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Donkey Kong
it's on like me
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winning a sex tournament
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Depends on the payout
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Mr. Blonde
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I get lots of sex, so shipping mtt's is the nuts
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mattg1983
buying action
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Joined: Nov 11Feb 22nd, 2012 (2/22/2012 4:38am) in reply to mattg1983
winning poker tourney>eating great food and drinking>sex
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wantagolf
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I would just use the mtt money to buy a hooker so win win.
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Joined: Mar 09Feb 22nd, 2012 (2/22/2012 4:42am) in reply to Z-Fresh
Have only won a >180 tourney once, had sex at least a dozen times. Give me the tourney
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Win tourney, buy sex, still have money left over.
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You can't really compare a physical feeling with an emotional feeling. Two different types of feelings.
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Joined: Aug 07Feb 22nd, 2012 (2/22/2012 4:51am) in reply to SICKTIGHT311
Women disagree.Originally Posted by SICKTIGHT311
You can't really compare a physical feeling with an emotional feeling. Two different types of feelings.
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Originally Posted by mattg1983
on the girl
on what mtt
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Movietime!!!!!!!
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Joined: Jul 08Feb 22nd, 2012 (2/22/2012 5:05am) in reply to SICKTIGHT311
Technically, winning doesnt make you feel much of anything as one of the five senses.
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Joined: Jun 08Feb 22nd, 2012 (2/22/2012 5:09am) in reply to Hughes4
Sex by far. Winning just edges out the feeling of losing. ( I suck tho and have only won with a max of 64 people FML)
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mattg1983
buying action
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Joined: Jun 08Feb 22nd, 2012 (2/22/2012 5:25am) in reply to mattg1983
Ya...I'm keeping my day job. When I win I only feel relief from not losing. I'm a head case and poor poker player...Carry on.
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Lord Supremo
actually a tuvalu lord (sigh)
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Joined: Mar 07Feb 22nd, 2012 (2/22/2012 5:29am) in reply to TRMGM
Originally Posted by mattg1983
on the girl
on what mtt
Originally Posted by SICKTIGHT311
You can't really compare a physical feeling with an emotional feeling. Two different types of feelings.
Both of these things.
That said, the first time I won a tournament worth 4 figures I tooled out the hardest I ever have in my life. That was realllllyyyy fucking exciting. -
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winning a tournament
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Needs some love hahaOriginally Posted by Donkey Kong
winning a sex tournament
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Joined: Jun 05Feb 22nd, 2012 (2/22/2012 6:22am) in reply to pigalet42
tj mullens long butthole feels bestest
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sacaniga
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Joined: Jul 07Feb 22nd, 2012 (2/22/2012 7:06am) in reply to I Fold
if we're talking a real tournament, like something that changes your whole financial situation, its clearly that... my biggest win was around 5k (chump change for a poker player i know), but at the time i was running on a 200 dollar bank roll and living paycheck to paycheck working a shit job for 10/hr, that shit is amazing, i was high for days and when i won the tourney it was ~8am and i called my other poker degen buddy who was still up grinding and we met up and started drinking, it was saint patty's day and we were waiting at the door of the bar to open at 10am already blitzed, i think i set a record of getting cut off before noon that day, such a great feeling to bink one, i cant imagine winning a legit one for 100k+
great sex is clearly nothing to frown upon, but after the great physical feeling, you grab a shower rinse off your dick and its back to life
however, if i had to choose between winning a poker tournament everyday for the rest of my life and no sex, or getting laid everyday for the rest of my life and never winning a hand of poker again, i'd snap say fuck poker -
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Joined: Jan 08Feb 22nd, 2012 (2/22/2012 7:20am) in reply to sacaniga
As long as its a real score then winning a tourney feel way better, or is a way better experience I think is a better way to phrase it.
I mean getting sex is pretty easy. And If I'm about to register for a tourney that I know I'm gonna probably win but I have to pass up on sex for the time being then what the fuck ever. I'll bang some other time....after I cashout -
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Joined: Apr 07Feb 22nd, 2012 (2/22/2012 7:28am) in reply to Dwain Phoenix
DK got it right in the first response
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Joined: Sep 07Feb 22nd, 2012 (2/22/2012 7:44am) in reply to saxton82
Only tournies i've won are ot tournies altho i got almost 3k for a 2nd place once. Just felt pissed i didnt win.
Obv depends on tournament/girl
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