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  1. Like everyone who plays poker, I run below expectation. To celebrate my 4th mini-busto, I've decided to meditate on those things at which I do run well. Sort of like a poker version of "counting your blessings". Here's my list so far:

    1. Landing good parking spaces in malls, department stores, etc.

    2. Halo 3 battle rifle headshot duels.

    3. Coaxing vending machines into accepting questionable dollar bills.

    Anyone have other things that make your would-have-had-the-chip-lead 70/30 ankle grabs more tolerable?
  2. I guess mine would be speeding tickets? I've been pulled over a ton of times, and have dodged getting pulled over a ton of times and yet I only have like 2 tickets which both got dropped so my license is spot free :)
     
  3. banging fat women while drunk
  4.  
    Originally Posted by bigwillie20 View Post

    banging fat women <STRIKE>while drunk
    </STRIKE>

  5. I've never been caught jerkin off. 36 years and counting
     
  6. I run good at running my mouth not to provoke anything or pick a fight but to get a laugh with my friends and having the person not hear me even though it seems easily loud enough.
  7. Casino WAR- Played three different occassions and won more than 100 all three times.
  8. i lold
  9. Table tennis.

    Seriously, Ill steal your woman b/c of it
  10. I run good at finding ways to be away from home for long streches of time?

    That is about all i can think of.
     
  11.  
    Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde View Post

    I've never been caught jerkin off. 36 years and counting

    Obv not doing it enough
    • <LI> Getting people the best gifts.
      </LI> <LI> Making awesome Powerpoint presantation.
      </LI> <LI> DOOM
      </LI>
  12.  
    Originally Posted by wahoo710 View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde View Post

    I've never been caught jerkin off. 36 years and counting

    Obv not doing it enough

    Orrrr...he's just that good!
  13.  
    Originally Posted by wny2nyc47 View Post

    1. Landing good parking spaces in malls, department stores, etc.

    I hate you so much for this.

    And #3, but I don't run terrible at that. More like 1:1.
  14. I forget to set my alarm a lot, but I always wake up on my own somehow
  15. The Driving Range

    *** no longer NFA items with the CLEO views now ....FML ***
  16. -getting pulled over/arrested for sure. i think there are at least 100 times in my life to date where i could have been arrested for possession or drinking and driving, prob half of which the cop actually pulled me over and talked to me for 10 minutes, and i somehow always just smooth talk my way out of it.

    and ive never been in a car accident.

    -girls seem to fuck their lives up AFTER we stop dating so i never get drug down by their bs
     
  17. I run good at running bad.
  18. - I have been to 7 Stl Cards PLAYOFF games in my life and they are 7-0 (including the crazy 2006 clincher where tickets for Game 4, became Game 5 due to the rainout)

    -Directions...Don't have Nav or GPS and always get to my destinations w/ little trouble
  19. i run good at game 3's of sand volleyball matches....word
     
  20. I can't really think of anything. I run far better when I'm banking blackjack games at work than any other game we have.
  21. foosball
  22. being a cereal killa
  23. life
     
  24.  
    Originally Posted by Chazmental View Post

    I run good at running bad.

    Amen brother Amen
  25. I have life run good
     
  26. i run good at complaining how bad i run
  27. I run good at work,

    I do fuck all, get paid well, and somehow get away with it
  28. Hitting the pick 3 lotto.

    Although last night I had 369 and it came it 360

    Tonight, I loaded on 323 and 220, it came 320.

    I'm getting close again!

    edit: Oh yeah, I have beaten cancer on two occassions. Gotta acknowledge that ;)
  29. I'm freaking awesome at showing up to work within a 2 minute window every day. I can leave the house in about a 10 minute window and I somehow manage to get to work at the same time anyway.

    Of course I can show up whenever I want, so it's unfortunate that this is the only thing I run so good at.