1. mine are:

    bad drivers, probably my number 1, i sometimes feel like im gonna follow people home and murder them and their families.

    retarded people on game shows (price is right thread reminded me of this)

    i know there are tons more. I have a very very short fuse. I think its all related to poker to. my wife hates it... but i cant help it.

    anything that is unefficient pisses me off. cuz in my mind i can see the faster more efficient way. probably stemming from poker, always looking for the better move.
  2. job + family
  3. The current worldwide popularity of religion and spirituality
  4. People who cannot use proper english in the title of a post tilt me.
  5. nothing tilts me like poker...
  6.  
    Originally Posted by Ozzie View Post

    nothing tilts me like poker...

    this
  7. hearing how hot megan fox is... this is staring to tilt me
    Thread Starter
  8. riding a motorcycle in las vegas.
  9. Watching/hearing of fellow service members dying. The latest accident was HSC-6 operating off the Carrier Nimitz on 20 May. Total of 6 died.
     
  10. Bad drivers is def a sore spot;

    Peeps who post in a thread only to say how much they hate that type of thread

    Stupid people

    People who make thousands of posts and really think somehow the sheer volume alone makes them "special" LOLZ

    Smart-ass cops

    People who are so fat they can barely squeeze through a doorway

    telemarketers ~ they all suck no matter what they're selling ~

    Illegal immigrants who use government subsistence cards at the grocery store but have a wallet full of money they could've paid with

    Illegal immigrants with five or six kids under the age of 4 on gov't assistance

    grocery stores who allow people with 50 articles to go through the "Express ~ 10 items are less" check-out line

    and of course fkwad assholes with 50 items who go through said checkout lines

    Self-obsessed assholes who play like donkeys but run good in poker and think they're master players

    People in their early 20's who think they "know it all" LOLZ

    Self-deluded peeps of any age who think they're better than everybody else

    People who jump into a thread like this and go on and on and on and on.....

    oh wait... er.. uh

    FML
  11. Danny Dyer
  12. This is gonna get me flamed I am sure. But homeless people tilt me. Folks who Choose to bottom feed. The ones who wait for the coffee shop to open so they can shower in the bathroom and "fix" first thing. THen wander down to the bank for a coffee refill and some free cookies.

    The ones who ask for money for food, then when you give them meal coupons for the kitchen downtown, they call you names for not having real cash. These parasites tilt me to no end.

    Career homeless people tilt me.
  13. people that make noises when they eat.

    people that think they can treat servers/janitors/mexicans at taco bell/you name it like shit just because they are rich/grown up/white/you name it.
  14. ex wife bc she causes too much baby mama drama.

    people
  15. Realizing im out of frozen pizza usually tilts me good
  16. the leafs
  17. My 18 year old nasty bitch step-daughter.
  18.  
    Originally Posted by hkfgkjtfgkyu View Post

    My 18 year old nasty bitch step-daughter.

    Pics or GTFO

    My wife only when she wants to. All my health issues.
  19. speidi
  20. PD
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  21. when i see people not pulling over for emergency vehicles... nothing makes me want to strangle the driver more than that.
  22. golf, slow/terrible drivers, bad weed
     
  23. women and its not even close
  24. Long lines
    People who cut in line ( don't let me catch you I always have to say something)
    long traffic lines
    People who honk there horns when you clearly cannot move asfl:j@';Gr[{;f$%tg
  25. I find it strange that driving has been mentioned several times.

    Other than that, I would say doctors that say "you need more" treatment.

    Or shitheads in grocery lines.
  26. People who speed their ass off to get into a fast food drive-thru infront of you, only to have no clue what the hell they want. Im aware sometimes people pick random restaurants, but like 80% of the time you know where you are going, and the menu hasn't changed much in the last seven days..

    When you are in the left lane and its clear to the light, and you want to make a right turn, on red. There is someone stopped in the left lane ahead, and another car next to you, said car will speed up to be in front of you, and switch in front of you, but since he isnt turning right, you have to sit there and waste 2 minutes of your life because he had to be in the front of the god damn line.

    Also dogs. I hate them, they stink, and your pug is the ugliest thing I've ever seen. His face looks like someone deflated a fat woman's ass.

    People who come to the bank and get in line, knowing they need to fill out a god damn deposit slip, and instead of doing it, THEN getting in line, they will get in line, wait to be next and do it at the tellers window.

    And the #1 answer - Bad service by a waiter/waitress at a nice restaurant, just because your in the line of work, or related to the manager doesn't entitle you to a tip unless you do a good job.
  27. People in the casino that insist on telling me how much they are down...

    Its like a Bankroll Badbeat Story on Repeat...GTFO!!!!!!!

    (obv work in a Casino)

    People get a fucking life, I dont give a fuck if your down 4 Geeeeez!

    ****!
  28. people who are inconsiderate of other peoples culture and enthnicity.....also, the dutch.
  29. Line Leders tilt me. I am trying to be first because I will acclerate faster then the guy in the other lane. You want to be first because you are a loser. People who stop with like 3 meters between their car at red lights, and when you try to squeeze by on the right they sit their obvilious as fuck. If I drove a crappy car, I would push my way through. Kids who have fast cars and race off at every light... I do t every once in a while, but why the fuck do you do it every chance you get?
  30.  
    Originally Posted by nezbit View Post

    mine are:

    bad drivers

    nailed it...i came to post exactly this.

    i have some HORRIBLE road rage.

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