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Why are girls so %$^@&$ weird

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  1. shawngreen shawngreen is offline

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    Feb 24th, 2008 (2/24/2008 3:01pm)

    Im at my buddys house doing the norm when we start playin beer pong. My partner ends up being this chick i know from high school which was 6 years ago. Only second time Ive seen her since. First time was at a party and we danced and kissed the night away..

    Back to last night....We win a whole bunch of games and get waaaasted; pretty much all over each other all night. We end up getting in bed, and i am long gone so i am in no mood to pull out my whiskey dick but she starts rubbing my back...she stops and grabs my hand as if she were holding it and thats when i tell myself "she wants it bad just give it to her"...sooo my dick isnt so whiskey anymore and i start rubbing her back.. after awhile i get to the lower back and then the belt of her shorts which naturally i try to penetrate....well what a bad idea that turned out to be, she grabs my hand throws it back at me and turns over but still keeps ahold of my hand... WTF is this bitch on her period? thats alright she can still tug my pole i think so i lead her hand to my thigh and she keeps it there and starts rubbing so i think all is well and re-position to try to place my cock in very close proximity to her hand. she removes it scoots away and stays silent. i tried waking her my doing civilized things like call out her name but gave up after about 10 min.

    i then pissed the bed, woke up to her dry heaving and split. My buddy on the way home told me she started dating one of my old baseball teammates who im still friends with. So this bitch just wanted to cuddle with me and didnt have the decency to tell me she was with a dude. I had no idea and it never came up the whole night but i still feel like an ass plus i feel like a fucking 9 yr old pissing the bed.

    Here is the kicker though.. im totally into this chick even after i found out she is with a buddy.How shall i procede? tell her and see what she does about it or chalk up another one in the loss category? What the fuck is going on in this twilight zone i live in.

    Cliffnotes:
    Beer pong with chick from HS leads to bed together
    Chick leads me on by groping me
    Bitch refuses to engage in sexual activity of any kind
    I give up and Piss the bed
    Find out chick is dating a friend of mine
    I actually really like this chick
    what do i do?
    fuck
  2. L0bstaM0bsta L0bstaM0bsta is offline OT Podcast Host

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    Feb 24th, 2008 (2/24/2008 3:02pm) in reply to shawngreen

    Find another girl...she sucks. Going after girls that are dating your friends is dumb as shit...gg trust factor
  3. FullPAHouse FullPAHouse is offline

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    Feb 24th, 2008 (2/24/2008 3:02pm) in reply to shawngreen

    move or go gay are your only real options.
  4. MadProfesor MadProfesor is offline

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    Feb 24th, 2008 (2/24/2008 3:04pm) in reply to shawngreen

    weesh cockteasin ho, move along, nothing to see here ...
  5. shawngreen shawngreen is offline

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    Feb 24th, 2008 (2/24/2008 3:04pm) in reply to L0bstaM0bsta

    when i say he is a friend i mean he is a cool guy that i used to play baseball with. I rarely see or hang out with him unless a party comes up. i still agree with you though but i want to be in this chick so fn bad it blows
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  6. Sp1ctacular3 Sp1ctacular3 is offline

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    Feb 24th, 2008 (2/24/2008 3:07pm) in reply to shawngreen

    Does she know you pissed the bed? If so gg
  7. gosalukis83 gosalukis83 is offline

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    Feb 24th, 2008 (2/24/2008 3:07pm) in reply to shawngreen

    Come on dude...

