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  1. What movies (prob older ones, since anything new that's any good is guaranteed to have a sequel) would you like to see a sequel made? Don't think about how it may tarnish the original. This is just for fun.

    I watched Big tonight and I know it's impossible since he's way old now, but I thought it would be kinda cool if they were able to do it. Maybe see how the toy company is doing when he's in his early 20's. Or since that chick at the end mentions to him to hold on to her number, maybe he could look her up. Dunno....

    Another idea would be:

    Heat (dinero is dead, but Jon Voight and Val Kilmer made it. Pacino could go hunt them down.)
  2. star wars
    lotr
    the matrix
    back to the future
    jaws
    rocky

    just to name a few
  3. Wedding Crashers
     
  4. Encino Man obv. His cave chick was hott.
  5. e.t.

    waldo you're an idiot
     
  6.  
    Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde View Post

    e.t.

    waldo you're an idiot

    E.T. is a classic IMO. You can't remake it.
     
  7.  
    Originally Posted by Waldo38 View Post

    star wars
    lotr
    the matrix
    back to the future
    jaws
    rocky

    just to name a few

    i tried to chuckle

    hmmmm maybeeeee little big league
  8. Lucky You.

    /thread
  9. Teeth
  10. billy madison

    happy gilmore

    half baked

    oh brother where art thou

    willy wonka and the chocolate factory


  11. Boogie Nights... I want to see the later times of Dirk Diggler and Reed Rothchild (aka Brock Landers and Chess Rockwell) dammit.
  12. Not a movie originally, but I'd love to see a continuation of Veronica Mars. It might happen too!
  13. brokeback mountain, this time with female characters
  14. Rounders.
  15. <h1 id="articlehed">10 Movies Needing a Muppet Remake</h1> <span><span id="contributor">By Matt Blum</span> </span><span>September 04, 2008 | 2:00:00 PM</span>Categories: humor, Movies, Muppets

    Have you ever considered just how funny a lot of movies could be, if only the producers had cast Muppets instead of humans? I mean, if you think the Terminator movies couldn't get any more awesome, imagine them with Animal playing Schwarzenegger's role. Hear Animal saying "Come with me if you want to live" in your head, and try not to laugh.

    Now that you've got the idea, here are ten cast lists for movies (including that one) that would be made awesome or even more awesome by the replacement of the core actors with Muppets:

    1<span>. </span> The Terminator & Terminator 2: Judgment Day - Animal is perfect for the Terminator—he's menacing and monosyllabic. Obviously Miss Piggy has to be Sarah Connor, since the Muppets don't have a lot of female characters and because Piggy is really good at kicking butt. Add in Kermit as Kyle Reese (for the romance angle) and then it follows that Robin ought to be John Connor. The last couple follow pretty naturally, since the only one who could play the T-1000 is Gonzo.
    The Terminator : Animal
    Sarah Connor : Miss Piggy
    Kyle Reese : Kermit
    John Connor : Robin
    T-1000 : Gonzo
    Miles & Tarissa Dyson : Dr. Bunsen Honeydew & Beaker

    2. Star Wars Episodes IV, V, and VI - Most Muppet pastiches of Star Wars have Kermit as Luke and Piggy as Leia, but they never consider the fact that they're supposed to be twins, and besides, Luke is whiny in a very non-Kermitlike way. I think Kermit's much better as Obi-Wan, the wise warrior, and Link Hogthrob makes the perfect Luke. Most people pick Gonzo as Vader, but I like him better as the scoundrel hero Han Solo, especially since Gonzo was always in love with Miss Piggy. I think the Swedish Chef makes the perfect Chewbacca, as he's tall and hard to understand. That doesn't leave many choices for Vader; Fozzie's all wrong, but I think Rizzo could pull it off.
    Luke : Link Hogthrob
    Leia : Miss Piggy
    Han Solo : Gonzo
    Chewbacca : The Swedish Chef
    Obi-Wan Kenobi : Kermit
    Darth Vader : Rizzo
    Yoda : Yoda (He's already a Muppet!)

