Had sex with your mother

 

Originally Posted by ChocoThunder

Had sex with your mother

I lol'd

shortest bfactor post ever, wtf wtf

my older dog is ridiculously smart...she watches tv as a lot of dogs do, but she always remmebers the start of the commercial, and when she hears it even if she's not in the room she starts crying and runs into the room

also, we can hide a ball somewhere high enough that she can't smell the ball, and for days she will sit at that spot and bark everytime she's in that room for days

she's kinda psycho tho

my other dog is so dumb that she swallowed a koosh ball and she had to have surgery to get it out

 

Originally Posted by tsxxx04

my older dog is ridiculously smart...she watches tv as a lot of dogs do, but she always remmebers the start of the commercial, and when she hears it even if she's not in the room she starts crying and runs into the room

also, we can hide a ball somewhere high enough that she can't smell the ball, and for days she will sit at that spot and bark everytime she's in that room for days

she's kinda psycho tho

my other dog is so dumb that she swallowed a koosh ball and she had to have surgery to get it out

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This reminded me of the infinitely hilarious squeaky-dog in the movie Snatch.

lolololol

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my exes dog swallowed a fucking TOWEL...dumbass boxer lol cost his mom 2k to get it out...it went thru his body and he had a piece of it sticking out of his ass b4 he was taken to the vet

current dog...just about nothing

smartest dog....my german sherpard.......very low tolerance for pain....liked to get out of the yard by jumping fence....he jumps fence one night and gets stuck(not dying or anything but stuck).......NOW THIS IS ADVANCED THINKING. he's in pain but KNOWS he is also in trouble for jumping fence. so instead of howling to the moon he just sits there stuck. evenutally he lets out one low pitched "this sucks" yelp andIfound him.

always knew when this dog did something wrong cause he wouldnt look at me just stick his head in the sofa. he ate my Signed 89 dennis eckersley world series hat :(

when my sister was graduating college, my mom brought the dog and left him in the hotel room while we were at the ceremony. As we walked up to the hotel room door, I told my mom that the door was unlocked, not all the way open but cracked, with the dog inside.

The next day when my mom was checking out, she told the front desk that she was worried that the dog could have gotten out.

The front desk woman said "Oh yeah, he was out, I saw him roaming the hallways while I was checking some people in, when I was done, I went to put him back in your room, and couldn't find him, I walked over to your room and he was in there, and the door was cracked open"

Near as we can figure, he wanted to check out the hotel, then went back to the room and tried to shut the door behind him.

Licked my old girlfriends starfish while she was riding me.. Boston Terriers have large tongues..she played it off like she didn't enjoy it but a few weeks later she wanted to try "it" in the other place just to see what it was like..Man I miss that dog..

 

Originally Posted by brianyut

lol, bfactor, you easily have the best thread ideas out of any poster on here. I'm not sure how you think of this stuff, but I enjoy it.

It's hit or miss. Usually miss. But I make so many fucking threads that well, you know, mathsauce.

Fwiw, I think my posts went downhill quite a bit when I stopped smoking weed every day, like over half a year ago.

Just say yes to drugs imo.

 

Originally Posted by aholthaus33

 

Originally Posted by wtrever

Licked my old girlfriends starfish while she was riding me.. Boston Terriers have large tongues..she played it off like she didn't enjoy it but a few weeks later she wanted to try "it" in the other place just to see what it was like..Man I miss that dog..

is it possible to beat helping you to achieve anal?

no

 

Originally Posted by tsxxx04

my other dog is so dumb that she swallowed a koosh ball and she had to have surgery to get it out

threw up the sock he ate so i wouldn't have to go get him surgery ;)

(but then again, he's dumb enough to keep eating socks every time he gets ahold of one - lol)

we had let the dog out in the back as usual but we forgot the side gate was open. he went through it out of course but instead of running away he ran to the front door and started barking. smart dog.