    You know the rules

    Pics or GTFO
  8. shawngreen shawngreen is offline

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    Feb 24th, 2008 (2/24/2008 3:08pm) in reply to Sp1ctacular3

    excellent question that i dont have the answer to...
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  9. ill flu ill flu is offline

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    Feb 24th, 2008 (2/24/2008 3:09pm) in reply to Sp1ctacular3

    lol i think she might figure out it washim
  10. KCKyle KCKyle is offline

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    Feb 24th, 2008 (2/24/2008 3:10pm) in reply to gosalukis83

    the most accurate piece of advice ive ever heard about women

    ''all women are crazy, some are crazier than others''
    --gorgeous george newton
  11. Dumb Walrus Dumb Walrus is offline

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    Feb 24th, 2008 (2/24/2008 3:11pm) in reply to gosalukis83

    Rule 247:B
  12. ud2 ud2 is offline

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    Feb 24th, 2008 (2/24/2008 3:11pm) in reply to Sp1ctacular3

    Yeah, I'm pretty sure pissing the bed ended any chance of you with that girl. If it didn't, would you really want to be with a girl who sleeps in piss?
  13. neophyte neophyte is offline

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    Feb 24th, 2008 (2/24/2008 3:16pm) in reply to shawngreen

    sounds like you should just move on
  14. shawngreen shawngreen is offline

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    Feb 24th, 2008 (2/24/2008 3:18pm) in reply to ud2

    good point but yes i would want to be with a girl who can sleep in my piss if i happen to have a few too many. thats what love is ,isnt it? ;)

    FWIW i pissed in my buddys guest bed so unless someone tells her i dont think she will find out. she was passed out and i only pissed in my general area. she was already up when i got up and got a ride home from my buddy after she finished dry heaving he said she didnt mention anything.
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  15. KCKyle KCKyle is offline

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    Feb 24th, 2008 (2/24/2008 3:19pm) in reply to shawngreen

    fucking bingo

    blame her for the bed pissing to all your friends....she will be ostracized and her self esteem will suffer....this is when you come in for the kill
  16. JRoth15 JRoth15 is offline

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    Feb 24th, 2008 (2/24/2008 4:14pm) in reply to KCKyle

    lol that is completely twisted, and i love it...blame the piss on her; i'm with kyle
  17. fetaman fetaman is offline

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    Feb 24th, 2008 (2/24/2008 4:15pm) in reply to shawngreen

    *idea*

    "Im at my buddys house doing the mom..."

  18. Sp1ctacular3 Sp1ctacular3 is offline

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    Feb 24th, 2008 (2/24/2008 5:05pm) in reply to KCKyle

    Def in the kyle camp, wp sir
  19. j_farah j_farah is offline

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    Feb 24th, 2008 (2/24/2008 5:12pm) in reply to shawngreen

    She's a big tease and is dating your friend. Stay away.
  20. gbmantis gbmantis is offline

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    Feb 24th, 2008 (2/24/2008 5:28pm) in reply to j_farah

    I think you should definitely make her your girlfriend, if not try to marry her.
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  21. DonkDon DonkDon is offline

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    Feb 24th, 2008 (2/24/2008 5:28pm) in reply to j_farah

    Stop posting stories about whores/non-whores without FUCKING PICS!
    TY.
  22. Schlik20 Schlik20 is offline

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    Feb 24th, 2008 (2/24/2008 5:31pm) in reply to shawngreen

    she removes it scoots away and stays silent. i tried waking her my doing civilized things like call out her name but gave up after about 10 min.

    i then pissed the bed,

    I LOLd
  23. PocketSims PocketSims is offline

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    Feb 24th, 2008 (2/24/2008 5:32pm) in reply to DonkDon

    pissing the bed = no chance bro
  24. jtown1010 jtown1010 is offline

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    Feb 24th, 2008 (2/24/2008 5:36pm) in reply to PocketSims

    LOL this is a college chick, you could have pissed the bed, thrown up in the fridge, shat on the TV and still have a chance, female young adults are remarkable forgiving, if she was 28 and already bitter you'd probably be leaving an insurmountable bad impression.
  25. Stynsty71 Stynsty71 is offline

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    Feb 24th, 2008 (2/24/2008 5:38pm) in reply to Schlik20

    "i then pissed the bed, woke up to her dry heaving and split." for some reason this is the funniest thing I have heard in quite a while.
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