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What do you think about when you're having sex with your wife/gf

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  1. dolphin13 dolphin13 is offline OT Vice MVP

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    Sep 14th, 2012 (9/14/2012 10:33am)

    She likes a little strangling so much of my time is preoccupied with balancing the line of getting enough pressure on her throat while not leaving marks. She really loves it and while I was nervous at first I've grown to like it as well. Wish she would talk more. I think it's an Asian thing. The japs always squeal in porn but most of the other Asians that aren't American born are pretty quiet.

    As for what I'm thinking it's split pretty evenly between some memories from our trips together to strip clubs, dirty talk and other chicks.

    Any weirdos out there with good stories?

    Mail glo4m if you don't want to post and he can post the stories here anonymously.

    On a side note I'm waiting for use of the shower now. Got a bloody surprise during morning sex.
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    Sep 14th, 2012 (9/14/2012 10:39am) in reply to dolphin13

    Wat is this sexy time you speak of? Why are you awake?
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    Sep 14th, 2012 (9/14/2012 10:40am) in reply to Mr323

    Now that I read your thread, eeeeeeeeewwwwwww
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    Sep 14th, 2012 (9/14/2012 10:42am) in reply to Mr323

     
    Originally Posted by Mr323 View Post

    Wat is this sexy time you speak of? Why are you awake?


    Another weird thing. I can not sleep after sex or masturbating. Too much adrenaline. So jelly of guys who can nut and roll over and fall asleep. Wife is getting ready for work and I haven't gone to sleep yet. Kiddo will be up in four hours and I have to work tonight. My sleep schedule is so fucked up :(
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    Sep 14th, 2012 (9/14/2012 10:44am) in reply to dolphin13

    My sleep schedule is messed up as well; when I watch girl on girl pron in hopes to sleep I get all cited and stay up for hours.....
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    Sep 14th, 2012 (9/14/2012 10:44am) in reply to Mr323

    Normally think of sheep.
  7. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Sep 14th, 2012 (9/14/2012 10:59am) in reply to frazze2

    Holly micheals

    then as the jizz starts drying on my hand how alone I am.
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    Sep 14th, 2012 (9/14/2012 11:00am) in reply to Niceguy

     
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post

    Holly micheals

    then as the jizz starts drying on my hand how alone I am.

    So holly michaels makes you catch your cum?
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  9. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Sep 14th, 2012 (9/14/2012 11:07am) in reply to dolphin13

     
    Originally Posted by dolphin13 View Post

    So holly michaels makes you catch your cum?

    Naw, it just falls where it falls, can't control nature. I'm not a god or a scientist.
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    Sep 14th, 2012 (9/14/2012 12:08pm) in reply to Niceguy

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    Sep 14th, 2012 (9/14/2012 1:24pm) in reply to Cooker

    a buddy of mine used to pull off a move that we have named "the sex burger"

    there was a mcdonalds right on msu's campus and on his way home with girls he would stop into the mickey d's, pick up a few things but always a big mac. hed then take the girl home and proceed to get it on with her. he would slyly get the big mac out of the box (key part because if it was in a wrapper it would make a lot of noise and the girl would be like wtf) while fucking her doggy style and start eating the burger. then he would yell out his last name so that our other buddy who was his roommate knew it was time to bust in and snap a picture of him banging girls doggy style while eating a burger.
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    Sep 14th, 2012 (9/14/2012 1:32pm) in reply to shallowcal

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    Makayla Maroney is the correct answer
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    Sep 14th, 2012 (9/14/2012 1:49pm) in reply to saxman

    your wife
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    Sep 14th, 2012 (9/14/2012 2:06pm) in reply to Ozzie

    Mrs. Mupp
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    Sep 14th, 2012 (9/14/2012 2:16pm) in reply to dTm328

    itt the idea of marriage becomes even more depressing
     
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    Sep 14th, 2012 (9/14/2012 2:18pm) in reply to SaulGood

    fuckmylife!
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    Sep 14th, 2012 (9/14/2012 2:27pm) in reply to Sandman_Good

    lol when I searched "dolphin p5s dildo" on google a couple of pictures of sketchy popped up. wtf sketchy?
    Edited By: coolhandkev Sep 14th, 2012 at 02:28 PM
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    Sep 14th, 2012 (9/14/2012 2:37pm) in reply to coolhandkev

    Back in highschool my boy calls me.

    J: you know what the best this is?
    Bot: no what?
    J: jerking it
    Bot: it's up there
    J: no like jerking it slow building a force, a powerful dominating load,
    And blowing up all over your stomach.
    J: (screams and Hangs up)
    Bot: (tilts head 45 degrees right and up 12 degrees)
    Bot: whaaaaaaaa the faaaaaaccc
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    Sep 14th, 2012 (9/14/2012 2:57pm) in reply to railbot

    usually her friends
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    Sep 14th, 2012 (9/14/2012 4:53pm) in reply to Moonlight Graham

    Barbara Bush in a bobsled
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    Sep 14th, 2012 (9/14/2012 5:21pm) in reply to kellykip

    ow this hurts and why the fucking isnt he jerking me off.
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    Sep 14th, 2012 (9/14/2012 5:32pm) in reply to dolphin13

     
    Originally Posted by dolphin13 View Post

    Another weird thing. I can not sleep after sex or masturbating. Too much adrenaline.

    ^^ serial-killer ^^
  24. Mr Galt Mr Galt is offline sister-in-law's a ho

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    Sep 14th, 2012 (9/14/2012 5:35pm) in reply to EyeKnows

     
    Originally Posted by EyeKnows View Post

    ^^ serial-killer ^^

    Actually this is quite common among women.
  25. Lord Supremo Lord Supremo is offline actually a tuvalu lord (sigh)

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    Sep 14th, 2012 (9/14/2012 5:38pm) in reply to Mr Galt

    Really wish I hadn't opened this thread
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    Sep 14th, 2012 (9/14/2012 5:44pm) in reply to Mr Galt

     
    Originally Posted by Mr Galt View Post

    Actually this is quite common among women.

    Yeah, I'm pretty much ready to pass out once I nut. Dragging 105lbs up 5 flights of stairs takes a surprising amount out of you.
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    Sep 14th, 2012 (9/14/2012 5:45pm) in reply to whitealroker

     
    Originally Posted by whitealroker View Post

    ow this hurts and why the fucking isnt he jerking me off.

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    Sep 14th, 2012 (9/14/2012 5:57pm) in reply to coolhandkev

     
    Originally Posted by coolhandkev View Post

    lol when I searched "dolphin p5s dildo" on google a couple of pictures of sketchy popped up. wtf sketchy?


    someone thought i was dolphin or something once, i forget, but i remember someone posting a pic and me being like "dude that's dolphin not me"
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    Sep 14th, 2012 (9/14/2012 6:08pm) in reply to sketchy1

    Man I hope my wife doesn't come home right now.
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    Sep 14th, 2012 (9/14/2012 6:17pm) in reply to dolphin13

     
    Originally Posted by dolphin13 View Post

    Another weird thing. I can not sleep after sex or masturbating. Too much adrenaline. So jelly of guys who can nut and roll over and fall asleep. Wife is getting ready for work and I haven't gone to sleep yet. Kiddo will be up in four hours and I have to work tonight. My sleep schedule is so fucked up :(

    thats really unfortunate. in fact, if i wake up in the morning and can't go back to sleep, i rub one out, roll over, and i'm instantly in dreamland again.
     
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