i sometimes lie about money....like how much i really spent on an outfit/pair of shoes. Also, what time i'll be home....if i say 10 minutes...it's usually going to be a 1/2 hour. Oh and sometimes I'll cover up for the kids.....only with little things though.

i asked pluv what he lies to me about and i got out of him that he doesn't tell me how much he really jacks off (not like i want to know that..lol) or how much he wins/loses at poker. i'm sure there are other little things....but i'm just wondering what ot has to say about this.

Money from time to time

I love you.
I'm so glad we had a child.
No that doesn't make you look fat.
I don't masturbate to your sister.

Man I could go on all night. I guess I lie to my wife a lot. Thanks for making me feel so bad.

I'm single at the moment but I will use the last serious girlfriend I had as an example:

#1 thing was poker/gambling in any form. She just wasn't into it at all. If she bought a lottery ticket it was a big thing. So even though I tried to explain to her ups and downs, etc, she could never ever come to terms with it. So, eventually, I just started to lie. And I hate to lie to a girlfriend, but there was no other way.

#2 was visiting/hanging out with her family - I mean, family is important and I understand it and I am more than happy to go from time to time, but what the fuck? we had to go see her sister's kids on a Sunday afternoon one day then visit her mom two days later and then a niece was having a graduation party a week later - what the fuck? I lied about being ok with it all but I think she understood it was starting to bother me - I mean, 3 sisters and a brother and all their kids and blah blah blah

Obviously 1 and 2 became an issue, hence the singleness

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Originally Posted by LeftyMark

I love you.
I'm so glad we had a child.
No that doesn't make you look fat.
I don't masturbate to your sister.

Man I could go on all night. I guess I lie to my wife a lot. Thanks for making me feel so bad.

<3

i lie to my boyfirend about being gay. dont know how im gonna break it to him that im not into dudes. weve been together for 4 years. = /

 

Originally Posted by bekigirl

lies!!

i said this as a joke at first but now that i think about it, i really dont lie at all i dont think...

 

Originally Posted by bfactor

No offense, but, it SEVERELY pisses me off when people intentionally do this.

I've never understood the logic behind it.

If it's unintentional, where the person estimated how long it'll take to get there, that's one thing, but I know of multiple people who consistently do this intentionally where they know it will take them 30+ minutes to be somewhere and then when they call they say they will be there in "10 minutes".

I will explain why it is so annoying/lifetilting for people to do this:

The reason you guys do this is, simply, you think that the person you are talking to will become upset with you if you say you won't be there till 30 minutes later (the true amount of time it is going to be) because you feel like that sounds like a long time, and you don't want to upset them by telling them you won't be home for a long time. So, in order to make the person not feel upset that you aren't going to arrive for a long ass time, you lie and say you will be there in 10 minutes, because you feel that the person you are talking to will be more pleased with this response.

however

The truth is that in actuality you aren't going to upset anyone by saying you won't be home for 30 minutes, or 45 minutes or whatever it is, no, the only way to possibly piss the person off is to blatantly lie and say it'll be 10 minutes and then come in 30+ minutes. That probably will piss the person off. So you actually have it perfectly backwards, since, you did what you did in an effort to minimize the amount of pissed offedness of the person you were talking to, yet, ironically that was actually the one thing you could do to maximize their pissed offedness. Uhgiushg89wjhe98sejf stop ittttttttttttttt. Stop. Don't do that anymore. Stop it.

b...that is exactly why i lie about it! thanks for clearning things up....from now on i will tell the truth about how long it's going to take! i will report back to you on how it goes. oh, and ftr...i'm usually never late...i do make an effort to be on time.

I tell her I pick up women in bars when in reality I pick up men.

 

Originally Posted by BlufferChic

not much, my lip quivers when i lie

i love that about you BC....i'm glad i'm not a good liar either. i suck at it.

i always tell my wife i have never cheated on her..

i constantly do the, "hey, im just going to go to the store for some milk", and then dont come home for 2 hours..

my money line is i always say my best friend, or one of my friends are having girl problems and we are just going to go the bar for a drink..then i always lie to the bar that we are going to, just in case she tries to spy..

im a fucked up individual, but i have a good heart haha

 

Originally Posted by bekigirl

b...that is exactly why i lie about it! thanks for clearning things up....from now on i will tell the truth about how long it's going to take! i will report back to you on how it goes. oh, and ftr...i'm usually never late...i do make an effort to be on time.

loooooool

My dad is the worst when it comes to this. I don't think he does it to lie; I just think he overestimates his ability to make it home really fast.

bfactor is 100% right on this. If someone asks how long you're going to be, think about how long it is actually going to take you. The person asking on the phone is asking for real information. They actually want to know how long it's really going to take, lol.

So yeah...take the time in your head to think about how long it's realllllllly going to be until you get back, and say that. And then when you hit that amount of time on the dot, or are really really close, the person that asked will be pleased that you gave them correct information.

Also, if you're going to lie, say it's going to take longer. Like if it's gonna take 10 minutes, say 20. Then when you get back in 10, they'll be like ZOMG you made it in record time! Niiiiiiice. If you say 10 minutes when it's really 20 minutes, they'll be like WTF he/she said they'd be home in 10 minutes, now it's been 19 minutes, WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY!!!

for me during sex: no honey, I'm not thinking about PLuv.

Tell him I said Hi. I really do miss our ebattles. We use to have some doozies. He was def my best efighting partner. resilient can't hold Pluvs jockstrap.

 

Originally Posted by LeftyMark

I love you.
I'm so glad we had a child.
No that doesn't make you look fat.
I don't masturbate to your sister.

Man I could go on all night. I guess I lie to my wife a lot. Thanks for making me feel so bad.

lol. nice brag thread about you all having a significant other.