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What are the odds? And how creepy is a play here?

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  1. Danezone Danezone is offline

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    Feb 10th, 2011 (2/10/2011 4:01am)

    Ordered a pizza tonight (diet starts tomorrow I swear.) Anyway, instead of the typical 45 year old bozo, it was a cute lil 20 year old thing dropping it off, dumb as a doornail but that's okay it's kind of how I like them. Now, how creepy would it be to text her? I have the girls number since instead of hitting the intercom she decided to call my phone instead.
     
  2. Moonlight Graham Moonlight Graham is offline

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    Feb 10th, 2011 (2/10/2011 4:03am) in reply to Danezone

    ummm, pretty creepy

    i could change my opinion tho, it depends on what bigearn would do
  3. Hughes4 Hughes4 is online now

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    Feb 10th, 2011 (2/10/2011 4:03am) in reply to Moonlight Graham

    text her.......a pic of your cock
  4. studogg76 studogg76 is offline

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    Feb 10th, 2011 (2/10/2011 4:03am) in reply to Hughes4

    YO, REALLY creepy imo
  5. jesterwords jesterwords is offline

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    Feb 10th, 2011 (2/10/2011 4:03am) in reply to Hughes4

     
    Originally Posted by Hughes4 View Post

    text her.......a pic of your cock

    its a bit early for the brett favre
  6. krispycream krispycream is offline

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    Feb 10th, 2011 (2/10/2011 4:04am) in reply to Moonlight Graham

    win-win situation. guarnteed booty-calls anytime you're hungry for a pizza. plus you get to provide the italian sausage.
  7. AMARTIN1181 AMARTIN1181 is offline

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    Feb 10th, 2011 (2/10/2011 4:05am) in reply to krispycream

    just fuckin do it
  8. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Feb 10th, 2011 (2/10/2011 4:06am) in reply to AMARTIN1181

    You really shouldn't pick up women when they're working or via work unless they initiate.
  9. Cmoney3 Cmoney3 is offline

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    Feb 10th, 2011 (2/10/2011 4:06am) in reply to Niceguy

    texting her is standard dude
  10. wantagolf wantagolf is online now Moderator

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    Feb 10th, 2011 (2/10/2011 4:08am) in reply to Danezone

     
  11. boondock11 boondock11 is offline

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    Feb 10th, 2011 (2/10/2011 4:12am) in reply to Niceguy

     
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post

    You really shouldn't pick up women when they're working or via work unless they initiate.

    I guess I'm the exception to this lol.

    and it sounds way creepy but do it any ways.
  12. P0KERDUUDE P0KERDUUDE is offline

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    Feb 10th, 2011 (2/10/2011 4:15am) in reply to boondock11

    you should have made it happen while she was at your house.
     
  13. jesterwords jesterwords is offline

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    Feb 10th, 2011 (2/10/2011 4:16am) in reply to P0KERDUUDE

  14. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Feb 10th, 2011 (2/10/2011 4:18am) in reply to jesterwords

    Please do it.

    I just want some entertainment. I dont care about the creepy factor.
  15. tammypoker01 tammypoker01 is offline

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    Feb 10th, 2011 (2/10/2011 4:22am) in reply to Jaybone2315

    do it put lots of booze out and offer her a drink
  16. NechitaCC NechitaCC is offline

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    Feb 10th, 2011 (2/10/2011 4:24am) in reply to tammypoker01

    Text her and tell her you wanted your pizza square and you want sexual favors to repay the error.
  17. hostile hostile is offline

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    Feb 10th, 2011 (2/10/2011 4:25am) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    Please do it.

    I just want some entertainment. I dont care about the creepy factor.

    +1.
  18. ZeeDustin ZeeDustin is offline

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    Feb 10th, 2011 (2/10/2011 4:34am) in reply to Danezone

    Hey whats up...U just delivered me a pizza....I was at....typoe address...figured you wanted me to hit you back as you called my number instead of buzzin on intercom. You want to meet up after work for a drink?
  19. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Feb 10th, 2011 (2/10/2011 4:35am) in reply to ZeeDustin

    So did she text back yet?
  20. RATE615 RATE615 is offline

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    Feb 10th, 2011 (2/10/2011 4:37am) in reply to Jaybone2315

    Can't be real. She's gonna call the fuckin cops.
  21. CCLLAAYY CCLLAAYY is offline

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    Feb 10th, 2011 (2/10/2011 4:38am) in reply to ZeeDustin

    pretty sure that is the motherfucking epitome of creepy!!!!

    loool jesus dude

    btw are you already a convicted rapist? child molester? if not how the fck did you go so long without being caught?

    edit- haha thought I read that you were 45 and she was 20... either way I feel like my comment is still fitting
    Edited By: CCLLAAYY Feb 10th, 2011 at 04:40 AM
  22. studogg76 studogg76 is offline

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    Feb 10th, 2011 (2/10/2011 4:39am) in reply to CCLLAAYY

    Restraining order initiated.
  23. donkiman donkiman is offline

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    Feb 10th, 2011 (2/10/2011 4:41am) in reply to studogg76

    Def text. Next time do not ask our permission.
     
  24. SCTrojans SCTrojans is offline

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    Feb 10th, 2011 (2/10/2011 4:41am) in reply to P0KERDUUDE

     
    Originally Posted by P0KERDUUDE View Post

    you should have made it happen while she was at your house.

    thisx100
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  25. Reech Reech is offline around

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    Feb 10th, 2011 (2/10/2011 4:41am) in reply to SCTrojans

    call the number and try to order another pizza and play it off like you thought it was the pizza shop's phone or something. before you hang up ask out for drinks and anal.
  26. gutbirdxx gutbirdxx is offline

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    Feb 10th, 2011 (2/10/2011 4:42am) in reply to Reech

    no text= 0% chance you bang her
    text=0.01% chance you bang her
  27. DBo Fo Sho DBo Fo Sho is offline Taking advantage of Official Threads

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    Feb 10th, 2011 (2/10/2011 4:44am) in reply to gutbirdxx

    http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/search/mis/?query=m4w


    easy game
  28. mdshack14 mdshack14 is offline

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    Feb 10th, 2011 (2/10/2011 4:45am) in reply to gutbirdxx

     
    Originally Posted by gutbirdxx View Post

    no text= 0% chance you bang her
    text=0.01% chance you bang her

    something about missing all the shots you don't take.
     
  29. Danezone Danezone is offline

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    Feb 10th, 2011 (2/10/2011 4:47am) in reply to mdshack14

    Yeah I actually really really agree that it is very creepy to do so and will not be texting her. Still I can't say its not tempting. The surprising rush of the delivery person being an attractive female was a bit nuts tho. Like how often does that happen, seriously?
     
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  30. Cesporz Cesporz is offline

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    Feb 10th, 2011 (2/10/2011 4:47am) in reply to Danezone

    Text her and tell her you forgot to give her a tip
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