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Woman sues P Diddy for $1 TRILLION, claims he knocked her up and knocked down WTC

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  1. iatetheredcrayon iatetheredcrayon is offline

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    Jan 30th, 2011 (1/30/2011 2:15am)

    http://www.inquisitr.com/97002/woman...-trade-center/

    http://www.mtv.co.uk/artists/diddy/n...for-1-trillion

    And we thought Obama was the problem all along...
    Edited By: iatetheredcrayon Jan 30th, 2011 at 02:17 AM
  2. Milo Milo is offline

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    Jan 30th, 2011 (1/30/2011 2:40am) in reply to iatetheredcrayon

    If I'm Rodney King, my reaction is basically, "Can't we all just get along?" I mean, it worked out so well last time, right?
  3. yjbrewer yjbrewer is offline

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    Jan 30th, 2011 (1/30/2011 2:46am) in reply to Milo

    Funniest shit I ever read. Great reading/shitting article. I think she stands a chance in court if the judge can keep from laughing.
  4. whatsup whatsup is offline

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    Jan 30th, 2011 (1/30/2011 2:47am) in reply to yjbrewer

    i think we have a new winner for dumbest lawsuit ever filed.
  5. iatetheredcrayon iatetheredcrayon is offline

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    Jan 30th, 2011 (1/30/2011 2:50am) in reply to whatsup

    Any one else scared that there's people this fucking crazy in society...that could live in a reality where this is seems plausible?
    Thread Starter
  6. yjbrewer yjbrewer is offline

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    Jan 30th, 2011 (1/30/2011 2:57am) in reply to whatsup

     
    Originally Posted by whatsup View Post

    i think we have a new winner for dumbest lawsuit ever filed.

    What about the man who tried to sue God?
  7. ericINtheX ericINtheX is offline

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    Jan 30th, 2011 (1/30/2011 2:58am) in reply to yjbrewer

    take that take that

    Mt. St. Michael rep
    Edited By: ericINtheX Jan 30th, 2011 at 02:59 AM
  8. Milo Milo is offline

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    Jan 30th, 2011 (1/30/2011 3:06am) in reply to iatetheredcrayon

     
    Originally Posted by iatetheredcrayon View Post

    Any one else scared that there's people this fucking crazy in society...that could live in a reality where this is seems plausible?

    I bet she can see Russia from her house, too . . .
  9. Oh Rale Oh Rale is offline

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    Jan 30th, 2011 (1/30/2011 6:38am) in reply to Milo

    One fuckin trillion, LooooooooL
  10. SICKTIGHT311 SICKTIGHT311 is offline

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    Jan 30th, 2011 (1/30/2011 6:45am) in reply to Oh Rale

    I would like to hit her square in the forehead with a taser gun and then yell "WAKE THE FUCK UP BITCH!"
  11. CamelFan.420 CamelFan.420 is offline

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    Jan 30th, 2011 (1/30/2011 6:52am) in reply to iatetheredcrayon

     
    Originally Posted by iatetheredcrayon View Post

    Any one else scared that there's people this fucking crazy in society...that could live in a reality where this is seems plausible?

    See the Detroit cop station shoot-out, the Florida school board guy, Jared Lee Loughner* and most middle aged women. Crazy mo-fos gonna do crazy mo-fo shit, just learn to avoid them imo.
  12. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Jan 30th, 2011 (1/30/2011 6:54am) in reply to CamelFan.420

    "Ms. Turks is seeking $900 Billion in child support and the $100 Billion dollars for loss of income."

    welp.
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  13. Hateflops Hateflops is offline 7 over par. ship it!

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    Jan 30th, 2011 (1/30/2011 7:02am) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    Damn it, read this today was gonna post it but figured it was a repost.

    Hilarious article.




    Lol black people comment
  14. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Jan 31st, 2011 (1/31/2011 3:59am) in reply to iatetheredcrayon

    100 problems and a bitch is one.
  15. hostile hostile is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2011 (1/31/2011 4:11am) in reply to SICKTIGHT311

     
    Originally Posted by SICKTIGHT311 View Post

    I would like to hit her square in the forehead with a taser gun and then yell "WAKE THE FUCK UP BITCH!"


    I pictured this as I read it, and woke my girlfriend up from laughing so hard.
  16. Hallettcopta Hallettcopta is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2011 (1/31/2011 6:52am) in reply to hostile

    dont have to look this up to know that this woman is black

    just sayin
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