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  3. 2 well-adjusted boys who will grow into good men.
  4. A decent fucking child.
  5. ^or that
  6. A new super strain of teh chronic.
  7. Honestly....I just want to be known as a Good Dad and a Loving Husband.

    Oh, and i would love to be the person that exposes pokerstars fucked up RNG!!!
  8. I wanna make it rain.
     
  9. I would like to become President of the USA and make this country and the world a better place.
  10. i want to smear niptucks presidential campain by exposing him for the fraud that he is at some public venue
     
  11. I believe those two goals are mutually exclusive. (For you.)
  12. i think there are laws against that
  13. Laughter.

    A new path out of the cycle of rebirth.

    And Computer Assistance at a Reasonable Price.
  14. But he's from Alabama.
  15. lmao
    <table bgcolor="#ffffff" border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#eeeedd"><td bgcolor="#ffffff"></td><td><table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top"> </td><td>Re(3): What do you want to contribute the world?
    by j_money24 on 8/20/2007 19:13 </td><td><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td><nobr> </nobr> </td><td><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td></td><td></td></tr><tr><td></td><td> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr><tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td bgcolor="#ffffff"></td><td colspan="2"><table celspacing="0" border="0" cellpadding="2"><tbody><tr><td>i think there are laws against that </td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr></tbody></table> <table bgcolor="#ffffff" border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#eeeedd"><td bgcolor="#ffffff"></td><td><table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top"> </td><td>Re(4): What do you want to contribute the world?
    by LeftyMark on 8/20/2007 19:23 </td><td><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td><nobr> </nobr> </td><td><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td></td><td></td></tr><tr><td></td><td> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr><tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td bgcolor="#ffffff"></td><td colspan="2"><table celspacing="0" border="0" cellpadding="2"><tbody><tr><td>But he's from Alabama.</td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table>
  16. A faster and more efficiant pair of shoes.
  17. I would like to wear an adult diaper and just shit myself while in line at Walmart and see if anyone notices.
  18. and I want to revamp the popularity of the slip-n-slide®.
  19. methane gas *lifts leg*
     
  20. Help the world understand Jeri"s definetion of Funny
  21. Going to Mars.... seriously.

    That, and some kick ass children.
  22. id start with making people who ask questions like this post thier own answer
  23. I would like to suckle off the government teat for the rest of my life and be a tax burden to the likes of niptuck and Artie.
  24. Well, I guess I had a midlife crisis. Im in my 40s and just went through the police academy. In fact I was hired full time today. I hope to make a difference for the community and maybe save a life or two.. In fact I have already done that. Anyway, thats going to be my contribution.

    Plus I get to spray people with OC spray

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