ive always wanted to have a gang, but never knew where to start. after reading this, i think im ready, i just need some homies.

HOW TO START A SUCCESSFUL GANG

Why should I start my own gang? Well, you can definitely make some money. You can get some hardcore respect, and you Choose your Own hours. There are some downsides to this Idea though. You have to watch your back from rival gangs. You have to put up with the Cops, and you must keep your guys inline.

Now, lets move on to you setting up your business.

You will need some people willing to join you. Friends that you have will work just fine. But keep in mind that your friends will ALWAYS want to be the leader. Do not let this happen. TAKE A STAND. Make it CLEAR that YOU are the leader of your gang. Once you have some members, you can move onto getting a few things that you will need.

GUNS
Every gang must have guns. It is what protects you from rivals. If you are over 21, go to your nearest Gun Store and buy one. If you are under 21, Go to a very large city. Hang around the streets until you see a drug dealer. Once you see one, ask him to point you to an area where you can get some guns. Get some heaters. Make sure that you keep the Arms dealers Phone Number. You will need it for ammunition. Street Guns usually run about $50 to $100 each. Sometimes you can find some for $25. These are good prices. Learn how to shoot your gun, and pass them out to your men. Carry your gun everywhere that you go, you will need it sooner or later.

SETTING UP
Every gang needs money. You will need to buy some cheap dope, or make your own. You can find many many files on the internet on how to make your own drugs. You will need to get some walkie talkies.

SELLING
You should have three of your guys out on the streets together. Give two of your guys one set of walkie talkies. Give one of your guys all of your dope. Now send them off on the streets with these instructions.

Stay together.

One with the walkie talkie will be the lookout. If he spots ANYTHING, they will split out of there.

Now onto the one that you gave all of your dope to. He will carry the money, and give the dope. He should be standing next to a payphone, so he can call you for more if he needs it. If he calls for more, you will send another guy out to deliver it.

Now for the seller. He will stand around the streets selling the dope. When he gets the money, he will give it to the guy that carrys the money.

SELLING GUNS
Once you have made enough cash selling dope, you can make a buy for a bunch of guns. Once you have made your buy. Put them all in the trunk of a car, and drive to a real bad part of town. Walk around and ask people "hey, you need some protection?". If they say "ya, sure." Then lead them to the car, and let them make they're pick. Sell them for about $20 more than you bought them for. You should now have a FUCKLOAD of money to start moving on to bigger and better things.

PIMPING
A Pimps job is to offer a hoe protection from assholes that won't give her the money, or try to rape her. When you get some girls working for you, send them out on the street. Tell them where to do business. Once every two hours, you need to go and visit them. She will give you all of the money that she has made. When her job is over, you give her a 40% cut. Stick with this plan for a few months. After a few months, you should have some real heavy money.

CRACKHOUSING
This project requires a lot of balls, and a lot of guards. To set up, you will need a lot of guns, and about 20 guys helping you out. Go find an apartment building for sale. One that is in a shitty part of town. Buy it. Now, completely clear the entire place out. If there are people still living there, then kick them out. Kill anyone that gives you a struggle. Storm the place clean. When you are done, find a room or someplace in the building where you can setup a chemistry lab (you should have somebody that knows how to make crack). Clean a big room out, and put a bunch of tables down. The room should be big enough to hold about 75-100 people. On each table throughout the room, should be some glass pipes for your customers to smoke their Crack. Once everything is setup, you can start getting people to come there. Set as many guards as you need in the building, and out of the building. Now start attracting business. You now have the BEST crackhouse in town. Tell your men to protect it from the cops with they're life. By the end of the month, you should have about $200,000.

TERRITORY
Now that you have a quite large gang, some of money, and members, you should start moving onto other gangs territory. Your goal is the entire city!!! Begin a complete war against any other gangs that stand in your way. Hit the leaders of the gangs as hard as you can. Because you are the leader, you will not be doing this yourself. You will be at your Safehouse making battle plans. Before you know it, every other gang will be coming to you for work. But be careful, they may be looking for revenge. If you know that they are, then kill them.

so basically, i need a few people to sell dope, guns and hoes. i will also need hoes willing to be sold. we'll have to have some territory too...ill probably need someone who knows how to make crack, come to think of it. this gangbanging isnt easy stuff.

in if I can get sexed in not jumped in

do you know how to make crack? one of my hoes might be willing, if that's the case. assuming i get some hoes.

 

Originally Posted by norcaljeff

in if I can get sexed in not jumped in

This

Plus I want to be able to scream west side out of the window of our low rider and it be cool

 

Originally Posted by JON STAMOZ

This

Plus I want to be able to scream west side out of the window of our low rider and it be cool

well unless i relocate, it will be more like screaming 'southwest lower michigan siiiiiiiide'

im not sure if this is the right gang for you

nah, my gang is way cooler

 

Originally Posted by Niceguy

Oh you silly white people.

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Originally Posted by that1chic

are you suggesting white folks dont have gangs???

i beg to mother fucking differ!!!!!

 

Originally Posted by TXGal141

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I would like to be in the gang. Guns frighten me, though, and I am very non-confrontational. However, I have a degree in accounting and I think I could assist in some behind-the-scenes bangin', keeping thorough financial records and what have you. I also have several Jewish friends who could probably help in this area.

Ill spray paint shit with our gangs name on it.. i like to draw simple shapes and can spell at a fifth grade level so im more than qualified.

 

Originally Posted by that1chic

okay, it's all coming together.

we need a name and a color (for our outfits of course)*

*no TX, pink is not an option!!!!!!!1

15 of the replies are loling @ you and it's all coming together?

im sfin

<<<< here for the gangbang

 

Originally Posted by Cmoney3

true story, ship happens is the kid in the barry sanders jersey

LOL gotta love ethugs that live in the burbs and own quads and have garages to store there toys, that is straight GANGSTA...

 

Originally Posted by pigalet42

<<<< here for the gangbang

this is the first time ive read this saying literally.