    3. Casablanca - The initial temptation is to cast Kermit as Rick, but I think Kermit is better as the utterly noble Victor Laszlo, with Miss Piggy as Ilsa by his side. Gonzo is much better as Rick, with his internal, and external, conflict between love, revenge, and the right thing to do. Rowlf is Sam, for who else could be? Captain Renault is a tough part to play, but I think Fozzie has the right cavalier attitude for the role.
    Rick Blaine : Gonzo
    Ilsa Lund Laszlo : Miss Piggy
    Victor Laszlo : Kermit
    Captain Renault : Fozzie
    Sam : Rowlf
    Signor Ferrari : Sam the Eagle

    4. The Indiana Jones series - Kermit as Indy, of course. Piggy as Marion. Probably Robin as Mutt, if you include the latest movie, making it that much funnier that the familial relationship isn't obvious to Indy. Fozzie would make a good Henry Jones, Sr., both because he would bring a lot of humor to the role and because he would look good in Henry's hat. Janice as Willie Scott. I think Elsa would be best played by a human, because it would make her betrayal of Indy that much more dramatic, so we'll skip her.
    Indiana Jones : Kermit
    Marion Ravenwood : Miss Piggy
    Henry Jones, Sr. : Fozzie
    Willie Scott : Janice
    Mutt Williams : Robin
    Rene Belloq : The Swedish Chef (why not?)
    Marcus Brody : Scooter
    Sallah : Gonzo

    (More after the jump.)


    5. Blade Runner - Here's where Kermit's acting chops get a workout, as he plays the gritty Deckard hunting down replicants. Miss Piggy is the beautiful replicant Rachael, and Gonzo plays the lead replicant Roy Batty. The other replicants are the members of the Electric Mayhem. Just imagine Janis running through the streets of future L.A. in the rain with Kermit chasing her, or Gonzo delivering Batty's famous dying speech. Those scenes are lot funnier this way, aren't they?
    Rick Deckard : Kermit
    Rachael : Miss Piggy
    Roy Batty : Gonzo
    Leon : Floyd
    Zhora : Janice
    Dr. Tyrell : Dr. Bunsen Honeydew

    6. E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial - Remember how touching it was when E.T. raised his head skyward, lifted his hand, and said "Phone home?" Now, imagine Animal doing it...much better, isn't it? Animal has the big soulful eyes, the uneven gait, and the limited vocabulary to play the part to perfection; plus, you probably could lure him to your house with candy. Elliott is a good part for Scooter, with Robin as Gertie—either Robin can do it in drag or the role can be switched to be a little boy. Michael, the older brother, should be Fozzie, I think. And Keys would have to be Gonzo, because he could definitely pull off the line about wanting to see an alien since he was 10 years old.
    E.T. : Animal
    Elliott : Scooter
    Gertie : Robin
    Michael : Fozzie
    Keys : Gonzo

    7. Pulp Fiction - Yeah, a lot of it would have to be cut, because there are some things that you just don't do to Muppets. But consider Fozzie and Gonzo as Vincent and Jules, and replay the "Royale with cheese" scene in your head. Now add Kermit as Butch (Bruce Willis's character), Sam the Eagle as Marcellus, and Floyd and Janice as Pumpkin and Honey Bunny. Now how awesome is it?

    Vincent : Fozzie
    Jules : Gonzo
    Butch : Kermit
    Marcellus Wallace : Sam the Eagle
    Floyd : Pumpkin
    Janice : Honey Bunny

    8. The Princess Bride - Yes, it is possible to make a silly movie even sillier. Kermit and Piggy as Westley and Buttercup, of course. Gonzo as Inigo, because the not-quite-right accent and the overacting come naturally to him. Fozzie as Vizzini, because I can hear him saying "Inconceivable!" in my head with no problem. And Sweetums would make an absolutely ideal Fezzik.
    Westley : Kermit
    Buttercup : Miss Piggy
    Inigo : Gonzo
    Fezzik : Sweetums
    Vizzini : Fozzie
    Prince Humperdinck : Sam the Eagle
    Count Rugen : The Swedish Chef

    9. The Back to the Future series - This is the perfect opportunity for Scooter's first starring role, since he'd make a great Marty McFly. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew has to be Doc Brown, since he was...born?...crafted?...to play the part. Marty's parents have to be Kermit and Piggy, for the romance aspect of things. And Fozzie would definitely work for Biff (and the other Biff-like roles), even though Fozzie doesn't usually play villains—Biff's constant butchering of jokes (e.g., "Make like a tree and get out of here") make Fozzie perfect for the part. I don't consider Jennifer, Marty's girlfriend, an important enough role to worry about.
    Marty McFly : Scooter
    Doc Brown : Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
    George McFly : Kermit
    Lorraine Baines/McFly : Miss Piggy
    Biff Tannen : Fozzie
    Mr. Strickland : Gonzo

