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  1. Blackout4 Blackout4 is offline

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    May 1st, 2009 (5/1/2009 1:09pm)

    To start, U DON'T want pictures, trust me......

    I work in an office that has an admin staff full of older women - Anybody who works in an office can prolly relate, they bitch about everything, make a big deal out of the smallest things, they gossip like no other, basically just drive me nuts.

    Today, we order food to the office to be delivered, they are obvious agruing about who owes what - The one women literally put 5 dollars on the table with a post it note on it

    It read

    1/2 salad cost=

    3.38 1/2 salad
    .27 tax
    .35 for 10% of deliver charge

    Total cost =$4.00

    Money Due Back = $1.00

    They never shock me with nething they do -

    Basically venting, thought I'd share
     
  2. normlfella normlfella is offline

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    May 1st, 2009 (5/1/2009 1:17pm) in reply to Blackout4

    looooooooool that would send me off the deep end.... heaven forbid the old skank chip in a buck to tip the driver....... lmao @ "money due back"
  3. goboro2 goboro2 is offline

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    May 1st, 2009 (5/1/2009 1:17pm) in reply to Blackout4

    A women in front of me at the grocery store returned a box of fruitloops....I heard her say it was a gift?
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    May 1st, 2009 (5/1/2009 1:19pm) in reply to Blackout4

    I would give her back $0.49 and tell her that 51 cents was 15% of her pretax bill, which you tipped the delivery guy. And give it to her in pennies.
     
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    May 1st, 2009 (5/1/2009 1:19pm) in reply to goboro2

    i just fell out of my chair laughing hahah.. im gonna use that one at work just to get reaction lol
  6. TXGal141 TXGal141 is offline

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    May 1st, 2009 (5/1/2009 1:20pm) in reply to Blackout4

    I see nothing wrong with that post it note. Nothing at all.
  7. Pker4Dummies Pker4Dummies is offline

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    May 1st, 2009 (5/1/2009 1:22pm) in reply to TXGal141

     
    Originally Posted by TX[b

    Gal[/b]141;4208132]I see nothing wrong with that post it note. Nothing at all.

    ldo
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    May 1st, 2009 (5/1/2009 1:22pm) in reply to Blackout4

    If they have done that a few times before, their food is not going to be clean.
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    May 1st, 2009 (5/1/2009 1:23pm) in reply to TXGal141

     
    Originally Posted by TXGal141 View Post

    I see nothing wrong with that post it note. Nothing at all.

    this is an all guys thread. get out.
  10. normlfella normlfella is offline

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    May 1st, 2009 (5/1/2009 1:25pm) in reply to TXGal141

     
    Originally Posted by TXGal141 View Post

    I see nothing wrong with that post it note. Nothing at all.

    you'd ask for a lousy dollar back?..... and theres nothing like bragging about your math skills and being a cheap ass all on the same post-it note
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    May 1st, 2009 (5/1/2009 1:26pm) in reply to normlfella

     
    Originally Posted by normlfella View Post

     
    Originally Posted by TXGal141 View Post

    I see nothing wrong with that post it note. Nothing at all.

    you'd ask for a lousy dollar back?..... and theres nothing like bragging about your math skills and being a cheap ass all on the same post-it note

    I was obv kidding. :) I think that post it note was a little over-the-top.
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    May 1st, 2009 (5/1/2009 1:26pm) in reply to normlfella



    yes i stole this from your aim lol
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    May 1st, 2009 (5/1/2009 1:27pm) in reply to the_schmenx

    On a scale of 1-10, 10 being just pure craziness, I would call this an 8, they do A LOT more crazy things - I called my mom after work one day, I asked her, " Mom, please tell me ur nothing like the women I work with while ur at work" -
     
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    May 1st, 2009 (5/1/2009 1:27pm) in reply to Blackout4

  15. Seykota Seykota is offline

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    May 1st, 2009 (5/1/2009 1:27pm) in reply to Blackout4

    I sat next to a lady like this in my old job. Quite frankly, she was a miserable cunt. One of the other women and I used to chat back and forth all the time. The miserable cunt would then take the conversation, misconstrue it and send our boss an e-mail to start some drama. One day I was at my boss' desk and saw one of her e-mails come across. Beware of old, batty bitches in the office place, particularly single ones who don't have a life. They come to the office to create drama they can't get at home. I can't stand them.
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    May 1st, 2009 (5/1/2009 1:28pm) in reply to Blackout4

    Oh, one more thing, not the lady with the post it note, another one, she ACTUALLY called somewhere to find out the tax rate, I AM NOT KIDDING
     
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    May 1st, 2009 (5/1/2009 1:29pm) in reply to Seykota

     
    Originally Posted by Seykota View Post

    I sat next to a lady like this in my old job. Quite frankly, she was a miserable cunt. One of the other women and I used to chat back and forth all the time. The miserable cunt would then take it and misconstrue it and send our boss an e-mail to start some drama. One day I was at my bosses desk and saw one of her e-mails come across. Beware of old, batty bitches in the office place, particularly single ones who don't have a life. They come to the office to create drama they can't get at home. I can't stand them.

    80% of them are divorced, who would have figured?
     
