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What's Your Number?

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  1. Layne Layne is offline

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    Apr 29th, 2008 (4/29/2008 4:38pm)

    of sexual conquests in your life? I will lump in oral (give/receive) with intercourse.
  2. El Burro El Burro is offline

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    Apr 29th, 2008 (4/29/2008 4:41pm) in reply to Layne

    Let's see...carry the one...uhhh...one.
  3. imhooks imhooks is offline

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    Apr 29th, 2008 (4/29/2008 4:47pm) in reply to El Burro

    I have a list of chicks ive boned, its called my marriage certificate.
  4. that1chic that1chic is offline

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    Apr 29th, 2008 (4/29/2008 4:48pm) in reply to Layne

    I will lump in oral (give/receive) with intercourse.

    no way. that doesnt count as a number, maybe a half, but def not a full number
  5. Layne Layne is offline

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    Apr 29th, 2008 (4/29/2008 4:49pm) in reply to that1chic

    well....you have never been with me then
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  6. El Burro El Burro is offline

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    Apr 29th, 2008 (4/29/2008 4:50pm) in reply to that1chic

    No, t1c, that's what he's offering in exchange for answers.
  7. erraticgrl erraticgrl is offline

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    Apr 29th, 2008 (4/29/2008 4:51pm) in reply to El Burro

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  8. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Apr 29th, 2008 (4/29/2008 4:52pm) in reply to that1chic

    Oral doesnt count at all.
  9. that1chic that1chic is offline

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    Apr 29th, 2008 (4/29/2008 4:54pm) in reply to El Burro

    in that case, im not tellin'

    oh snap
  10. whitealroker whitealroker is offline looking for action in Vegas...

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    Apr 29th, 2008 (4/29/2008 4:55pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    two but sad thing is total number of thrusts in two of them total gotta be less then 50. little al gets so excited and throws up
  11. Layne Layne is offline

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    Apr 29th, 2008 (4/29/2008 4:55pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    BJ's are like pizza. Even bad ones are good

    BJ's>intercourse
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  12. that1chic that1chic is offline

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    Apr 29th, 2008 (4/29/2008 4:57pm) in reply to whitealroker

     
    Originally Posted by whitealroker View Post


    two but sad thing is total number of thrusts in two of them total gotta be less then 50. little al gets so excited and throws up

    easily the funniest war post ive ever read, easily.
  13. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Apr 29th, 2008 (4/29/2008 4:58pm) in reply to El Burro

    you were able to carry yours? wp brag post imo. sigh
  14. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Apr 29th, 2008 (4/29/2008 5:00pm) in reply to Layne

    so it counts if a chick told me "How bout 68, and I'll owe you 1"?
  15. imhooks imhooks is offline

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    Apr 29th, 2008 (4/29/2008 8:24pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td><h4> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr valign="middle"><td rowspan="2" align="left" valign="top"> </td><td colspan="2" align="left"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td>Re:What's Your Number? </td><td align="right" valign="middle">In reply to </td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr><tr><td align="left">By whitealroker on 04-29-2008 3:55 PM </td><td align="right">Reply Favorites </td></tr></tbody></table> </h4> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr valign="top"><td><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="100%" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td>two but sad thing is total number of thrusts in two of them total gotta be less then 50. little al gets so excited and throws up</td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table>____________________________________________ ________________________________________
    absolute gem
  16. korey729 korey729 is offline

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    Apr 30th, 2008 (4/30/2008 12:10am) in reply to Layne

    ^ you're insane
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