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  1. My money is on Sandman_good.

    If defenderofangels still posted I'd put my money on him.
  2. jtown1010
  3. Well everything I say is a lie so I don't need to run around today making things up.
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  4.  
    Originally Posted by goofy2485 View Post

    jtown1010

    This is funny on multiple levels.
  5. I know and it was creative as hell, in a thread about suckness, he lists the OP, freaking classic man!

    <-----zinged!!!!
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  6. The early entries have set the bar pretty high.
  7. Jewski hasn't posted yet.

    IDK how to rate Bfactor's, I hope it isn't true though.
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  8. jtown1010
     
  9. Vote for me! Worst poster of the day!

    Perhaps LeftyMark can make me some WWII era campaign posters.

    At least if he were zinging me it would be funny.
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  10. Have you ever had your nose be so dry that you get those massive dry nose boogers, you know, the ones that are like 3/4 of an inch of hardened boogie... and then, there is like 3 inches of stretchy snot.

    I was pulling one of those out and inadvertently caused myself a nose bleed. I then had to suppress my desire to go show it to another human being, and brag. "LOOK at this fucking booger I just pulled out of my bloody ass fucking nose!" But, I didn't, I wiped it on the back of some chick I don't like anyway.

    I fucking hate when that happens.
  11.  
    Originally Posted by jtown1010 View Post

    Jewski hasn't posted yet.

    IDK how to rate Bfactor's, I hope it isn't true though.

  12. Obv Underdog! A better question is how many noobs will be owned today. It's getting so easy around here.
    oh that jtown, he so silly! (flops wrist)
  13.  
    Originally Posted by skisteve View Post

    A better question is how many noobs will be owned today

    I'm not a noob and I get owned all the time. Gullible is my middle name, apparently. Sigh :(
  14. SURPRISE....



    BUTT SEX!!!
  15. guaranteed marc1313 or whatever number they are on now will try to level, and fail as usual.
  16. i have a little april fools day thing in the works... muahahahaha
  17. you are going to post pictures of your penis on swifty's site?
  18.  
    Originally Posted by tennisee View Post

    i have a little april fools day thing in the works... muahahahaha

    we get. you're phi from a proxy.
  19.  
    Originally Posted by jesterwords View Post

    you are going to post pictures of your penis on swifty's site?

    you'll see
  20. Doubt I'm getting tricked by anyone today.
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  21. what if I really did wipe my boogie on that lady?
  22.  
    Originally Posted by jesterwords View Post

    what if I really did wipe my boogie on that lady?

    Then I would be correct in my assumption that I don't know if anyone is lying or telling the truth today.

    And my strategy of not giving a shit would still be optimal.
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  23. lol jester weeeeeeeeeee
  24. WAR just threw his hat into the mix with his terrible Chick Fil A post.
     
  25.  
    Originally Posted by BigGunX View Post

    WAR just threw his hat into the mix with his terrible Chick Fil A post.

    lol just saw that. Game over everyone.
  26. ya i dont think anyone is topping wars
  27. Had to check it out and it is no doubt legendary
  28. fucking WAR takes the lead.

    WAR = 4 votes
    jtown = 3 votes
    underdog = 1 vote
    sandman = 1 vote
    mark1313 = 1 vote
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  29.  
    Originally Posted by Trent55 View Post

    ya i dont think anyone is topping wars

    its sure as hell gonna be fun to try....stay tuned
  30.  
    Originally Posted by jesterwords View Post

    you are going to post pictures of your penis on swifty's site?

    that really wouldnt be an april fools joke

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