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When is it acceptable to be the drunkest person at a wedding?

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  1. Edub Edub is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2009 (7/13/2009 11:18pm)

    a) when you are the groom

    b) when you are the best man

    c) friends since high school with the bride or groom

    d) a, b, and c

    e) never

    I personally think the answer is d, but I have never been in a wedding party so not sure when it is not okay to drink 22 shots of whiskey in the course of an hour.
  2. Mr323 Mr323 is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2009 (7/13/2009 11:20pm) in reply to Edub

    Honestly, a random nobody stranger is prob best.
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    Jul 13th, 2009 (7/13/2009 11:20pm) in reply to Edub

    If you paid for it.
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    Jul 13th, 2009 (7/13/2009 11:21pm) in reply to Edub

    f) everytime
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    Jul 13th, 2009 (7/13/2009 11:21pm) in reply to Edub

    always
  6. MyJobisYou MyJobisYou is offline Banned Scammer

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    Jul 13th, 2009 (7/13/2009 11:22pm) in reply to Mr323

     
    Originally Posted by Mr323 View Post

    Honestly, a random nobody stranger is prob best.

    ^^^
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    Jul 13th, 2009 (7/13/2009 11:22pm) in reply to MyJobisYou

    When it's an open bar dude.
     
  8. MissBecky MissBecky is offline if you're nasty

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    Jul 13th, 2009 (7/13/2009 11:23pm) in reply to gamma21

    f. when you're the ex.
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    Jul 13th, 2009 (7/13/2009 11:24pm) in reply to Mr323

     
    Originally Posted by Mr323 View Post

    Honestly, a random nobody stranger is prob best.

    I disagree with this because nobody will have any idea who you are so they probably won't take kindly to you grinding every female on the dance floor while twisting your shirt over your head like a helicopter.
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    Jul 13th, 2009 (7/13/2009 11:26pm) in reply to Edub

     
    Originally Posted by Edub View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Mr323 View Post

    Honestly, a random nobody stranger is prob best.

    I disagree with this because nobody will have any idea who you are so they probably won't take kindly to you grinding every female on the dance floor while twisting your shirt over your head like a helicopter.

    o rly?

    good counterpoint tho.
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    Jul 13th, 2009 (7/13/2009 11:26pm) in reply to Edub

    weddings without alcohol = not fun
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    Jul 13th, 2009 (7/13/2009 11:29pm) in reply to Edub

    When is it NOT acceptable to be the drunkest person at a wedding?
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    Jul 13th, 2009 (7/13/2009 11:29pm) in reply to Edub

    If one of ur good friends is marrying a Huge C............ Urgh
     
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    Jul 13th, 2009 (7/13/2009 11:29pm) in reply to Mrs. Robinson

     
    Originally Posted by Mrs. Robinson View Post

    weddings without alcohol = stay home

    fyp
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    Jul 13th, 2009 (7/13/2009 11:31pm) in reply to MissBecky

     
    Originally Posted by bekigirl View Post

    f. when you're the ex.

    lol
     
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    Jul 13th, 2009 (7/13/2009 11:31pm) in reply to MissBecky

     
    Originally Posted by bekigirl View Post

    f. when you're the ex.

    lol do ex's really even get invited to weddings? if I got invited to my ex's wedding the only reason I could find to go would be to get black out drunk and stand up during the ceremony when they ask if anyone objects to this marriage and yell "ME! AND SHE DOESN'T BRUSH HER TEETH AFTER SHE SWALLOWS!"

    fuck love imo.
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    Jul 13th, 2009 (7/13/2009 11:33pm) in reply to Rocket Surgeon

     
    Originally Posted by brianyut View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Mrs. Robinson View Post

    weddings without alcohol = stay home

    fyp

    Did exactly this last summer, old college roomie was getting married in the middle of no where and it was a dry wedding, me and a few buddies were planning on heading to it, that saturday came and we said fuk it, lol :/
     
  18. MissBecky MissBecky is offline if you're nasty

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    Jul 13th, 2009 (7/13/2009 11:40pm) in reply to Edub

     
    Originally Posted by Edub View Post

     
    Originally Posted by bekigirl View Post

    f. when you're the ex.

    lol do ex's really even get invited to weddings? if I got invited to my ex's wedding the only reason I could find to go would be to get black out drunk and stand up during the ceremony when they ask if anyone objects to this marriage and yell "ME! AND SHE DOESN'T BRUSH HER TEETH AFTER SHE SWALLOWS!"

    fuck love imo.

    haha...i guess it depends on if you remained friends or not.
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    Jul 13th, 2009 (7/13/2009 11:57pm) in reply to Edub

    when you are present
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    Jul 14th, 2009 (7/14/2009 1:58am) in reply to ehumes06

    If it says free bar. That means get shit faced. doesnt it?

