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What was the worst night of your life? What happened? Did it change you as a person?
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I think it's against the law to make a post like this without a starter story; until then I refuse to make a worthwhile addition Mr. nic_london.
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i'm not really sure... I know the day that they canceled Salute Your Shorts is high on the list, I always wanted to go to Camp Onawana, and the discontinuance of that show made me face the realazation that it was just that, a show.... I'll never forget that cruel day
i actually do have something worthwhile to add to this discussion, but i'm in the middle of reading The Road, just stopped cause i got back from the shitter, and it will have to wait -
Well one of them was the night i got my DUI (DWI). I wss at fundraiser then went to a club and was slamming back drinks. I didnt drink the last half hour i was in the club, drinking nothing but water when i met this Dutch girl. We were making out etc when i convinced her i would drive her to Whistler, which is a 90 minute drive from vancouver on a trecherous highway. Well we left and her friend wanted to go home but i wasnt gonna drive her. So she kept whining... and for some reason i walked right up to her, grabbed her, and kissed her. Now hindsight would think this might not be the best move. Her friend is into me and its probably an easy score. But i did this right in front of her. So what happened? She kissed me and then kissed her! Ahh dutch girls... anyways, my adrenaline is going now and im convinced im driving up to Whister. Its 4am and i stop at a store to get a large coffee bracing myself for the drive. We have place to stay or nothing planned when we get there, but it seems like a good deal.
As im leaving downtown vancouver over the Lions Gate bridge, original girl starts fumbling with my zipper and massaging me...about 5 minutes later i pull onto the highway which leads directly to Whistler. At this time girl pulls out my hog and starts deep throating it. Then the friend who is sitting in the back seat starts kissing/biting my neck and ear. Well i decide there is no way im making it up to Whister and look for the nearest exit and spot i can park in seclusion. As im getting my knob polished and caressed from behind, i take the next exit. As soon as i take the exit, cop sirens/lights go on and i get pulled over. She said i was swerving on the road (no shit). I blow in the breathalyzer and just fail. The cop is female so i decide not to share the real reason i was swerving.
Anyways, long story short, i got thrown in the police car and went to jail... had my fingerprints and mugshot taken and left at 7am. lost my license for 3 months and had to spend 5k on a lawyer to get me off the charges. Talk about going from your ultimate high to ultimate low.
I never told my parents until my license suspension kicked in, which was about 6 weeks later. Obviously was very embaraasing.
P.S. I ran into the girls again by accident about 6 months later (they were actually going back to holland in two days) and they wouldnt forgive me, for obvious and good reasons.
GG me. -
I walked home from school at the end of the day. I walked into the kitchen where my cousin was standing crying. My gut immediatly sunk and before she even said it i knew. Joel grandpa passed away.
I became very quiet and a loner after this. -
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wonder where today ranks on Honda's worst list...
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the worst night of my life was def when I crashed my car and got a DUI.
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I would say crash is right, but not a car... servers. ArghH!!
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This has potential to be a pretty great thread...lets not fuck it up, eh?
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