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  1. snaggs snaggs is offline

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    Dec 27th, 2011 (12/27/2011 1:55pm) in reply to tamayo85

    There's no children at that christmas table, I think War's family must eat their young...
     
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    Dec 27th, 2011 (12/27/2011 3:29pm) in reply to whitealroker

     
    Originally Posted by whitealroker View Post

    war family christmas

    1, 5, 4, 3, pair of hands, 2

    Lol, I love how your dad brought his own cup of coffee from the deli.
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    Dec 27th, 2011 (12/27/2011 3:52pm) in reply to kellykip

    surprised no one has pshopped war's face onto that portrait
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    Dec 27th, 2011 (12/27/2011 4:03pm) in reply to lpaper

    I'll pass on this one,

    nice FAMILY pic war.
    Edited By: SmokeyCasinos Dec 27th, 2011 at 08:09 PM
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    Dec 27th, 2011 (12/27/2011 4:36pm) in reply to whitealroker

     
    Originally Posted by whitealroker View Post

    war family christmas

    They make you stand outside and watch?

    Also, is that your grandma at the far side of the table? She looks sexy for 91

    Furthermore, is that the smush room? cause your grandma prolly does her fucking in the kitchen
     
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    Dec 27th, 2011 (12/27/2011 4:38pm) in reply to trajan30

    is that young kid your nephew you always talk about? He looks thrilled to be there
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    Dec 27th, 2011 (12/27/2011 5:16pm) in reply to kellykip

     
    Originally Posted by kellykip View Post

    1, 5, 4, 3, pair of hands, 2

    Lol, I love how your dad brought his own cup of coffee from the deli.

    That's your list of "people you'd have sex with" in numbered order, correct?

    If so, mine goes: garbage disposal, hot coffee pot, sister WAR, Grape Kool-Aid Man, young boy.
    Edited By: 1.21Gigawatts Dec 27th, 2011 at 05:17 PM
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    Dec 27th, 2011 (12/27/2011 5:26pm) in reply to skisteve

     
    Originally Posted by skisteve View Post

    Was she on the 1941 radio cast of jersey shore?

    The WAR of the Worlds was actually the first secretly recorded form of pornography
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    Dec 27th, 2011 (12/27/2011 7:14pm) in reply to DBo Fo Sho

    I bet she was somethin before electricity
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    Dec 27th, 2011 (12/27/2011 7:19pm) in reply to snaggs

     
    Originally Posted by snaggs View Post

    There's no children at that christmas table, I think War's family must eat their young...

    They have to breed to have children. Just saying.
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    Dec 27th, 2011 (12/27/2011 7:29pm) in reply to kellykip

     
    Originally Posted by kellykip View Post

    1, 5, 4, 3, pair of hands, 2

    Lol, I love how your dad brought his own cup of coffee from the deli.

    I think I also see a bottled water. What exactly is being eaten here for Christmas dinner? Is that a pot of spaghetti? I can feel the awkward dinner table silence through the picture. They should have played russian roulette for dessert.
    Edited By: jasmith85 Dec 27th, 2011 at 08:18 PM
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    Dec 27th, 2011 (12/27/2011 7:48pm) in reply to Stynsty71

     
    Originally Posted by Stynsty71 View Post

    I bet she was somethin before electricity

    now I know why tigers eat their young
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    Dec 27th, 2011 (12/27/2011 8:07pm) in reply to coolhandkev

    ugly people breeding, always revolting

     
    Originally Posted by 1.21Gigawatts View Post

    That's your list of "people you'd have sex with" in numbered order, correct?

    If so, mine goes: garbage disposal, hot coffee pot, sister WAR, Grape Kool-Aid Man, young boy.


    lol
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    Dec 28th, 2011 (12/28/2011 1:19am) in reply to AMARTIN1181

    <3 ya WAR even if I post stupid stuff...

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    Dec 28th, 2011 (12/28/2011 3:16am) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

    My stepgranddad looks like TJ cookier
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    Dec 28th, 2011 (12/28/2011 3:19am) in reply to whitealroker

    lol holy fuck you have an ugly family

    its amazing you guys keep reproducing with the worst genes ive ever had the misfortune of laying eyes on
    Edited By: smokerock247 Dec 28th, 2011 at 03:19 AM
    Reason: run on sentence that im gonna leave because i DGAF
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    Dec 28th, 2011 (12/28/2011 3:26am) in reply to smokerock247

    Wawa Iced Tea is gross. Swiss Tea Cooler FTW
     
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    Dec 28th, 2011 (12/28/2011 3:28am) in reply to Mr. Blonde

     
    Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde View Post

    Wawa Iced Tea is gross. Swiss Tea Cooler FTW

    couldn't agree more...swiss farms closed on christmas
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    Dec 28th, 2011 (12/28/2011 3:47am) in reply to 1.21Gigawatts

     
    Originally Posted by 1.21Gigawatts View Post

    That's your list of "people you'd have sex with" in numbered order, correct?

    If so, mine goes: garbage disposal, hot coffee pot, sister WAR, Grape Kool-Aid Man, young boy.

    That young boy has the Marilyn Munster award on fucking lock.
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    Dec 28th, 2011 (12/28/2011 6:03am) in reply to smokerock247

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    lol holy fuck you have an ugly family

    its amazing you guys keep reproducing with the worst genes ive ever had the misfortune of laying eyes on

    At least they dont have herpes
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    Dec 28th, 2011 (12/28/2011 6:23am) in reply to Mr323

    30 seconds...go....
    I am more disturbed by the lack of a single trace of happiness anywhere in the room.
    I would have run away at 13.
    I doubt i could make my penis happy enough to get erect in that house.
    My penis wouldve got mad at me for exposing it long enough to pee.

    I mean, wtf, you WON'T move out of THERE becaaaause?
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