I looked for my old thread to just add this story on to it, but I suck at searching, this one may deserve its own thread anyways

Alrite, both the bosses are out today, one of them called in and said he would donate $25 to the lunch fund if everyone wants to get pizza or something..... So, one of the women(POST IT WOMAN) send out an email( I immediately respond that I am not in, if you read my last thread about them you would know why, just too big of a hassle)

Ok, they end up getting 3 pizzas and I think like 8 people got in on it, so it cost 3 dollars extra or something - Well, here come the fireworks(EVERY FUKING TIME THIS SHIT HAPPENS), the one who organized it says she got a little too much money, she would be giving the guy a 6 dollar tip and that is TOO MUCH, I chime in, "Who cares, are you going to divide up 2 dollars extra btwn 8 people, just give him the tip". Well John, they already charge 2.50 for delivery, big deal, he is prolly a college kid who is broke, I would have fell off the deep end if they divided up the 2 dollars(Ur freaking paying 3 dollars for lunch, be happy for once) - Ok, here comes the best part I think, one of the other women chimes in and says its 3 pizzas and we ordered all different toppings just give him the 6 bucks, the response she gets, "Well, not like its harder to deliver a pizza with 5 toppings on it than it is one with just one topping" -

So, they decided 6 is fine, and one of the other women, who actually isn't too bad, walks up and gives another dollar to be a smartass and looks at me, I just smiled.....

Also, as I am writing this, the "LEAD" one walks over to another woman's desk and starts whispering, this bugs me the most, anytime they are bitching about something they end up getting in lil groups and whispering, LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUK UR TALKING ABOUT -

TGIF!!!!!

Somebody get me a beer

These stories are great and I can actualy envision these women

I work at an office where 99% of the employees are female (I work in human services). We don't have these kinds of problems. It sounds like you've got a situation where one bitchy ring-leader is creating that kind of atmosphere and that sucks. I think the 4 or 5 men who work here love it. I'll have to ask them sometime if we get on their nerves, you've got me curious now :)

This shit is awesome and I look forward to hearing about the huge bitch whenever you post.

Here is what I picture the tight wad female as looking like

this is not a joke, I actually picture Mrs. Pool from that fucking TV show

 

Originally Posted by Blackout4

I think they have a calender for "Whose week is it to be a fuking crazy ass, NUTJOB, nit-picking, complaining, whiny bish", I know there is a calender!!!!!!

You know, if there are 4-5 of them alternating, the calander is probably the actual cause.

 

Originally Posted by jhj11

 

Originally Posted by BillMueller

This shit is awesome and I look forward to hearing about the huge bitch whenever you post.

Here is what I picture the tight wad female as looking like

this is not a joke, I actually picture Mrs. Pool from that fucking TV show

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Dude, holy shit, no joke, one of them looks very similar to her, not kidding - I need to figure out how to get pictures of them, if I could do that it would be epic - I have a nickname ofr one of them, WOLVERINE, she has this crazy ass hairstyle and looks like WOLVERINE, me and the guys always joke around about it

Love the story.

Im sure all these women suffer from cubicle ass also.

Next time they order out...again, politely decline. Then, after they order, call the place back and double whatever it was they ordered.

Get popcorn. Sit back and enjoy the show.

 

Originally Posted by BillMueller

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do you work at the DMV? the women i am picturing all sound like they work at the DMV or some shit.

kudos to the smartass chick. that was awesome. a highfive in front of the others was a def must.

Too fuckin funny dude, let me know when you want me to help you publish this book. I get some real zingers myself

Here is a video I made to show some guys around the office and the bosses, it is prolly alot more funny to me since I know the women, but I think this is a good one - Its about one of the ladies I work with who thinks shes always right, she is always correcting people and she just bugs the hell out of me, I have to hear about her damn kid all the time

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Also, I got a really good/disgusting story coming about what a co-worker did to one of the other ladies tea( he should be back shortly to give me all details, ha)

good video

Great video that dancing was fucking amazing

Luckily for me i have only one lady that works at my work and she is cool as shit

You need to contact an agent and get your office on a reality tv show. This stuff is just too good.