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What is your favorite quote?

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  1. OneM24 OneM24 is offline beer pong champion

    Richmond, VA
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    Apr 30th, 2008 (4/30/2008 8:42pm)

    "Success is not measured by what you have accomplished, but by what you could have accomplished with your abilities."

    Not sure who said it, but that pretty much sums it up. How about you guys?
  2. brentley72 brentley72 is offline

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    Apr 30th, 2008 (4/30/2008 8:45pm) in reply to OneM24

    <table id="personal-table" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr id="Quote"><td>the more i see the less i know for sure - lennon

    there's gonna be some stuff u gonna see that's gonna make it hard to smile in the future, but through whatever you see, through all the rain and the pain, you gotta keep your sense of humor. you gotta be able to smile through all this bullshit - tupac
    </td></tr></table>
  3. KCKyle KCKyle is offline

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    Apr 30th, 2008 (4/30/2008 8:45pm) in reply to OneM24

    i hear that melting pot stuff alot, and all i can say is that we havent melted

    i believe that all men, brown, black, and white are all brothers
  4. timthegem timthegem is offline

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    Apr 30th, 2008 (4/30/2008 8:45pm) in reply to OneM24

    "Spank my ass and call me Charlie." - J. Edgar Hoover
  5. j_money24 j_money24 is offline

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    Apr 30th, 2008 (4/30/2008 8:46pm) in reply to OneM24

    You can't fight in here! this is the war room!

    - Peter Sellers as President Merkin Muffley
  6. dams dams is offline

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    Apr 30th, 2008 (4/30/2008 8:46pm) in reply to OneM24

    "Honor's in the dollar, kid."

    "Every man dies, not every man really lives."

    "Either you're slingin crack rock or got a jump shot."
  7. MissBecky MissBecky is offline if you're nasty

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    Apr 30th, 2008 (4/30/2008 8:47pm) in reply to dams

    "it is what it is."

    "this too shall pass."
  8. yjbrewer yjbrewer is offline

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    Apr 30th, 2008 (4/30/2008 8:48pm) in reply to dams

    In God We Trust All Others Pay Cash!
  9. s1nnr s1nnr is offline will stab you

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    Apr 30th, 2008 (4/30/2008 8:49pm) in reply to OneM24

    " An awkward morning is far better then a lonely night"

    -californication
  10. JoeHead JoeHead is offline

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    Apr 30th, 2008 (4/30/2008 8:51pm) in reply to s1nnr

    "If you throw at someone's head, it's very dangerous, because in the head is the brain."

    -Pudge Rodriguez
  11. Dr.GHouse Dr.GHouse is offline

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    Apr 30th, 2008 (4/30/2008 8:52pm) in reply to OneM24

    "Hey....wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"

    Lloyd
  12. AFink93 AFink93 is offline

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    Apr 30th, 2008 (4/30/2008 8:53pm) in reply to OneM24

    I havent F****ed like that since Grade School.

    I forgot who said that.
  13. j_money24 j_money24 is offline

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    Apr 30th, 2008 (4/30/2008 8:55pm) in reply to Dr.GHouse

     
    Originally Posted by Dr.GHouse View Post


    "Hey....wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"

    Brianyut

    FYP
  14. owl52 owl52 is offline

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    Apr 30th, 2008 (4/30/2008 8:55pm) in reply to AFink93

    ^^marla singer in fight club
  15. theehawk theehawk is offline

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    Apr 30th, 2008 (4/30/2008 8:55pm) in reply to OneM24

    "It is simply that we can all be good boys and wear our letter sweaters around and get our little degrees and find some nice girl to settle, you know, down with... take up what a friend of ours calls the hearty challenges of lawn care... Or we can blaze! Become legends in our own time, strike fear in the heart of mediocre talent everywhere! We can scald dogs, put records out of reach! Make the stands gasp as we blow into an unearthly kick from three hundred yards out! We can become God's own messengers delivering the dreaded scrolls! We can race dark Satan himself till he wheezes fiery cinders down the back straightaway....They'll speak our names in hushed tones, 'those guys are animals' they'll say! We can lay it on the line, bust a gut, show them a clean pair of heels. We can sprint the turn on a spring breeze and feel the winter leave our feet! We can, by God, let our demons loose and just wail on!"

    from once a runner something that has always stuck with me
  16. Bawsten Bawsten is offline

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    Apr 30th, 2008 (4/30/2008 8:56pm) in reply to OneM24

    "Troubles will come, and they will pass"

    Simple Man by Lynyrd SKynyrd
  17. JoeHead JoeHead is offline

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    Apr 30th, 2008 (4/30/2008 8:56pm) in reply to theehawk

    That's not a quote it's a novel.....
  18. DJam21 DJam21 is offline

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    Apr 30th, 2008 (4/30/2008 8:57pm) in reply to OneM24

    The gambling that is business looks with severe disfavour upon the business that is gambling.

