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  1. Reech Reech is offline around

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    Aug 2nd, 2012 (8/2/2012 3:54am) in reply to Sweetness777

     
    Originally Posted by Sweetness777 View Post

    also, whenever women get confusing for me, i just call up my mom and ask her what she was thinking during her ho phase.. helps me better understand how dumb bitches can be some time

    dude
    pics of your mom, stat.
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    Aug 2nd, 2012 (8/2/2012 3:55am) in reply to Sweetness777

    Has that phase 100% passed or......
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    Aug 2nd, 2012 (8/2/2012 4:25am) in reply to Niceguy

    I read none of the responses but she 100% went back to an ex or has been seeing another guy and "chose" him over you. This kind of shit is beyond standard.
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    Aug 2nd, 2012 (8/2/2012 4:42am) in reply to WWF2012

     
    Originally Posted by WWF2012 View Post

    Its all good Niceguy! Always stay happy my friend no matter what

    I think you turned her lesbo and she just didn't have the heart to tell you.
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    Aug 2nd, 2012 (8/2/2012 4:49am) in reply to AMARTIN1181

     
    Originally Posted by AMARTIN1181 View Post

    how the fuck did this thread get to 55 posts

    fuck this fuckin thread im out of here

    GTFO op and take your fucking fail with you.

    if I wouldn't have known better I would have thought smockrock posted this
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    Aug 2nd, 2012 (8/2/2012 4:54am) in reply to Shrubbery

    sometimes in life, people drift apart. i dont consider her saying i dont think its going to work out 'weird'. also, you say youve been talking/dating. which one is it? did you talk to her for 4.5 months, and date her for 2 weeks? she probably met someone else, and instead of just being a raging slut, she decided to casually break it off with you. she gets a thumbs up from me for not sucking herself into a situation she didnt really like for months and months until everything got so miserable that it ends in a horrible train wreck.
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    Aug 2nd, 2012 (8/2/2012 5:00am) in reply to downbylaw11

    Never believe whatever reason women give you. They just want to let you down easy so they come up with dumb shit like that. On-the-other-hand, do you really want her to tell you it's because you're bad in bed?
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    Aug 2nd, 2012 (8/2/2012 5:06am) in reply to TheSilentBob

    her saying it's not going to work out is not a 'dumb excuse'. it's a fact. it's not like she said, 'it's not you it's me'
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    Aug 2nd, 2012 (8/2/2012 5:09am) in reply to downbylaw11

    You're right, it's also not a reason.
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    Aug 2nd, 2012 (8/2/2012 5:20am) in reply to TheSilentBob

    Still having trouble believing somebody who calls themselves WWF2012 has gotten laid, but guess that explains why he is so distraught losing her
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    Aug 2nd, 2012 (8/2/2012 5:23am) in reply to WWF2012

     
    Originally Posted by WWF2012 View Post

    yeah kinda thought that as well. I guess nothing you can do about that


    You could kill him.
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    Aug 2nd, 2012 (8/2/2012 5:26am) in reply to Zeppelin

     
    Originally Posted by zeppelinzoso16 View Post

    Still having trouble believing somebody who calls themselves WWF2012 has gotten laid, but guess that explains why he is so distraught losing her

    he likes wildlife, so what?
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    Aug 2nd, 2012 (8/2/2012 5:33am) in reply to downbylaw11

    POST PICS OF GIRL OR GTFO!!!!!!!!
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    Aug 2nd, 2012 (8/2/2012 5:47am) in reply to downbylaw11

     
    Originally Posted by downbylaw11 View Post

    he likes wildlife, so what?


    I like wildlife, is that what that is? I always forget they don't call wrestling WWF anymore
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    Aug 2nd, 2012 (8/2/2012 5:48am) in reply to Zeppelin

    I don't know any women who don't do this op... except the one I married. Wait. Damn it!



