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  1. And should I kill it.

    Is it poisonous?

    If I do proceed with killing it, what method does OT suggest?

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  3. no way in fuck im letting that thing live. looks gnarly!
  4.  
    Originally Posted by sirjwab View Post

    no way in fuck im letting that thing live. looks gnarly!

    Yea it's on my patio right outside my bedroom door. It's going to die, but I want to be safe and be sure to kill it.
    Thread Starter
  5. Lighter + Hair spray= sure death
  6. why kill it? it isn't going to hurt you and it might be your great-great grandmother reincarnated.
    Edited By: EyeKnows Aug 29th, 2011 at 11:05 PM
  7.  
    Originally Posted by sirjwab View Post

    Lighter + Hair spray= sure death


    WD-40 even better.
     
  8. id say dont kill it. if anything its eating bugs that would other wise be flying around outside your house. doubt it wants to eat you or even come near you
  9. feed it.
    Edited By: McBain74 Aug 29th, 2011 at 11:08 PM
     
  10.  
    Originally Posted by shallowcal View Post

    id say dont kill it. if anything its eating bugs that would other wise be flying around outside your house. doubt it wants to eat you or even come near you

    Fuck this. Kill that fucker. Just get some TP, smush it, and flush it down the toilet. Problem solved.
  11.  
    Originally Posted by shallowcal View Post

    id say dont kill it. if anything its eating bugs that would other wise be flying around outside your house. doubt it wants to eat you or even come near you

    The problem is it's right outside my patio door and has strung its web in such a way that makes it impossible to go outside. After some research I think it's an Orb-Weaver Spider. They're non-venomous and apparently eat their own webs each evening and spin a new one overnight in a nearby location.

    I think this will be my method.



    Dead.

    Edited By: HeyNiceAscot Aug 29th, 2011 at 11:12 PM
    Thread Starter
  12.  
    Originally Posted by HeyNiceAscot View Post

    The problem is it's right outside my patio door and has strung its web in such a way that makes it impossible to go outside. After some research I think it's an Orb-Weaver Spider. They're non-venomous and apparently eat their own webs each evening and spin a new one overnight in a nearby location.

    I think this will be my method.



    Dead.

    what if she laid eggs??
     
  13. Looks like an orb weaver . At least on Google images.
    Edited By: hoosier418 Aug 29th, 2011 at 11:59 PM
  14. all spiders are venomous- it cant be poisionous if it delivers its venom intraveinously,like these should be facts anyone from america or any other first world country should know.....to answer your question I doubt it would effect you if it bit you outside of annoyance, move on
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    Originally Posted by EyeKnows View Post

    why kill it? it isn't going to hurt you and it might be your great-great grandmother reincarnated.

    This. My rule is that if its in the House it can be killed but if its outside leave it be.

    I often will pick up spiders in the house and throw them outside as i know they are very helpful
  16. jerk.

    spiders rape. keep on killing them and letting other actual pests thrive around your home tho

    oh and there's generally only 2 spiders you need to "worry" about in the states. black widow and brown recluse

     
    Originally Posted by jtj03 View Post

    all spiders are venomous- it cant be poisionous if it delivers its venom intraveinously,like these should be facts anyone from america or any other first world country should know.....to answer your question I doubt it would effect you if it bit you outside of annoyance, move on

    pretty much true. just for the sake of confusion I will post this:

    Myth: Some spiders are poisonous and others are not.

    Fact: There are two problems with this idea: a technicality, and a set of false assumptions. First, the technicality. "Poisonous" and "venomous" are two different things. Offhand, I can't think of any spider that is poisonous (harmful to eat, breathe or touch). Mushrooms are sometimes poisonous, but spiders are not; they are venomous (their toxins are proteins and work by being injected, not by being eaten).

