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What was your longest dryspell? (pic obviously, old OTers know the rules)

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  1. (oIo) (oIo) is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2012 (1/21/2012 9:01pm)

    So I pretty much am sure I am the winner on here. 1999-2011. I had my reasons for the gap. My father was a womanizer and I thought him being like that is what made him a shitty father and husband. My brother told me when he got married he had slept with over 300 women. His marriage lasted 2 years. So I tried to lead a life opposite of them since I never wanted to turn out that way. Looks like I probably went too abstinate in retrospect. My buddies called me a "sex camel".

    So early last year I met this girl and broke my record setting dryspell. She was fantastic for sure. For the past 11 months I pretty much did just about everything to her. Rawdogging and busting inside is probably the best and most satisfying feeling you can get. wowza.
    But all good things come to an end and wouldn't you know it, two days after I tell her our relationship is going nowhere, she is out banging a guy she literally just met. So I am posting this succubus' picture as required by OT doctrine.

    So what stories do you guys got to make me feel better?

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  2. Dyzalot Dyzalot is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2012 (1/21/2012 9:03pm) in reply to (oIo)

    Does paying for it count?
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  3. DBo Fo Sho DBo Fo Sho is online now Taking advantage of Official Threads

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    Jan 21st, 2012 (1/21/2012 9:05pm) in reply to Dyzalot

    certainly u have better, wowswift.com
  4. wantagolf wantagolf is online now Moderator

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    Jan 21st, 2012 (1/21/2012 9:09pm) in reply to DBo Fo Sho

     
    Originally Posted by DBo Fo Sho View Post

    certainly u have better, wowswift.com


    She is gone. RIP wowswift (the web site not her)
     
  5. Purple Jesus Purple Jesus is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2012 (1/21/2012 9:10pm) in reply to wantagolf

    My longest dry spell was 17 years.
  6. DBo Fo Sho DBo Fo Sho is online now Taking advantage of Official Threads

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    Jan 21st, 2012 (1/21/2012 9:16pm) in reply to wantagolf

     
    Originally Posted by wantagolf View Post

    She is gone. RIP wowswift (the web site not her)

    coulda swore I was on there like a week ago, we got a different option yet?
  7. skeeze666 skeeze666 is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2012 (1/21/2012 9:18pm) in reply to DBo Fo Sho

    I'm not far from you this month OP... send me her number.
  8. Luho Luho is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2012 (1/21/2012 9:18pm) in reply to skeeze666

    PMs
     
  9. Deoxyribo Deoxyribo is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2012 (1/21/2012 9:31pm) in reply to Luho

    From 2006 to 2009 iirc. Pretty long considering I'm only 22
     
  10. SevenCostanza SevenCostanza is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2012 (1/21/2012 9:33pm) in reply to Deoxyribo

    my gap from 1st to 2nd was almost 2 years. gap from 2nd to 3rd was just under a year. since then there haven't been any noticeable gaps.
  11. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Jan 21st, 2012 (1/21/2012 9:33pm) in reply to SevenCostanza

    Did you lick her asshole?

    Cause I would.
  12. wantagolf wantagolf is online now Moderator

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    Jan 21st, 2012 (1/21/2012 9:35pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    Did you lick her asshole?

    Cause I would.


    Then you would have pink eye on top of your poison ivy. Slow the roll man. haha
     
  13. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Jan 21st, 2012 (1/21/2012 9:41pm) in reply to wantagolf

    I haven't left the house in a week. Why you got to bust my balls man?
  14. curiousgeorge curiousgeorge is online now baby duck hat

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    Jan 21st, 2012 (1/21/2012 9:46pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    b/c its the thing to do jaybone.
  15. unemployable unemployable is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2012 (1/21/2012 10:04pm) in reply to curiousgeorge

    I had sex in 5th and 6th grade then not again until the end of 11th grade (4 realz).

    I learned about teh aids and pregnancy and was paranoid because of it. Plus, I had already did away with the virginity thing, and discovered masturbation, so was in no rush.
  16. famous5ives famous5ives is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2012 (1/21/2012 10:44pm) in reply to unemployable

    I went from 2006-2011, no reason ... im just that good with the ladies
  17. Moonlight Graham Moonlight Graham is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2012 (1/21/2012 10:55pm) in reply to famous5ives

    I mean, that prob wasnt the first guy she's been with since you and her got together. What do expect from a chick with a tramp stamp, neck stamp, tons of piercings in her ear lobes, and a dike haircut. Tho very sexy, and thnx for posting :)
  18. FouTight FouTight is offline international super spy

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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 12:39am) in reply to Moonlight Graham

    1st time at 19.. 2nd time at 20 about a year later. Not many hookups till 22.

    Then i got tired of being a fucking noob with girls and started studying the subject.

    1 year later went on POF and just went out with as many girls as possible, most of which i was not attracted to.

    Acquired one V-card around this time

    1year of doing that and I finally got good with girls and started having hot hookups. couple months after that met my current gf of 4.5years..
    730 
  19. AMARTIN1181 AMARTIN1181 is offline

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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 12:40am) in reply to FouTight

    12 fucking years??? r u shitting me? r u some kinda masochist?
  20. kellykip kellykip is offline The Chosen One

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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 12:43am) in reply to AMARTIN1181

     
    Originally Posted by AMARTIN1181 View Post

    12 fucking years??? r u shitting me? r u some kinda masochist?

    Sex Camel don't give a shit
  21. zeppelinzoso16 zeppelinzoso16 is offline world traveler

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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 12:48am) in reply to kellykip

    bookmarking so I can feel like a pimp. stopped reading at 1999-2011.
  22. LDM LDM is offline

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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 1:02am) in reply to zeppelinzoso16

    4 years. From a freshman in high school to a freshman in college.
  23. Z-Fresh Z-Fresh is offline

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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 1:12am) in reply to LDM

    I went 9 months which I think was my longest. I finally got laid by a wildabeast and literally involuntarily shook every time I though about for the next couple weeks.

     
    Originally Posted by Purple Jesus View Post

    My longest dry spell was 17 years.

    Is this a level?
  24. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 1:27am) in reply to Z-Fresh

    Really? I assumed everyone realized he was making a joke and refering to the fact that he lost his virginity at 17.

    Btw, don't hate pon wildabeasts. I popped my cali cherry to a wildabeast. I even went back for seconds. Sometimes... Pussy is pussy
  25. Scheps93 Scheps93 is offline

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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 1:27am) in reply to Z-Fresh

     
    Originally Posted by Z-Fresh View Post

    I went 9 months which I think was my longest. I finally got laid by a wildabeast and literally involuntarily shook every time I though about for the next couple weeks.


    Is this a level?

    First 17 years bruh
  26. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 1:29am) in reply to Scheps93

    Since the age 16, 6 months.
  27. Z-Fresh Z-Fresh is offline

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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 1:45am) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    Really? I assumed everyone realized he was making a joke and refering to the fact that he lost his virginity at 17.

    Btw, don't hate pon wildabeasts. I popped my cali cherry to a wildabeast. I even went back for seconds. Sometimes... Pussy is pussy

    Joke went over my head. Please see my contribution to the day time drinking thread.
  28. tekiller tekiller is offline

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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 1:46am) in reply to Z-Fresh

    10 years and counting, see pics ive posted...self-explanatory
  29. AMARTIN1181 AMARTIN1181 is offline

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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 2:24am) in reply to kellykip

     
    Originally Posted by kellykip View Post

    Sex Camel don't give a shit


    lol wp
  30. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Jan 22nd, 2012 (1/22/2012 2:26am) in reply to AMARTIN1181

    I'll let you know when it's over...
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