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  1. Did you ever think about the fact that it's easier to have sex with a girl these days than to get her to make you a sandwich? What's the stigma about sandwiches?
  2. [ ] True Statement

    Tell me where you are meeting these girls at.
  3. More work for a girl to a make a sammich than take a load.

    Lazy biches.
  4. LOL

    that is all.
  5.  
    Originally Posted by y0y0y0y0y083 View Post

    [X] True Statement

    Tell me where you are meeting these girls at.

    College
    Thread Starter
  6. *walks into Subway*

    *demands sex*
  7. pics of said sluts or gtfo.
  8. When I was single, if a girl wanted to sleep over, she had to make me a sandwich on the way out. No exceptions
  9. this ain't the 60's no mo ess
  10.  
    Originally Posted by WeWaysAwIn View Post

    Did you ever think about the fact that it's easier to have sex with a girl these days than to get her to make you a sandwich? What's the stigma about sandwiches?

    Chicks are the new guys these days.
  11. And the problem is?
  12. lol well said OP!!
  13. good. making a sammich is easy. making one of those prison pussies/finding a willing (aka declawed) cat is hard.
  14.  
    Originally Posted by WeWaysAwIn View Post

    Did you ever think about the fact that it's easier to have sex with a girl these days than to get her to make you a sandwich? What's the stigma about sandwiches?

    My wife made herself a Ham sammich the other day then said, carefully, "do you want a sammich too?" I cut her off before the next line that allllllways follows: "I'll leave this stuff out for you." I said "yes if you're making it, no if not." she just didn't want to put the shit away. I guilted her into a sammmich and she even put the stuff away because I was not coming in after her now.
    +1 for me. I'm still basking in it. It's the little things in marriage.
  15. if ur going to pay for sex ...

    then pay her to make you a sammi...
  16. Improved syllabus for home economic classes apparently.
     

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