    Second, we have a set of false assumptions about spider venoms. Almost all spiders are venomous; only two small families lack venom glands. The purpose of spider venom is to subdue the spider's prey, almost always insects. In brief, it's an insecticide. Spider venom does not exist to harm creatures, like humans, which are too large for spiders to eat, and in nearly all cases has little if any effect on humans.

    A minority of spider species have venom that can cause localized pain in humans, like the venom of bees or wasps. (Bees and wasps are far more dangerous than spiders, however; wasps cause many deaths annually). Of around 50,000 spider species known, only about 25 (1/20 of 1%) have venom capable of causing illness in humans, to a greater or lesser extent. In any given locality you can expect to find from zero to (at most) three such species. These species are called "medically significant" spiders.
    Edited By: TheWacoKidd Aug 30th, 2011 at 12:22 AM
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  17. Do not kill Gods creatures...
  18. Put him in a container and blow your bong rips in there, at least get the little sucker high before you kill him

     
    Originally Posted by SpankyHamm View Post

    Marbled Orb Weaver

    Seeing this kinda reminded me of this guy

  19. How has this not turned into a spider thread? Like the real spider thread?
  20. so sick of people saying 'dont kill them, they eat flies bla bla bla'. people who don't like spiders couldnt care less about all the insects they eat. fears are irrational, and telling people the good things spiders do arent going to make you hate them any less. you can buy raid for spiders that does the trick if you really want it dead and dont wanna have to touch it, or scrape its carcass off your foot.

    i used to almost always catch and release any insect or spider but lately ive just been flushin them down the toilet since i live in a condo and have nowhere to release them. I rarely got them in my place anyways since I live on the 15th floor, but a few weeks ago I found one that was hanging out under my counter, and every time i'd try to trap it, or even kill it, it would hear the noise and run and hide, and id have to wait hours for him to come back. finally got sick of him evading capture so i bought some raid and sprayed it up in his hiding spot and he hasnt been back since.
    RAAAAAAAID
    btw, that spider's ass looks like it has a face
  21. Found a big ass spider in my shed last week. The size of a fifty cent piece. I figured fuck it let him live and he'll eat all the bugs in my shed. Then yesterday I accidentally ran him over with the riding mower. Fucker ran right out in front of me. Only time I've ever felt bad about killing a bug.

    On the flip side I found a wasp nest in the shed but when I went to get the wasp spray it wasnt there...but there was a can of spray paint. So i spray painted those motherfuckers. it was very entertaining watching them dry and stick to the floor.
    Edited By: Mr. Blonde Aug 30th, 2011 at 02:53 AM
     
  22.  
    Originally Posted by downbylaw11 View Post

    so sick of people saying 'dont kill them, they eat flies bla bla bla'. people who don't like spiders couldnt care less about all the insects they eat. fears are irrational, and telling people the good things spiders do arent going to make you hate them any less.


    Why you mad bro? He didn't say anything in the op about hating spiders. He asked what kind of spider it is and if he should kill it. So "no, don't kill it" seems like a pretty appropriate response.
  23.  
    Originally Posted by wes_mc View Post

    Why you mad bro? He didn't say anything in the op about hating spiders. He asked what kind of spider it is and if he should kill it. So "no, don't kill it" seems like a pretty appropriate response.


    I'm usually not the type to kill spiders, but I'm also not the type to trap them and let em go...I usually just kinda ignore them. This spider however strung his web in my doorway so I had to get it out of the way. Maybe a lil hasty on the kill, but I'm an AMERICAN (deep southern accent) so I eliminated the enemy.
    Edited By: HeyNiceAscot Aug 30th, 2011 at 03:46 AM
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  24. the only spiders i attack that i see on the reg are wolf spiders, those things are too mean looking to allow to live

    i've got a huge shit show of spider webs on my back porch, right by the door... any moth that tries to bolt in the house when i open the door gets to have a chat with leroy
  25. PM ess. he's the resident spider expert in OT
     
  26. Don't care what spider it is; it's dead once I see it.
  27. Look we all know what happens when you mess with a spider

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