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    May 1st, 2009 (5/1/2009 1:30pm) in reply to tmac456

     
    Originally Posted by tmac456 View Post



    yes i stole this from your aim lol

    JO JO JO JO JO JO JO
     
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    May 1st, 2009 (5/1/2009 1:31pm) in reply to Seykota

     
    Originally Posted by Seykota View Post

    I sat next to a lady like this in my old job. Quite frankly, she was a miserable cunt. One of the other women and I used to chat back and forth all the time. The miserable cunt would then take it and misconstrue it and send our boss an e-mail to start some drama. One day I was at my bosses desk and saw one of her e-mails come across. Beware of old, batty bitches in the office place, particularly single ones who don't have a life. They come to the office to create drama they can't get at home. I can't stand them.

    sfthis. I learned working in a school never go to the lunch room because anything you say will be blown out of proportion. I went once and mentioned someone had parking problems because she parked in two spots by accident(obv in jest). Didn't go to lunch for the rest of the year when she came screetching into my room later that day crying.
     
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    May 1st, 2009 (5/1/2009 1:33pm) in reply to Blackout4

    I think this is a perfect example of why you should never "go in" on lunch with coworkers.

    Separate checks ftmfw.
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    May 1st, 2009 (5/1/2009 1:34pm) in reply to Wein

    sekota droppin the C bomb heyy oooooh
  22. Blackout4 Blackout4 is offline

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    May 1st, 2009 (5/1/2009 1:37pm) in reply to Blackout4

    Well, I'll add another thing - So, during xmas time our office has companies from all over send us gifts, these gifts are ur typical gifts you would get from a company, like Baskets of fruit, tins of chocolate, etc..... So, once the holidays are over and all the food that was in the baskets/tins/random thing are gone, we have empty things - You would think, if someone wanted one of the things just grab it - OH FUKING NO, not so fast my friend, THEY HAVE A FUKING AUCTION, everyone picks a number out of a hat then they get to choose what they want - Now, if it ends and there is one item left but EVERY ONE has had, lets say 3 picks, they will not allow who the next person up would be to go bc thats unfair they would get an extra pick - U know what they do, IT GOES TO NEXT YEARS AUCTION - I could write a fuking book on these women
     
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    May 1st, 2009 (5/1/2009 1:38pm) in reply to gillabong

    Yeah, apparently it got me so worked up some of my grammar just went to hell. Oops.
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    May 1st, 2009 (5/1/2009 1:41pm) in reply to Blackout4

     
    Originally Posted by Blackout4 View Post

    Well, I'll add another thing - So, during xmas time our office has companies from all over send us gifts, these gifts are ur typical gifts you would get from a company, like Baskets of fruit, tins of chocolate, etc..... So, once the holidays are over and all the food that was in the baskets/tins/random thing are gone, we have empty things - You would think, if someone wanted one of the things just grab it - OH FUKING NO, not so fast my friend, THEY HAVE A FUKING AUCTION, everyone picks a number out of a hat then they get to choose what they want - Now, if it ends and there is one item left but EVERY ONE has had, lets say 3 picks, they will not allow who the next person up would be to go bc thats unfair they would get an extra pick - U know what they do, IT GOES TO NEXT YEARS AUCTION - I could write a fuking book on these women

    loooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!
     
  25. Futon Futon is offline

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    May 1st, 2009 (5/1/2009 1:43pm) in reply to Seykota

    Honestly it's the one thing college never prepares you for.

    The dumpy fuckin disgruntled middle aged women that hate their life, bitch all day, make your life harder and are simply there to be ass fillers. Fuckin Eh

    Blackout you and I can write a book.
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    May 1st, 2009 (5/1/2009 1:44pm) in reply to Futon

    Too funny dude I wrote the book line before i even saw you wrote the book line!
  27. Blackout4 Blackout4 is offline

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    May 1st, 2009 (5/1/2009 2:03pm) in reply to Futon

    I just showed thread to a few of my younger male co workers - They said tell Bob I love him
     
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    May 1st, 2009 (5/1/2009 2:04pm) in reply to Blackout4

     
    Originally Posted by Blackout4 View Post

    Well, I'll add another thing - So, during xmas time our office has companies from all over send us gifts, these gifts are ur typical gifts you would get from a company, like Baskets of fruit, tins of chocolate, etc..... So, once the holidays are over and all the food that was in the baskets/tins/random thing are gone, we have empty things - You would think, if someone wanted one of the things just grab it - OH FUKING NO, not so fast my friend, THEY HAVE A FUKING AUCTION, everyone picks a number out of a hat then they get to choose what they want - Now, if it ends and there is one item left but EVERY ONE has had, lets say 3 picks, they will not allow who the next person up would be to go bc thats unfair they would get an extra pick - U know what they do, IT GOES TO NEXT YEARS AUCTION - I could write a fuking book on these women

    I would take it while everyone is there, and walk out of the room.
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    May 1st, 2009 (5/1/2009 2:13pm) in reply to Seykota

    At my last office gig some dumb bitch put shrimp in a coffee pot to cook them. Yes, that's right, a coffee pot that was in the break room. She put uncooked shrimp in the coffee pot.
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    May 1st, 2009 (5/1/2009 2:23pm) in reply to Brooklyn999

    looooooooooool how have ppl like this ^^ made it to adulthood?
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