    Fuuuuck.
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    Aug 2nd, 2012 (8/2/2012 5:57am) in reply to downbylaw11

     
    Originally Posted by downbylaw11 View Post

    her saying it's not going to work out is not a 'dumb excuse'. it's a fact. it's not like she said, 'it's not you it's me'

    +1

    After dating someone for 6 months, if you don't think there's potential for marrying that person then it's probably best just to end it there. Think it's a perfectly good reason for leaving someone. That being said, her vajayjay is prolly being violated by a python right now. Just sayin
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    Aug 2nd, 2012 (8/2/2012 6:06am) in reply to Zeppelin

     
    Originally Posted by zeppelinzoso16 View Post

    I like wildlife, is that what that is? I always forget they don't call wrestling WWF anymore

    world wildlife fund and wwe went through litigation years ago for the rights to the wwf acromnym and the wildlife fund won for whatever lame reason. i have no idea what his wwf2012 is in reference to, but i can only imagine if he likes wrestling as much as you suggested, his name would be WWE2012.

    not to nitpick, but youre holding an assault rifle in your picture so it's hard to imagine you getting laid either. unless it was by force
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    Aug 2nd, 2012 (8/2/2012 6:07am) in reply to downbylaw11

     
    Originally Posted by downbylaw11 View Post

    not to nitpick, but youre holding an assault rifle in your picture so it's hard to imagine you getting laid either. unless it was by force

    I LOVE GUNS!!
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    Aug 2nd, 2012 (8/2/2012 6:14am) in reply to Zeppelin

     
    Originally Posted by zeppelinzoso16 View Post

    I LOVE GUNS!!

    the fuck does scha mean in your screen names? and no way you ft'd the sunday two hundo grand, no one real actually ft's that tournament.
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    Aug 2nd, 2012 (8/2/2012 6:20am) in reply to Shrubbery

     
    Originally Posted by Shrubbery View Post

    the fuck does scha mean in your screen names? and no way you ft'd the sunday two hundo grand, no one real actually ft's that tournament.

    schadenfreude means to take joy in the misery of others. Good poker name imo

    sure did, 3rd out of 29,999. Craziest part is I stopped playing poker when my dad was really sick. After he passed away Sirjwab gave me $5 to fuck around with. Turned it into like $1100 then that happened. Then went traveling to 30 countries! Life is crazy sometimes. I don't even believe it myself
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    Aug 2nd, 2012 (8/2/2012 6:33am) in reply to Zeppelin

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    Aug 2nd, 2012 (8/2/2012 6:47am) in reply to Zeppelin

     
    Originally Posted by zeppelinzoso16 View Post

    schadenfreude means to take joy in the misery of others. Good poker name imo

    sure did, 3rd out of 29,999. Craziest part is I stopped playing poker when my dad was really sick. After he passed away Sirjwab gave me $5 to fuck around with. Turned it into like $1100 then that happened. Then went traveling to 30 countries! Life is crazy sometimes. I don't even believe it myself

    That name's actually awesome. How did you not win like every tournament you played with it? You know ppl are like chosen in this game right? Think that name would've been one of the chosen ones. Did you get it from the simpsons or just looked it up now? Idk why im curious but the wine makes me curious
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    Aug 2nd, 2012 (8/2/2012 6:51am) in reply to Shrubbery

    I love the chosen name reference! Gotta be a link for that somewhere around here.
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    Aug 2nd, 2012 (8/2/2012 7:02am) in reply to skisteve

    Cool pics

    Is this the state of OT these days? We're giving this dude 3 pages with no pic? Sad, just sad.
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    Aug 2nd, 2012 (8/2/2012 7:05am) in reply to Shrubbery

     
    Originally Posted by Shrubbery View Post

    That name's actually awesome. How did you not win like every tournament you played with it? You know ppl are like chosen in this game right? Think that name would've been one of the chosen ones. Did you get it from the simpsons or just looked it up now? Idk why im curious but the wine makes me curious

    Ha. I learned the word from The Simpsons. I ran pretty hot on that name, ROI is real good but it is my full tilt name. At least it doesn't hurt as much to say that today as 2 days ago
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    Aug 2nd, 2012 (8/2/2012 7:20am) in reply to Zeppelin

    After carefully weighing the options and taking into consideration your guys advice, I have come to the conclusion that kidnapping and beheading her is the only viable option at this point
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    Aug 2nd, 2012 (8/2/2012 7:33am) in reply to WWF2012

    She left because you don't even have one pic of her.


    Ps pic of head, body?
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    Aug 2nd, 2012 (8/2/2012 8:09am) in reply to norcaljeff

    who doesn't like getting strange?
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    Aug 2nd, 2012 (8/2/2012 8:15am) in reply to norcaljeff

     
    Originally Posted by norcaljeff View Post

    She left because you don't even have one pic of her.

    Ps pic of head, body?

    t h i s ^
    don't behead her. we want the head pic to be clean.
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    Aug 2nd, 2012 (8/2/2012 8:16am) in reply to feedthemfish

    and i would say BigEarn is actually 100% correct and to /thread
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