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Who'd win in a fight ... Obama vs Trump

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  1. iatetheredcrayon iatetheredcrayon is offline

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    Apr 26th, 2011 (4/26/2011 3:26pm)

    So, Mr. Trump has had not some not so nice things to say about President Obama as of late.

    Let's imagine that these two ran into each other on the street and agreed to fight ... straight up street fight, no rules, anything goes including props and ending in death is acceptable

    What would the outcome be?



  2. XquiziVex XquiziVex is offline

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    Apr 26th, 2011 (4/26/2011 3:27pm) in reply to iatetheredcrayon

    A fist fight?

    Always bet on black.
  3. jeppg1111 jeppg1111 is offline Disabled account

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    Apr 26th, 2011 (4/26/2011 3:29pm) in reply to XquiziVex

    Obama is just way closer to his prime, i bet Obama would beast him
     
  4. slizza420 slizza420 is offline College Algebra FTW

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    Apr 26th, 2011 (4/26/2011 3:30pm) in reply to XquiziVex

    Trump would beat the hell out of Obama. Trump actually has some fire in his belly Obama is a gutless pu$$y.
  5. SteveSparks SteveSparks is offline

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    Apr 26th, 2011 (4/26/2011 3:35pm) in reply to jeppg1111

     
    Originally Posted by jeppg1111 View Post

    Obama is just way closer to his prime, i bet Obama would beast him

    Gotta go with this as well. Isn't Trump something like 60???? and Obama's 48???. Plus Obama has these guys watchin his back...
     
  6. iatetheredcrayon iatetheredcrayon is offline

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    Apr 26th, 2011 (4/26/2011 4:21pm) in reply to SteveSparks

    What if Trump got to drink a red bull beforehand?
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    Apr 26th, 2011 (4/26/2011 4:22pm) in reply to iatetheredcrayon

    43 house cats would win.
     
  8. SpankyHamm SpankyHamm is online now

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    Apr 26th, 2011 (4/26/2011 4:53pm) in reply to AmSlim22

     
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    Apr 26th, 2011 (4/26/2011 4:54pm) in reply to SpankyHamm

    Michelle
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    Apr 26th, 2011 (4/26/2011 4:55pm) in reply to jesterwords

    at least obama plays basketball and has a high school championship under his belt, so ill take the prez at -350.



  11. Mkind16 Mkind16 is offline

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    Apr 26th, 2011 (4/26/2011 5:17pm) in reply to waboose

    The black guy. It's not racist if it's true.
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  12. saxman saxman is offline

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    Apr 26th, 2011 (4/26/2011 5:28pm) in reply to Mkind16

    an athletic 48yr old black guy over an old fat, white guy all day long (although i am a little worried that the Donald could be concealing a foreign object under his hair weave).
  13. XquiziVex XquiziVex is offline

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    Apr 26th, 2011 (4/26/2011 5:33pm) in reply to saxman

    I would be willing to wrestle Ivanka pro bono for the undercard match.
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    Apr 26th, 2011 (4/26/2011 5:33pm) in reply to XquiziVex

     
    Originally Posted by XquiziVex View Post

    I would be willing to wrestle Ivanka pro bono for the undercard match.

    hahaha yes indeed
  15. TMLMS13 TMLMS13 is offline

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    Apr 26th, 2011 (4/26/2011 7:15pm) in reply to saxman

    are we assuming they are equally motivated to fight? If so, Obama
  16. xxbossmanxx xxbossmanxx is offline Plays poker like a X-Boxxx

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    Apr 26th, 2011 (4/26/2011 7:37pm) in reply to TMLMS13

    Old white men can have incredible strength but I doubt Trump ever did any heavy lifting in his life so it's not there.
  17. nastysmell nastysmell is offline

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    Apr 26th, 2011 (4/26/2011 7:57pm) in reply to xxbossmanxx

    obama bends over and takes it just like he does every other day.



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    the old cock that has slain many a hen, Mr. D " i am the chosen one" Trump!




    vs.

    Hussein " i'm not from around here " ObbbbbbbaaaaaaMA!

  18. marinersheep marinersheep is offline This is stupid.

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    Apr 26th, 2011 (4/26/2011 10:51pm) in reply to nastysmell

    Trump would win in a fight. Obama throws a baseball, swings a golf club and shoots a basketball like an uncoordinated girl.
     
  19. Silver Oak Silver Oak is offline

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    Apr 26th, 2011 (4/26/2011 10:59pm) in reply to marinersheep

    lot of posters on here like to place Obama on a pedestal, but I seriously doubt if he's ever been in a fist fight his entire life. just nothing about him to suggest any kind of street fighter IMO.
  20. jusfoldf1sh jusfoldf1sh is offline

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    Apr 26th, 2011 (4/26/2011 11:00pm) in reply to marinersheep

     
    Originally Posted by marinersheep View Post

    Trump would win in a fight. Obama throws a baseball, swings a golf club and shoots a basketball like an uncoordinated girl.





    obama knocks him out
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    Apr 26th, 2011 (4/26/2011 11:19pm) in reply to jusfoldf1sh


  22. ginwilly ginwilly is offline

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    Apr 26th, 2011 (4/26/2011 11:23pm) in reply to playwithfire05

    Obama wins the fight but then meets with an untimely accident at some point while Trump is resting in his penthouse.

    Hillary kicks both their asses.
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    Apr 28th, 2011 (4/28/2011 6:07pm) in reply to ginwilly

    Obama will win

    http://www.obamaversustrump.com
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    Apr 28th, 2011 (4/28/2011 6:38pm) in reply to tembi

    LOL @ thinking obama has some kind of athletic prowess, Trump would win hands down. If michelle is allowed to jump in, trump is done for though, she looks like one mean *****
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    Apr 28th, 2011 (4/28/2011 6:48pm) in reply to Arobinson11

  26. Bigblind Popper Bigblind Popper is offline

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    Apr 28th, 2011 (4/28/2011 7:03pm) in reply to Oh Rale

    if the fight lasts more than 8 seconds then obama would win.
  27. perma_tilt perma_tilt is offline

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    Apr 28th, 2011 (4/28/2011 8:10pm) in reply to Bigblind Popper

    No idea who would win but I can tell you who I would root for.... TRUMP!
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