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why guys can't win with girls

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  1. xeuphoria xeuphoria is offline

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    Sep 4th, 2007 (9/4/2007 4:57pm)

    So, I was having this debate with my friend over the weekend about girls. We decided your damned if you do and damned if you dont in bed with girls.

    If you only last 3 minutes your a 2 pump chump. If you go forever, they start saying " am i not attractive to you?" why can't you cum. "is it me?" "what's wrong with me, why can't you cum" "am i not tight" Let's here something you have heard, or said.

    Once when I was a two pump chump. I said "I have never had a girl as beautiful I'm sorry, I've wanted you all night" ha ha ha.
  2. keylight keylight is offline

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    Sep 4th, 2007 (9/4/2007 4:59pm) in reply to xeuphoria

    sober sex should never go longer than 3 minutes. this isn't cinemax.
  3. Cmoney3 Cmoney3 is offline

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    Sep 4th, 2007 (9/4/2007 5:04pm) in reply to keylight

    porn has so severly fucked up my perception of what sex should be like
  4. xeuphoria xeuphoria is offline

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    Sep 4th, 2007 (9/4/2007 5:05pm) in reply to Cmoney3

    That is so true. Lol, i always fast forward to the last 30 seconds of the scene.
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  5. AceRunner AceRunner is offline

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    Sep 4th, 2007 (9/4/2007 5:07pm) in reply to xeuphoria

    <table bgcolor="#ffffff" border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#eeeedd"><td bgcolor="#ffffff"></td><td><table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top"> </td><td>Re(2): why guys can't win with girls
    by Cmoney3 on 9/4/2007 16:04 </td><td><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td><nobr> </nobr> </td><td><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td></td><td></td></tr><tr><td></td><td> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr><tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td bgcolor="#ffffff"></td><td colspan="2"><table celspacing="0" border="0" cellpadding="2"><tbody><tr><td>porn has so severly fucked up my perception of what sex should be like</td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table>
  6. mozzer mozzer is offline

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    Sep 4th, 2007 (9/4/2007 5:09pm) in reply to xeuphoria

    You guys are going to make some lucky lady very happy one day.
  7. MissBecky MissBecky is offline if you're nasty

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    Sep 4th, 2007 (9/4/2007 5:11pm) in reply to mozzer

    <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=4 width="100%" bgColor=#ffffff border=0><TBODY><TR bgColor=#eeeedd><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top></TD><TD>Re(2): Ok OT...what addiction have you overcome and what addiction do you need to overcome?
    by xeuphoria on 9/4/2007 16:01 </TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><NOBR> </NOBR></TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD></TD><TD></TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR bgColor=#ffffff><TD bgColor=#ffffff></TD><TD colSpan=2><TABLE cellPadding=2 border=0 celspacing="0"><TBODY><TR><TD>I used to be addicted to cocaine and strippers. Now it's pain pills, and whores </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
    Maybe it's the type of girls you are bedding...lol....j/k.
  8. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Sep 4th, 2007 (9/4/2007 5:13pm) in reply to xeuphoria

    so what the op is saying is he fucks alot of insecure girls. carry on.

    just stop listening to the whining and keep going...always make sure to get that bullett out of the gun before the date to keep 3 min wonderaments to a min. sfop. someday youll meet a chick who is worth the listening to, until then just keep pumping away. lol.
  9. BlufferChic BlufferChic is offline

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    Sep 4th, 2007 (9/4/2007 6:07pm) in reply to xeuphoria

    honestly, i have never said or heard of a girl saying any of those things... especially the 'am i not tight' comment... are you screwing a lot of loose girls?

    and the badgering you to cum part... omg the pressure... if a guy said that to me it would make me dry up and shut my legs for sure :/
     
  10. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Sep 4th, 2007 (9/4/2007 6:10pm) in reply to BlufferChic

    lol i heard the tight comment once but i was in high school at the time. that was followed by "slam me harder harder!" so i did and all was well in V town.
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