

    They've only been hooking up for like 3 weeks.

    Not at the point of comfort yet.
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