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online- IDK
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probably this
Originally Posted by Quantum
I honestly think I am about the same in both. I might call random people out on their BS a little more online, though.
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I think this would be more interesting if we posted our self image IRL and the person below you posted their e-image of you.
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this is based on real life stories told by you and people that partied with you from OT...
Originally Posted by Jaybone2315
OT - Im a drunken fucking disgrace that pees on everyone and everything
IRL - Im a normal person.
....however, I wouldn't say "disgrace", buchi and war have that title on lockdown right now. -
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a normal person who golfs in denim capri pantsOriginally Posted by Jaybone2315
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lol.Originally Posted by Braaak
a normal person who golfs in denim capri pants
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Hopefully he would expect someone that got "best dressed" in high school to golf in denim capri pants as that seems to make sense.Originally Posted by Jaybone2315
lol.
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OT rarely makes sense. Keep up the good work.
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im not sure why, but this sentence just put my brain in a knot, lol.Originally Posted by jtown1010
Hopefully he would expect someone that got "best dressed" in high school to golf in denim capri pants as that seems to make sense.
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Im a pretty good guy in real life, here thats a different story
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s1nnr
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well, best dressed in NJ isnt like best dressed in other regionsOriginally Posted by Jaybone2315
lol.
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Online: I'm whiney, overdramatic, take things too seriously, somewhat retarded, very argumentative, always feeling shunned, just totally fucked up.
IRL: Two sections: Work IRL: Professional, occasionally letting loose.
Home IRL: Extremely laid back to the point where you might think I don't give a shit about anything as if I just smoked the fattest scooby doo (but I don't smoke), humorous around people I know really well, shy around people I don't know well.
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Online persona: I'm probably a little bit funnier online than I am in real life. That's because online I have unlimited amount of time to think of a witty comeback or a snappy one-liner. In real life, you have maybe a split-second before the moment passes.
I'm still quick-witted IRL, but online you can think of the perfect joke because you're not constrained by time, or go back and edit it later to make it better. Also, online you can hold someone's attention longer. In real life, if you're telling a story, you better keep it under a minute unless it's absolutely necessary.
I've always been a better writer than actual speaker. That's because the perfect word - for example "constrained" - doesn't immediately occur to me as I'm speaking. But when I'm typing, I can sit back and process how each verb will sound in the sentence, and then pick the one that best fits. You have a more expanded vocabulary when writing because like I said, you have time to think. -
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I'm kinda shy in real life.
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same in both ftw and fuck your couch your a TOWEL!
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...and styles have probably changed a little bit since then
Originally Posted by s1nnr
well, best dressed in NJ isnt like best dressed in other regionsOriginally Posted by Jaybone2315
lol.
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OneM24
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I don't believe this at all.Originally Posted by TXGal141
I'm kinda shy in real life.
My online persona is more outgoing.
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I vent my rage, frustrations, hate, and disdain for idiots here. I know I come off as a total asshole online.
IRL I am incredibly friendly, outgoing, fun, and generally a very happy guy. Although I do have an assholeish side, and have a crazy temper.
In a kinda funny story I am sitting around with my gf the other day, she looks at me with kind of a funny look and I ask, "whats wrong sweetheart"? She says, "I am a little upset with your posts on p5's recently, you are really mean."
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We've never hung out before.Originally Posted by OneM24
I don't believe this at all.
Why wouldn't you believe it?
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