    ACtually had a mom of a bud tell us a few weeks before his wedding that " Look its open bar guys. I need you all on the buddy system. Nobody gets totally trashed! PLLEEAASSEEE!! Also I will kill you all if you let the groom get worse off then any of you during it!"

    I remember Mark and I going up for rnd 9 or 10. Next thing I remember we are all on the dance floor doing some wierd swing your arms as hard as you can dance, with the groom.

    14 years later and his mom still gets pissed telling the stories.

    aaaa to be in my twenties and able to still function after beer 6 or so agian.
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    Jul 14th, 2009 (7/14/2009 2:00am) in reply to Edub

     
    Originally Posted by Edub View Post

    a) when you are the groom

    b) when you are the best man

    c) friends since high school with the bride or groom

    d) a, b, and c

    e) never

    I personally think the answer is d, but I have never been in a wedding party so not sure when it is not okay to drink 22 shots of whiskey in the course of an hour.

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    Jul 14th, 2009 (7/14/2009 2:01am) in reply to Edub

    When my aunt got married it was pure white trash wedding, im 14 and got fucked up.. sooo

    g. underaged person at white trash wedding
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    Jul 14th, 2009 (7/14/2009 2:11am) in reply to Deoxyribo

     
    Originally Posted by Deoxyribo View Post

     
    Originally Posted by bekigirl View Post

    f. when you're the ex.

    lol

    + 1. I kind of like the idea of a total random stranger. def. shouldn't be the groom, unless it's because he just realized that he made the biggest mistake of his life. i keed i keed married people.
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    Jul 14th, 2009 (7/14/2009 2:18am) in reply to dams

     
    Originally Posted by dams View Post

    f) everytime

    Not sure why this thread is still going after this response. It's clearly the right answer.
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    Jul 14th, 2009 (7/14/2009 3:33am) in reply to Niceguy

    I was DJing a wedding once and this dude, bride's cousin, showed up wasted with torn jeans and a Def Leppard concert shirt. They politely asked him to leave but he went and got his gift first. It was a cake. For some reason I laughed for like an hour when he brought the cake in. He didn't think they would have thought to get one.
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    Jul 14th, 2009 (7/14/2009 3:40am) in reply to Edub

    when youre invited
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    Jul 14th, 2009 (7/14/2009 6:54am) in reply to downbylaw11

    c

    If you are a long time friend, they really can't get angry if they know what you're like.

    I got put in a taxi and sent home at 8pm from a friend's wedding last August. Equal amounts of red and white wine had been laid on. Nobody else was drinking red, so people were sending their bottles of red over to my table because they knew I'd drink it. I then disgraced myself by vomiting in an ice bucket whilst trying to get served at the bar.

    The groom thought it was funny. He phoned the next afternoon to check I was alright.
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    Jul 14th, 2009 (7/14/2009 6:58am) in reply to dams

     
    Originally Posted by dams View Post

    f) everytime

    this
  29. stackinsideways stackinsideways is offline

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    Jul 14th, 2009 (7/14/2009 6:59am) in reply to Jaybone2315

    when your the father of the Bride and your daughter is either marrying a bum or sombody out of your race

    you can then drink and cry yourself to sleep and nobody can say a thing
     
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    Jul 14th, 2009 (7/14/2009 7:01am) in reply to KingMonty

     
    Originally Posted by KingMonty View Post

    c

    If you are a long time friend, they really can't get angry if they know what you're like.

    I got put in a taxi and sent home at 8pm from a friend's wedding last August. Equal amounts of red and white wine had been laid on. Nobody else was drinking red, so people were sending their bottles of red over to my table because they knew I'd drink it. I then disgraced myself by vomiting in an ice bucket whilst trying to get served at the bar.

    The groom thought it was funny. He phoned the next afternoon to check I was alright.

    it doesnt hurt if u have some play with the ladies either. for some strange reason if u manage to pull some tail, shitfaced as fuck, nobody tends to be the wiser. in the end u just blame it on the broad for being that fucked up to follow u home.
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