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When you pull-out...what are you shooting for?

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  1. Upstate_Shawn Upstate_Shawn is offline

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    Aug 20th, 2008 (8/20/2008 5:11pm)

    We've all been there....you pull out of the lady just before spewing....you pick a target....take aim and fire your bullets....what do you aim for? Head, titties, the wall, the other chick on the bed....interested in responses and stories. I usually have 3 solid bullets to shoot and like to spread it around. My favorite stories all have to do with pegging a chick in the eye.
  2. j_money24 j_money24 is offline

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    Aug 20th, 2008 (8/20/2008 5:14pm) in reply to Upstate_Shawn

    i aim for the cervix
  3. moman1965 moman1965 is offline

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    Aug 20th, 2008 (8/20/2008 5:14pm) in reply to Upstate_Shawn

    The "Bullseye" tatoo on the small of the back... obviously!
  4. Skywalker18 Skywalker18 is offline

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    Aug 20th, 2008 (8/20/2008 5:17pm) in reply to Upstate_Shawn

    Pffff....pulling out is for pussies.

    Serially, I have a friend who is a real dirtbag (sexually I mean, not like a thief) and he said he asks the girl "Are you on the pill or do I hafta pull out?" Cracks me up.
  5. smheilbron smheilbron is offline

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    Aug 20th, 2008 (8/20/2008 5:23pm) in reply to Upstate_Shawn

    the mouth
  6. JayAces JayAces is offline

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    Aug 20th, 2008 (8/20/2008 5:25pm) in reply to Upstate_Shawn

    always the belly button
  7. Archie1106 Archie1106 is offline

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    Aug 20th, 2008 (8/20/2008 5:30pm) in reply to Upstate_Shawn

    butthole ftw
  8. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Aug 20th, 2008 (8/20/2008 5:37pm) in reply to Archie1106

    making as big a mess as humanly possible. Don't forget to finger paint with penix after skeet. Some girls like nothing more than a good wet dick face slapping. Don't ask me why, I just provide the services they wouldve requested if they knew what was available ahead of time.
  9. mathclub mathclub is offline

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    Aug 20th, 2008 (8/20/2008 5:46pm) in reply to Upstate_Shawn

    the back of his neck
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  10. KingPariah KingPariah is offline

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    Aug 20th, 2008 (8/20/2008 5:50pm) in reply to Upstate_Shawn

    - Pull out
    - Shoot on Stomach
    - Yell "LUCY!"
    - Pat my bed three times
    - Lucy jumps up
    - Lucy eats anything I point at
    - Lap it up girl
  11. XquiziVex XquiziVex is online now

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    Aug 20th, 2008 (8/20/2008 5:53pm) in reply to Upstate_Shawn

    For the most part, I dont really give a damn where it goes. Im usually caught up in the moment and just grip it and rip it.
  12. smiley69_300 smiley69_300 is offline

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    Aug 20th, 2008 (8/20/2008 5:53pm) in reply to KingPariah

     
    Originally Posted by KingPariah View Post

    - Pull out
    - Shoot on Stomach
    - Yell "LUCY!"
    - Pat my bed three times
    - Lucy jumps up
    - Lucy eats anything I point at
    - Lap it up girl

    ^^
    Lol this is funny!!
  13. uSUCK-GIVEup uSUCK-GIVEup is offline

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    Aug 20th, 2008 (8/20/2008 6:27pm) in reply to smiley69_300

    The best is when you bust in their face and it gets in their eyes. It burns their eyes and kinda gets all red and swollen...funniest thing ever. Also...if they have roommates or still live with their folks, make sure to bust in their hair as they'll have a hell of a time getting it out or not notice it in their hair and will have a nice akward moment when they get home having to explain what the white goo in their hair is from...
  14. time4badbeat time4badbeat is offline

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    Aug 20th, 2008 (8/20/2008 9:40pm) in reply to Upstate_Shawn

    Belly button as I usually like to wait till the last second and don't have time to get up to the boobies
     
  15. Milo Milo is offline

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    Aug 20th, 2008 (8/20/2008 9:44pm) in reply to time4badbeat

    Pull out?!? Doesn't sound manly to me. I say leave it in there and get the job done.
  16. LDM LDM is offline

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    Aug 20th, 2008 (8/20/2008 9:46pm) in reply to Upstate_Shawn

    wtf is pulling out?

    some kinda fancy birth control?

    (i've got too many kids to know wtf you're talking about)
  17. Movetime99 Movetime99 is offline

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    Aug 20th, 2008 (8/20/2008 9:47pm) in reply to Upstate_Shawn

    who pulls out?
  18. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Aug 20th, 2008 (8/20/2008 9:51pm) in reply to Movetime99

    I aim for the head board. I've hit it about a dozen times over the years. Thats a pretty far shot imo
     
  19. LeftyC LeftyC is offline s1nnr's better half

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    Aug 20th, 2008 (8/20/2008 9:52pm) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    damn, i'll say. this thread is funny
  20. pharreal87 pharreal87 is offline

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    Aug 20th, 2008 (8/20/2008 10:49pm) in reply to Archie1106

     
    Originally Posted by Archie1106 View Post

    butthole ftw

    lol at it being ftw
  21. pharreal87 pharreal87 is offline

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    Aug 20th, 2008 (8/20/2008 10:50pm) in reply to skisteve

     
    Originally Posted by skisteve View Post

    making as big a mess as humanly possible. Don't forget to finger paint with penix after skeet. Some girls like nothing more than a good wet dick face slapping. Don't ask me why, I just provide the services they wouldve requested if they knew what was available ahead of time.

    HILARIOUS
  22. CptTripps CptTripps is offline

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    Aug 20th, 2008 (8/20/2008 10:50pm) in reply to Upstate_Shawn

    i aim for the cornea...makes a nice target
  23. yjbrewer yjbrewer is offline

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    Aug 20th, 2008 (8/20/2008 10:51pm) in reply to Milo

    Throat babies FTW!
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