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  1. the day that a dozen flowers cost $100 more than the next day
  2.  
    Originally Posted by saxman View Post

    going to Cuba for some hot jazz, hot sand, and hopefully my wife will cooperate and give me some other hot stuff

    probably a potatoe
  3. Valentines day and NYE is same for me every year. My ex cares about finding someone else and getting remarried & I don't so she dates a lot more than I so I take the kids for these 2 days because I could give a fuck less. So, it's chocolate for the little girl and video games for the boy :) I love these 2 days
     
  4. lol - if i'm lucky - she does have decent sized potatoes
  5. Taking Mrs. R to Urban Solace for dinner (http://urbansolace.net/ ) which does New American comfort food and west coast wines. Hitting a few other spots in North Park after dinner but Im keeping those a surprise. Should be a lot of fun and we would much rather spend our money on going out with each other than buying flowers and shit
  6.  
    Originally Posted by saxman View Post

    going to Cuba for some hot jazz, hot sand, and hopefully my wife will cooperate and give me some other hot stuff

    Damn, that sounds awesome. Have fun!
  7. Thanks Z - looking forward to escaping the daily grind for a week.
  8. make myself dinner and jerk off a few times
  9. you should cook some bacon before you jerk off so your nostrils can be filled with the succulent smell of bacon as you spank it

    Edited By: jesterwords Feb 10th, 2012 at 12:35 AM
  10.  
    Originally Posted by wantagolf View Post

    Taking the wife out to eat here.

    Totally read that wrong the first time round.
  11. I'm gonna get my wife a tshirt that says:

    I met a guy on yahoo chat and all I got was this adorable baby and loving husband


    And put a picture of me and the little guy. That should make her laugh and horrify her at the same time
    Edited By: dolphin13 Feb 10th, 2012 at 02:14 AM
  12. you can give her a poem

    ***
    if I offered up
    a piece of my heart
    to you as..
    as a gift
    as a treasure wrapped in flesh
    as a piece of me for you

    would you cherish it?
    would you?

    would you place it on the
    mantel of your life?
    it is something
    not given
    lightly.

    just a piece
    of me. its all
    I
    had to
    give you.

    when I have
    no more
    words

    just look into
    my
    eyes

    and
    Know
    I Love You.

    Happy Valentines day...

    can I toss your salad?
  13. my son was born on vday last year... so prolly not doing anything too special with the gf for years.
  14.  
    Originally Posted by Ozzie View Post

    my son was born on vday last year... so prolly not doing anything too special with the gf for years.

    Please let me be blessed with this fortunate situation...assuming everything's cool with the GF
  15. I am taking this girl out for a nice dinner at a nice italian joint. Made the reservation Thursday night and somehow still got a good time. Was planning to take her ice skating after but there is none around here that night =/
  16. dick (in a box)


    now I just have to find a drifter with a pretty wang
  17. Sending a dozen chocolate covered strawberries to her work place from www.berries.com (supposedly bad-ass)

    Cost $50 though

    Dinner n flowers in the evening
  18.  
    Originally Posted by Lameass_ View Post

    valentines day is fucking made up retarded commercial bullshit.

    take one day out of the year to appreciate your significant other, yea that makes sense. fuck anyone who participates in this crap. you should be doing shit like this once a month anyways.

    i agree alot w this
  19.  
    Originally Posted by Lameass_ View Post

    valentines day is fucking made up retarded commercial bullshit.

    take one day out of the year to appreciate your significant other, yea that makes sense. fuck anyone who participates in this crap. you should be doing shit like this once a month anyways.

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