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  1. A British woman who's become a celebrity in the U.K. because she was born with two fully formed vaginas may finally be able to cash in on her crotch ... TMZ has learned she's just been offered $1 MILLION to bone on camera.

    Her name is Hazel Jones -- and the 27-year-old beauty has been making the media rounds across the pond to discuss "uterus didelphys" ... a condition which caused her to develop 2 sets of female reproductive organs. In other words, two vaginal canals with two openings.



    Rest of the story on tmz.com

    That would be pretty freaking awesome, imo. I'm jealous of her husband. Does she have two periods though? So she is doubly bitchy?
    Edited By: Da Donkey Jan 20th, 2012 at 05:17 PM
  2. Id hit it, twice!
  3. Great now I get to disappoint 2 vaginas on the same chick
  4. side-by-side or over and under?
  5.  
    Originally Posted by Mr Galt View Post

    side-by-side or over and under?

    this
  6. DVSA
     
  7. dibs
  8. i just saw this porn the other day...
  9. 27 years old, this shoulda been news a long time ago

    also pretty sure she could bink off way more than a mili for a porno
  10. 4 holes, no waiting!
  11. i'm going to get the rights to her porn first... it's gonna be quad vaginal double anal double oral. 8 dicks 1 chick. it's going to be... disturbing.
  12.  
    Originally Posted by sketchy1 View Post

    i'm going to get the rights to her porn first... it's gonna be quad vaginal double anal double oral. 8 dicks 1 chick. it's going to be... disturbing.

    She does have 2 hands as well ya know...
  13.  
    Originally Posted by tamayo85 View Post

    She does have 2 hands as well ya know...


    holy shit... 16 dicks 1 chick. she can handle 4 in each hand right?
  14. she needs to be talented enough to cup her palm to support one also, so that's 2 more, and then 2 at the elbows too
  15. Gives new meaning to double penetration.
  16. yawn. wake me up when some chick has 2 buttholes.
  17. If the porno isn't double penetration don't see the point...
  18. Hazel Jones: Woman with 2 vaginas rejects $1m pornography offer

    Daily Mail‎ - 3 hours ago
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...=feeds-newsxml






  19.  
    Originally Posted by sketchy1 View Post

    i'm going to get the rights to her porn first... it's gonna be quad vaginal double anal double oral. 8 dicks 1 chick. it's going to be... disturbing.

    loooooooooooooooooooooooool
  20.  
    Originally Posted by wonglondo View Post

    Hazel Jones: Woman with 2 vaginas rejects $1m pornography offer

    Daily Mail‎ - 3 hours ago
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...=feeds-newsxml






    Smart lady, she's probably holding out till she gets a milly for each vag
  21. "I think I'll stick with my current plan of showing off my vaginas for free at our local clubs."

    Should have finished that Marketing degree sweetie.
  22. I bet this guy wished he had met her before his surgery.



    http://web.archive.org/web/200701220...ryId=DEL270522
    Edited By: Willywoo Jan 20th, 2012 at 07:12 PM
  23. Double the pleasure, double the fun. This would be like dating a girl with a twin sister WITHOUT the worries of getting caught cheating.
  24. Damn. You'd have to be ambidextrous to give her a shocker.
  25. Didn't notice before, but her name is already porn star-ish

    Hazel? How the fuck did she say no?
  26. Rejecting the first offer doesn't mean you won't be selling the car.
  27. i bet u work one for a while, the other gets all aroused and is all wet and still tight, dripping with anticipation. yeah that'd be fun.
  28. do you think her husband hits them both every night r switches from one to the other on a weekly/monthly basis?
    Edited By: lance814 Jan 20th, 2012 at 08:57 PM
    Reason: just to keep one super tight.
  29. I just watched the video and im still confused. I think they are side by side.

    I cant remember the last time i was this curious to see something.

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