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  1. I'm sure there are a hell of a lot of threads like this, but I just bought myself a lottery ticket for tonights Euromillions where the jackpot currently stands at £68million. The figure just seems astronomical, I mean winning 50k would be huge, winning a million life changing, winning 5-10 million you'll never have to work in your life, but 68 million (100m US) is just incomprehensible...

    I mean where would you start? What would you buy? Where would you live? I literally don't know what the first thing I would do is...

    Any ideas?
  2. first I would figure out wtf £ is
  3. 2 girls...at the same time
  4. pay 40 million in taxes
  5. Buy Ireland and turn it into a Guinness and Leprechaun theme park.
  6.  
    Originally Posted by dolphin13 View Post

    2 girls...at the same time

    Edited By: Thatislife Mar 11th, 2011 at 07:56 PM
  7. not much different, i'd just have rad cars, a rad house. wouldn't spend much of it probably. let it collect interest. i guess im a simple person :)

    oh yeah, i'd have to buy dedheadsteve's cats too. im sure he'd part with them for a half mil
    Edited By: wowswift Mar 11th, 2011 at 08:00 PM
  8.  
    Originally Posted by KingMonty View Post

    Buy Ireland and turn it into a Guinness and Leprechaun theme park.

    or Egypt, Yemen and Libya combined and then create Arab Disneyland with a build in workforce.
  9. I bought Megamillion for tonight, $151mm, but fk me I forgot to tell them cash option. so I'm only going to get $6mm per year for 26 years, FML.
     
  10. ohh fail, that's one you don't ever forget to do
  11. Live like a Winner for a few months which includes 7 gram lines of yay-o & a minimum of 3 porn stars within 50 feet at all times
  12. WTF you have to tell lottery that you want it all in one hit? Otherwise they bend you over?

    And also im a simple person too. Travel the world probably first class to be honest
    Edited By: poumi554 Mar 11th, 2011 at 08:11 PM
    Reason: answer actual question
  13.  
    Originally Posted by resilient View Post

    I bought Megamillion for tonight, $151mm, but fk me I forgot to tell them cash option. so I'm only going to get $6mm per year for 26 years, FML.

    You have to tell them what you want? I always thought you would just tell them how you wanted the money when you won and went to collect the winnings..
  14.  
    Originally Posted by mattymofatty View Post

    You have to tell them what you want? I always thought you would just tell them how you wanted the money when you won and went to collect the winnings..

    i know in cali and texas, you gotta tell them. if you don't, it auto selects the 25 year or whatever option
  15.  
    Originally Posted by Popperhead View Post

    Live like a Winner for a few months which includes 7 gram lines of yay-o & a minimum of 3 porn stars within 50 feet at all times


    pussy....bang that shit!!!
  16. l don't know. All l know is, l finally got enough money that l can buy my way out of anything. l can do anything l want when l get my money later. And l won! Finally, NCJ is above the law!

    lt's a great feeling.
  17. Buy like a £10m New York penthouse apartment, a racehorse, a lower league football (soccer) club, ex-SAS bodyguards and break up Natalie Portman with her fiance. The problem would be staying off hard drugs imo.
  18. Tell the missus I won 34 million. Can never be to careful.

    Probly buy a castle. Always wanted one of those. And a gun. And a polar bear. With a top hat
  19. 19 replies and no one said hookers n blow? sigh....

    Spend it on hookers n blow
  20.  
    Originally Posted by whatsup View Post

    19 replies and no one said hookers n blow? sigh....

    Spend it on hookers n blow

    reading comprehension, fttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttl
  21.  
    Originally Posted by resilient View Post

    I bought Megamillion for tonight, $151mm, but fk me I forgot to tell them cash option. so I'm only going to get $6mm per year for 26 years, FML.

    People should always take the structured payout. Nobody should be spending more than 6 million a year if you don't want to end up going broke (unless you're a billionaire)
  22. if you trust that the money will still be there in 25 years
  23. I'd buy a $100m car.
  24. You can change your choice to cash option when you go to collect
  25. Unless they put that whole amount in an account for me and let me accrue the interest, then not taking it in a lump sum would be retarded...and even then not taking it in a lump sum is still borderline retarded
     
  26.  
    Originally Posted by Popperhead View Post

    Live like a Winner for a few months which includes 7 gram lines of yay-o & a minimum of 3 porn stars within 50 feet at all times

    WINNING
  27.  
    Originally Posted by skreechamane View Post

    reading comprehension, fttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttl

    it had been implied but no one said the famous phrase
  28. Is this high for Europe? US jackpots get that high almost monthly between the powerball and megamillion.
  29. I havent checked my numbers yet. Has it been won? €80 million tax free

    I dream about not for the cars or houses i could buy or the holidays but simply so i could tell work to fuck off.

    Some gypo down the country here won it when it was €130 mill i think. nice life

    Just checked. It wasnt won. Be over 100 million euro next Friday. That will do
    Edited By: TheWhitePele Mar 12th, 2011 at 12:41 AM
  30.  
    Originally Posted by SerlinSteak19 View Post

    People should always take the structured payout. Nobody should be spending more than 6 million a year if you don't want to end up going broke (unless you're a billionaire)

    You fail at life sir