I fired one off (successfully) when I was like 14 in the family room when my parents were mere feet away on the back porch. I had an exit plan and all, but it was still pretty lucky

In broad daylight in the car in traffic.

Social studies freshman year of high school when the room was dark and we were watching Malcolm X. I was 14 and got a raging boner from this girl a couple rows down from me who fucked black dudes. Her tits were all out and she was wearing those black spandex type pants that were cool in like 1998. basically every fucking teenage girl was wearing them at the time. The bottom flared out a little. Almost like spandex bell bottoms or some shit like that. I was at the very top row and the seating was like college seating. I'm drawing a blank on the exact terminology. Each row would be a step up from the next like in college. Not like a traditional high school classroom. It was cold in the room so a bunch of people including myself had our arms inside our shirts and I was wearing Adidas tear away pants. So anyway I got this raging boner from just staring at this sluts tits and ass. Then my penis was like "just touch me. It's cool. We're not gonna take it too far." I was like "I'm not sure. This is pretty sketchy.". I couldn't control myself though. I was 14 fucking years old. I had just discovered jerking off not too long before that. I got a boner 40 times a day. So yeah, I just kind of barely touched it while we were viewing the movie. I wasn't like sitting there stroking my dick. But my hand was definitely on it. Then all of the sudden I realized I had gone too far. Like I think I could have stopped but my mind just wasn't there at the moment. Busted right there. I came to my senses afterward. Like somebody who had just been hypnotized and was coming out of it. Kind of confused and disoriented. I had a piece of paper or something the duck butter went onto. It wasn't just in my pants. I wasn't shooting ropes that day. More of a dribbler anyway. The movie might have been about Stephen Biko. I can't remember. We watched both movies in the class and this was 14 years ago so sorry if I've forgotten.

I also jerked off on the highway last week driving to St Louis from Kansas.

Does your pillow count, OP?

how the fuck is this bob costas related?

in my cubicle at a database entry job, that was the most boring job I've ever had

Please tell me you tried to fuck her first and jerking it was the last resort. At least a hand job?

-plane bathroom
-while driving
-public bathroom (more than once)
-inside the natural history museum in london

 

Originally Posted by XXEDPXX

Social studies freshman year of high school when the room was dark and we were watching Malcolm X. I was 14 and got a raging boner from this girl a couple rows down from me who fucked black dudes. Her tits were all out and she was wearing those black spandex type pants that were cool in like 1998. basically every fucking teenage girl was wearing them at the time. The bottom flared out a little. Almost like spandex bell bottoms or some shit like that. I was at the very top row and the seating was like college seating. I'm drawing a blank on the exact terminology. Each row would be a step up from the next like in college. Not like a traditional high school classroom. It was cold in the room so a bunch of people including myself had our arms inside our shirts and I was wearing Adidas tear away pants. So anyway I got this raging boner from just staring at this sluts tits and ass. Then my penis was like "just touch me. It's cool. We're not gonna take it too far." I was like "I'm not sure. This is pretty sketchy.". I couldn't control myself though. I was 14 fucking years old. I had just discovered jerking off not too long before that. I got a boner 40 times a day. So yeah, I just kind of barely touched it while we were viewing the movie. I wasn't like sitting there stroking my dick. But my hand was definitely on it. Then all of the sudden I realized I had gone too far. Like I think I could have stopped but my mind just wasn't there at the moment. Busted right there. I came to my senses afterward. Like somebody who had just been hypnotized and was coming out of it. Kind of confused and disoriented. I had a piece of paper or something the duck butter went onto. It wasn't just in my pants. I wasn't shooting ropes that day. More of a dribbler anyway. The movie might have been about Stephen Biko. I can't remember. We watched both movies in the class and this was 14 years ago so sorry if I've forgotten.

I also jerked off on the highway last week driving to St Louis from Kansas.

I swore this was a bfactor post at first

 

Originally Posted by LeftyMark

Penn St. locker room

meh...better story is your celebratory call to wifey when you threaded the speaker wire

In the butt, bob.

I once did watching gay porn on a bus full of nerds from a Tennis High School Match. Good times.

 

Originally Posted by XXEDPXX

Please tell me you tried to fuck her first and jerking it was the last resort. At least a hand job?

sadly, no. back then i believed in "saving it" and shit like that... sigh