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Who has a good joke to keep me from falling asleep?

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  1. Hogan24 Hogan24 is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2008 (11/17/2008 1:18pm)

    Anyone, anyone, coffee can only go so far in the most boring of boring training classes that i'm stuck in!!!
  2. the_snail03 the_snail03 is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2008 (11/17/2008 1:20pm) in reply to Hogan24

    Don't fuck with the gay mafia...................or they will come round to your house and break the legs on your coffee table.
     
  3. GreesonEV GreesonEV is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2008 (11/17/2008 1:23pm) in reply to Hogan24

    So there are 3 roosters in a bar...a regular one, a retarded one, and a gay one...After a few drinks the regular rooster goes 'At the crack of dawn every morning at the crack of dawn I wake my owners up by saying "cockadoodlerooooo!" ' The retarded roooster says 'I say "rockadoodlecoooo" ' and the gay rooster laughs and says "Anycockwilldoo!" *budum ching*
     
  4. brentley72 brentley72 is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2008 (11/17/2008 1:26pm) in reply to Hogan24

    So there's a Jap, an American, and a Mexican flying in a plane across the Atlantic when they start to run out of gas.. They decide they need to dump some things from the plane to lose weight and hopefully make it to their destination..

    The Jap grabs a few bags of electronics and throws them off the plane, "i've got plenty of those where I come from."

    Next is the Mexican, who grabs a few giant bags of tortillas and throws them overboard, "i've got plenty of those where I come from."

    The American looks around and pushes the Mexican overboard, "i've got plenty of those where I come from."
  5. moorski moorski is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2008 (11/17/2008 1:28pm) in reply to Hogan24

    <span id="intelliTXT">After all that time and money spent during the election what actually was the outcome? ......

    </span><span id="intelliTXT">Another black family living in government housing

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  6. Zien50 Zien50 is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2008 (11/17/2008 1:30pm) in reply to Hogan24

    Tennessee football.

    BAHAHAHAHAHA
  7. Xmas32 Xmas32 is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2008 (11/17/2008 1:37pm) in reply to Zien50

    UB is legit.
  8. moscow01 moscow01 is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2008 (11/17/2008 1:38pm) in reply to Zien50

    What do 9 in every 10 people take pleasure in?

    Gang rape.
  9. moses rob moses rob is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2008 (11/17/2008 2:20pm) in reply to Hogan24

    Four gays walk into a bar and there is only one stool. Where do they all sit?

    They turn the stool over.
  10. cheddah cheddah is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2008 (11/17/2008 2:43pm) in reply to moses rob

  11. GreesonEV GreesonEV is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2008 (11/17/2008 2:44pm) in reply to cheddah

     
    Originally Posted by cheddah View Post

    hahahaha even on this shitty day I got a huge laugh out of that one. Thanks cheddah
     
  12. markeckert2000 markeckert2000 is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2008 (11/17/2008 2:46pm) in reply to cheddah

     
    Originally Posted by cheddah View Post

    LMAO
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