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  1. zRo VaLiDiTy zRo VaLiDiTy is offline

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    Aug 26th, 2010 (8/26/2010 3:36am) in reply to baughman

     
    Originally Posted by baughman View Post

    I may have posted this before. a few months ago I was working in SE ohio. Had just gone through the Arbys drive thru and was waiting at the exit to turn right. When this nice firm lady was jogging by, about 1 foot in front of the car. I had the windows down as usual do to my job.
    I thought I had mumbled it when I said." Ya baby. I bet you would love to suck my cock." She gets just in front of the car and gives me the finger and the worst look I have ever gotten. Not the usaul. Damn that guy is fat and homely look, but an actual what a fat, fucking creepy, homely ,guy look. So I did the only thing I could think of. I yelled " I'm Sorry." She turned a bit as she kept running, flipped me the bird agian and said" Fuck you creep."
    Man I still feel like a piece of shit as I type this.
    So ya. Thats usually what I say in the car. Its totally wrong bit I like to believe if I pulled up and said it. They would just jump right in and go to town.
    So far my theory is 0-1 tho. Maybe if I droped 60 pnds , added wash board abs, and got a face lift/transplant, and a nicer car. It might work.

    Prolly not.

    But I would have gone the "well do you at least have a sister?" route, rather than just immed. saying sorry. I mean you were already in the game, might as well have gone balls out for the win.
  2. michlad michlad is offline

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    Aug 26th, 2010 (8/26/2010 3:40am) in reply to XquiziVex

     
    Originally Posted by XquiziVex View Post

    lol, I just spit Frosted Mini Wheats all over my work clothes.

    Wow, that's reallllly descriptive. I've always assumed the whole "I just spit out my coffee" saying was just a figure of speech. I see that, and various derivations quite a bit on here tho.

    Are people actually really spitting shit up , or thru their nose all over themselves/comp screen? I think maybe once or twice, in person vs. via online, have I ever actually choked on something I was drinking in response to something really funny.
  3. jusfoldf1sh jusfoldf1sh is offline

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    Aug 26th, 2010 (8/26/2010 3:51am) in reply to michlad

    ask if they are walking or working....and go from there
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    Aug 26th, 2010 (8/26/2010 4:26am) in reply to norcaljeff

     
    Originally Posted by norcaljeff View Post

    race-dependant ldo. if she's asian go "psshhht", black say "errrr-ee", white yell "booty" etc

    actually I don't do anything because I'm terrified of being that guy who is staring at the hot girl and crashes the car.

    this like a mfer
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    Aug 26th, 2010 (8/26/2010 4:32am) in reply to imhooks

    "Sup Chick?" usually suffices, its going to work one of these days damn it.
  6. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Aug 26th, 2010 (8/26/2010 4:55am) in reply to Admiral

    If I'm moving I usually roll down the window and yell "OWWWWWWWW!!!!" like a horny coyote followed by a punch in the arm from my wife.
    If I'm sitting in a parking lot or at a light where they walk in close proximity to me vehicle I usually rev the engine followed by the eye contact double eyebrow raise. This never ever gets you laid especially if the engine you rev belongs to a minivan. The result is usually a disgusted look by the hot girl and another punch in the arm from the wife. This technique may have different results if the engine is on a harley or in some sort of sports car like a vet or ferrari.
     
  7. FenwayKing FenwayKing is offline The Well: FenwayKing

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    Aug 26th, 2010 (8/26/2010 4:56am) in reply to Admiral

     
    Originally Posted by Admiral View Post

    "Sup Chick?" usually suffices, its going to work one of these days damn it.

    "hey girl, HEY" is a solid variation
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    Aug 26th, 2010 (8/26/2010 5:05am) in reply to FenwayKing

    Buddy and I saw a pair of really hot chicks pull up next to us, so we put on working for the weekend and started doing the most redic dance moves while in the car (kind of like In bruce almighty I think it was? the black guy?) while mouthing the words and giving them the come hither look and when the light turned green we raced them like in tokyo drift with the music still blasting and us doing a running motion with our arms.) When we hit the next red light, they were laughing and got out of their car and slipped us their number.

    True story
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    Aug 26th, 2010 (8/26/2010 5:42am) in reply to darkpoker12

    "HEY GURRRLL! YOU HUNGGGRY?"
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    Aug 26th, 2010 (8/26/2010 5:44am) in reply to Scha

     
    Originally Posted by Scha View Post

    If they're not with their parents, I stop the car and try to capture them.

    love the use of the word capture there. gold.

    i just stare and almost hit the car in front of me who is stopping at the stoplight. those of you who honk or whistle or howl have got to be kidding.
    Edited By: MUPokerPlayer Aug 26th, 2010 at 05:46 AM
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    Aug 26th, 2010 (8/26/2010 5:48am) in reply to poker4tuition

     
    Originally Posted by poker4tuition View Post

    "HEY GURRRLL! YOU HUNGGGRY?"

    lol
  12. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Aug 26th, 2010 (8/26/2010 6:24am) in reply to MUPokerPlayer

     
    Originally Posted by MUPokerPlayer View Post

    those of you who honk or whistle or howl have got to be kidding.

    not kidding....my plan is to scare them into bed. Im 0 for 24,702 at this point but im still young
     