    Pointing out the hypocrisy of some.
  19. Werglum Werglum is offline

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    Apr 30th, 2008 (4/30/2008 8:59pm) in reply to DJam21

    "I'm not a bad driver, I'm just drunk"

    My buddy
  20. Magnet Steve Magnet Steve is offline

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    Apr 30th, 2008 (4/30/2008 9:02pm) in reply to OneM24

    <table id="personal-table" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr id="Quote"><td>"I will accept the rules that you feel necessary to your freedom. I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do."
    - Robert Heinlein

    "I'm like the Pythagorean Theorem: no one can figure me out."
    - Shaquille O'Neal
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  21. sacaniga sacaniga is offline fake machinist

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    Apr 30th, 2008 (4/30/2008 9:04pm) in reply to OneM24

    I wouldn't advocate sex, drugs or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

    When the going gets weird the weird turn pro

  22. mackieinva mackieinva is offline

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    Apr 30th, 2008 (4/30/2008 9:04pm) in reply to Magnet Steve

    "Life is far too important to be taken seriously." - Oscar Wilde
  23. str8frush str8frush is offline

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    Apr 30th, 2008 (4/30/2008 9:06pm) in reply to OneM24

    No matter how hot she is, and how cool she seems, some guy somewhere is sick of putting up with her shit
  24. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

    San Francisco, CA
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    Apr 30th, 2008 (4/30/2008 9:07pm) in reply to OneM24

    "No thanks, baby, no pussy's worth $10." - el burro
  25. cardsrfixed cardsrfixed is offline

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    Apr 30th, 2008 (4/30/2008 9:08pm) in reply to sacaniga

    Wait by the river long enough and the bodies of your enemies will float by.
  26. s1nnr s1nnr is offline will stab you

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    Apr 30th, 2008 (4/30/2008 9:09pm) in reply to theehawk

    cliff notes?^^^
  27. fetaman fetaman is offline

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    Apr 30th, 2008 (4/30/2008 9:16pm) in reply to OneM24

    Too many to list, obviously am a big fan of quotes for sure...popped up my excel workbook and here are a couple...

    "I will act now. I will act now. I will act now. Henceforth, I will repeat these words each hour, each day, everyday, until the words become as much a habit as my breathing, and the action which follows becomes as instinctive as the blinking of my eyelids. With these words I can condition my mind to perform every action necessary for my success. I will act now. I will repeat these words again and again and again. I will walk where failures fear to walk. I will work when failures seek rest. I will act now for now is all I have. Tomorrow is the day reserved for the labor of the lazy. I am not lazy. Tomorrow is the day when the failure will succeed. I am not a failure. I will act now. Success will not wait. If I delay, success will become wed to another and lost to me forever. This is the time. This is the place. I am the person." Og Mandino

    "Men have been taught that it is a virtue to agree with others. But the creator is the man who disagrees. Men have been taught that it is a virtue to swim with the current. But the creator is the man who goes against the current. Men have been taught that it is a virtue to stand together. But the creator is the man who stands alone." Ayn Rand

    "Calmer than you are." Walter Sobchak

    "If you don't know about pain and trouble, you're in sad shape. They make you appreciate life." Evel Knievel

    "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." Aristotle

    "I am neither especially clever nor especially gifted. I am only very, very curious." Einstein

    *piece*
  28. GoooseFrabbaa GoooseFrabbaa is offline

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    Apr 30th, 2008 (4/30/2008 9:20pm) in reply to fetaman

    As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound! -Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
  29. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Apr 30th, 2008 (4/30/2008 9:23pm) in reply to OneM24

    "Pain don't hurt." - James Dalton
  30. hitthenuts hitthenuts is offline

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    Apr 30th, 2008 (4/30/2008 9:25pm) in reply to OneM24

    You got a dick. You do have a dick, don't you? Okay, the dick lines up straight like that right? To the right of it and to the left of it are pockets, right? In those pockets are money. Look in either one of 'em, pay the bill.
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