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What's the grossest combination/sentence of words you can think of?

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  1. Hateflops Hateflops is offline 7 over par. ship it!

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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 1:36pm)

    I'm gonna go with,

    "Grandma's period blood", just makes me quiver.

    k go
  2. MyJobisYou MyJobisYou is offline Banned Scammer

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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 1:38pm) in reply to Hateflops

    HateFlops
  3. BlufferChic BlufferChic is offline

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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 1:39pm) in reply to Hateflops

    i'll go with 'grandpa's scrotum'

    edit - prolapsed rectum also comes to mind. my best friend is a nurse and she is always telling me nasty prolapsed rectum stories from the ER
     
  4. bigwillie20 bigwillie20 is offline

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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 1:39pm) in reply to BlufferChic

    Brett Favre
  5. brentley72 brentley72 is offline

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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 1:42pm) in reply to Hateflops

    crusty vag

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  6. Hateflops Hateflops is offline 7 over par. ship it!

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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 1:49pm) in reply to Hateflops

    Sweaty taint

    kinda gross I guess too
    Thread Starter
  7. SCTrojans SCTrojans is offline

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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 1:50pm) in reply to Hateflops

    helen r nurse
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  8. calibre908 calibre908 is offline

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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 1:56pm) in reply to SCTrojans

    helen r nurses period blood all over her scrotum?
  9. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 1:57pm) in reply to calibre908

    WAR creampie
  10. SpankyHamm SpankyHamm is online now

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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 2:08pm) in reply to Hateflops

    crushing groin injury
     
  11. calibre908 calibre908 is offline

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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 2:12pm) in reply to Hateflops

    tubgirl?
  12. LizardBoy LizardBoy is offline

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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 2:13pm) in reply to SpankyHamm

    Michael Moore diarrea in a glass.
  13. m0ss m0ss is offline

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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 2:16pm) in reply to LizardBoy

    blue vaginal dishcharge
  14. jdsas jdsas is offline

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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 2:20pm) in reply to Hateflops

    Hey Jaybone, Sweetness, y'all wanna do a shot?
  15. moscow01 moscow01 is offline

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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 2:21pm) in reply to m0ss

    Helen r nurse's vaginal discharge smeared over her husbands flacid cock.
  16. conartist21 conartist21 is offline

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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 2:25pm) in reply to calibre908

     
    Originally Posted by calibre908 View Post

    tubgirl?

    ding ding ding
  17. JoeSexAppeal JoeSexAppeal is offline

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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 2:25pm) in reply to moscow01

     
    Originally Posted by moscow01 View Post

    Helen r nurse's vaginal discharge smeared over her husbands flacid cock.

    just puked
  18. ripomatic ripomatic is offline

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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 2:26pm) in reply to moscow01

    She stars in the donkey show and loves scat porn.
  19. Tersteegs Tersteegs is offline

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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 2:30pm) in reply to Hateflops

    Limp dick Buttfucking the drive-through lady at McDonals eating the poop and using her back pimple puss as lube when she rags on the floor. take a shot of rag juice, vomit in her mouth and then get dome.

    oh all while watching liscense to wed
  20. Fox Fox is offline

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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 2:37pm) in reply to Hateflops

    "Honey, I'm pregnant."

    is pretty terrifying. I also remember a quote from some story, might have been a news story, that said

    "His testicle was outside of his scrotum, a fairly serious injury."
  21. charliework charliework is offline

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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 3:09pm) in reply to Fox

    so tell me about your friend, "shes really nice"
  22. moses rob moses rob is offline

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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 3:16pm) in reply to Hateflops

    vaginal insides smell like moist towelletes soaked in week old tuna can juices.
  23. Popperhead Popperhead is offline

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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 3:18pm) in reply to moses rob

    ITT lots of win
  24. m4tth3w1 m4tth3w1 is offline

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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 3:26pm) in reply to Fox

     
    Originally Posted by Fox View Post

    "His testicle was outside of his scrotum, a fairly serious injury."

    Gag
  25. Denty Denty is offline

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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 3:40pm) in reply to charliework

     
    Originally Posted by charliework View Post

    so tell me about your friend, "shes really nice"

    hahah well played...i get it...i get it

    for some reason most of the girls i know absolutely hate the word "moist" i.e. moist panties. i like to take it a step further and go with schwampy pussy or schwampy vag. needs the ch to be official
     
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