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    Aug 26th, 2010 (8/26/2010 6:51am) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    I drive by a milf haven gym every day on my way to work. Well the other day some pronstar looking jogging milf and I made eye contact and I honestly came inches away from a head on collision due to me being completely on the wrong side of the road...
  14. zRo VaLiDiTy zRo VaLiDiTy is offline

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    Aug 26th, 2010 (8/26/2010 7:36am) in reply to SMD-PLZ

    ay baby......... AYYY BAYYYYYBY............. pffffffffff, bitch...
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    Aug 26th, 2010 (8/26/2010 8:06am) in reply to Scha

     
    Originally Posted by Scha View Post

    If they're not with their parents, I stop the car and try to capture them.

    lol im sorry but this is an absolute win and i laughed so hard
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    Aug 26th, 2010 (8/26/2010 11:14am) in reply to heavyj80

     
    Originally Posted by heavyj80 View Post

    discretely look and mumble "damn"

    pretty much this
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    Aug 26th, 2010 (8/26/2010 11:59am) in reply to baughman

     
    Originally Posted by baughman View Post

    I may have posted this before. a few months ago I was working in SE ohio. Had just gone through the Arbys drive thru and was waiting at the exit to turn right. When this nice firm lady was jogging by, about 1 foot in front of the car. I had the windows down as usual do to my job.
    I thought I had mumbled it when I said." Ya baby. I bet you would love to suck my cock." She gets just in front of the car and gives me the finger and the worst look I have ever gotten. Not the usaul. Damn that guy is fat and homely look, but an actual what a fat, fucking creepy, homely ,guy look. So I did the only thing I could think of. I yelled " I'm Sorry." She turned a bit as she kept running, flipped me the bird agian and said" Fuck you creep."
    Man I still feel like a piece of shit as I type this.
    So ya. Thats usually what I say in the car. Its totally wrong bit I like to believe if I pulled up and said it. They would just jump right in and go to town.
    So far my theory is 0-1 tho. Maybe if I droped 60 pnds , added wash board abs, and got a face lift/transplant, and a nicer car. It might work.

    bauchman is my favorite old school stop and go OT'r
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    Aug 26th, 2010 (8/26/2010 12:25pm) in reply to sacaniga

    how annoying is it when you see somebody at a distance and then get closer and they are awful? or you see them from behind and then their face is a mess
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    Aug 26th, 2010 (8/26/2010 1:48pm) in reply to djg23

     
    Originally Posted by djg23 View Post

    how annoying is it when you see somebody at a distance and then get closer and they are awful? or you see them from behind and then their face is a mess

    agree. you see a broad jogging from down the road, the anticipation builds, and when you get there, the bitch is like 50 with orange tanning bed skin, always bums me out.
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    Aug 26th, 2010 (8/26/2010 2:05pm) in reply to michlad

     
    Originally Posted by michlad View Post

    Wow, that's reallllly descriptive. I've always assumed the whole "I just spit out my coffee" saying was just a figure of speech. I see that, and various derivations quite a bit on here tho.

    Are people actually really spitting shit up , or thru their nose all over themselves/comp screen? I think maybe once or twice, in person vs. via online, have I ever actually choked on something I was drinking in response to something really funny.

    I didn't actually spit Frosted mini wheats, but I was eating them at the time and had to restrain them in my mouth as I lol'd at Scha.

    A wheat twig or two may have escaped....
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    Aug 26th, 2010 (8/26/2010 3:09pm) in reply to MilBestDrnkr

     
    Originally Posted by MilBestDrnkr View Post

    agree. you see a broad jogging from down the road, the anticipation builds, and when you get there, the bitch is like 50 with orange tanning bed skin, always bums me out.

    happened this morning actually, such a fucking letdown
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    Aug 26th, 2010 (8/26/2010 3:32pm) in reply to djg23

     
    Originally Posted by djg23 View Post

    how annoying is it when you see somebody at a distance and then get closer and they are awful? or you see them from behind and then their face is a mess

    Good from far, but far from good.
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    Aug 26th, 2010 (8/26/2010 5:24pm) in reply to LeftyMark

    Run them over. Then apologize and offer to take them out for dinner
     
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    Aug 26th, 2010 (8/26/2010 5:58pm) in reply to ShOrTy25

     
    Originally Posted by ShOrTy25 View Post

    Run them over. Then apologize and offer to take them out for dinner

    This thread owns!
     
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    Aug 26th, 2010 (8/26/2010 6:50pm) in reply to darkpoker12

     
    Originally Posted by darkpoker12 View Post

    Buddy and I saw a pair of really hot chicks pull up next to us, so we put on working for the weekend and started doing the most redic dance moves while in the car (kind of like In bruce almighty I think it was? the black guy?) while mouthing the words and giving them the come hither look and when the light turned green we raced them like in tokyo drift with the music still blasting and us doing a running motion with our arms.) When we hit the next red light, they were laughing and got out of their car and slipped us their number.

    True story

    I call BULLSHIT.
  26. bcdrmr bcdrmr is offline 3 of a kind > flush????

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    Aug 26th, 2010 (8/26/2010 7:07pm) in reply to STANGAA

     
    Originally Posted by STANGAA View Post

    I call BULLSHIT.

    maybe, but it's a funny and descriptive story at the very least, +1 for effort
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