    10. Stand by Me - I'm including this one because it's so often overlooked on movie lists like this one, and it's such a good movie it doesn't deserve to be. I hope Wil Wheaton won't mind, but I see Scooter playing Gordie. I see Gonzo as Chris and Fozzie as Vern, the outspoken and the timid one respectively. Teddy is a tough character to cast, but I think Kermit has the range to pull it off. Link Hogthrob would do a great job as Ace. I think the rest of the characters are best played by humans.
    Gordie : Scooter
    Chris : Gonzo
    Vern : Fozzie
    Teddy : Kermit
    Ace : Link Hogthrob
    I took some inspiration, and copied the Blade Runner artwork, from this Muppet movie poster collection. Please forgive my poor Photoshop skills on the other graphics.

    from: http://blog.wired.com/geekdad/2008/0...ies-needi.html
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  16.  
    Originally Posted by riverdrowns View Post

    Encino Man obv. His cave chick was hott.

    on that note, biodome 2 and 3!
  17. Is Peter Jackson going to come out with the prequel to LOTR, The Hobbit? God I hope so.
  18.  
    Originally Posted by Pghfan987 View Post


    Is Peter Jackson going to come out with the prequel to LOTR, The Hobbit? God I hope so.

    He is producing. Guillermo del Toro (Pan's Labyrinth, Hellboy, etc) is directing
  19.  
    Originally Posted by TheAlbatross View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Pghfan987 View Post


    Is Peter Jackson going to come out with the prequel to LOTR, The Hobbit? God I hope so.

    He is producing. Guillermo del Toro (Pan's Labyrinth, Hellboy, etc) is directing

    Sick, hopefully itll be in english.
  20.  
    Originally Posted by TheAlbatross View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Pghfan987 View Post


    Is Peter Jackson going to come out with the prequel to LOTR, The Hobbit? God I hope so.

    He is producing. Guillermo del Toro (Pan's Labyrinth, Hellboy, etc) is directing

    Cool, I read they were going to write a screenplay, but does that mean they are definitely going to create the movie(s)? Obviously there's an enormous demand for more from Middle Earth.
  21. Pretty sure its a go. I think they are co-scripting it now.
    I'm sure it'll be in English too

    http://www.variety.com/article/VR111...query=del+toro
  22. Wedding Crashers would fukn rock!! If they did show up as Gypsys at that next wedding and the movie went on from there.
    Thread Starter
  23.  
    Originally Posted by marinersheep View Post

    Wedding Crashers

    Thatd be good, without vince vaughn and owen wilson.
  24. brokeback mountain
  25.  
    Originally Posted by kevin6651 View Post


    Heat (dinero is dead, but Jon Voight and Val Kilmer made it. Pacino could go hunt them down.)

    CO FUCKING SIGN

    Heat is sfffffffffffffamazing.
  26. Rounders
    Superbad
    Wedding Crashers
    Never Back Down
    Dead Man On Campus

    Could name a ton more but ill stop there
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  27. brag post coming up...

    Im good friends with wayne gro (Kevin Gage) from heat (also the snitch at the end of Blow and the motorcycle dude that hangs from a cliff in paparazzi)
    He is a good poker player also.
  28.  
    Originally Posted by Gogetsit View Post

    brag post coming up...

    Im good friends with wayne gro (Kevin Gage) from heat (also the snitch at the end of Blow and the motorcycle dude that hangs from a cliff in paparazzi)
    He is a good poker player also.

    Oh you mean the guy who is all sad at the end cause hes rattng out his friend and youre supposed to feel for him cause he feels bad.......yeah eff snitches imo. But thats cool that you know him.
  29. Heat - cosign on what's already been said
    Rounders - sfobv
    Troy - Sean Bean reprising the role of Ulysess (Odyseuss) for the Odyssey

    Wow. Completely drawing a blank otherwise. I thought I would have at least 10.
  30. They should make Supertroopers 2 imo.

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