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  1. ace1won ace1won is offline

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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 3:04pm)

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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 3:06pm) in reply to ace1won

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  3. Dr.GHouse Dr.GHouse is offline

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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 3:07pm) in reply to ace1won

    PM Ess.

    (And BOO YA! Take that Magnet Steve!)
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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 3:52pm) in reply to ace1won

    sounds about right...

    yes the harmless THC that causes the same brain damage as meth just slower also limits our desire to reach our full potential...

    heres a documentary of the destruction of da cronic...44 mins so im not embedding

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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 3:59pm) in reply to supra1988t

     
    Originally Posted by supra1988t View Post

    fuck facebook

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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 4:04pm) in reply to ace1won

    i happen to have a lot of these wood spider types making webs around my kitchen window lately. i was thinking of creating my own spider fight club by flicking one spider into another spider's web and then filming it - but i'm too afraid of spiders to do it

    sometimes when i'm out watering my garden and i see a web, i put my hose on full blast and destroy their hard work (i especially like to hit the spider with the full water and shoot him out of the web), then i try to drown the spider but they usually just cram themselves into a ball and take it like a man...then rebuild.

    i'm a nice person but very mean to spiders
     
  7. aj_law aj_law is offline

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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 4:07pm) in reply to BlufferChic

     
    Originally Posted by BlufferChic View Post

    sometimes when i'm out watering my garden and i see a web, i put my hose on full blast and destroy their hard work (i especially like to hit the spider with the full water and shoot him out of the web), then i try to drown the spider but they usually just cram themselves into a ball and take it like a man...then rebuild.

    i'm a nice person but very mean to spiders

    If you cared about your garden, you'd leave 'em alone. They kill the bad bugs for ya.
  8. BlufferChic BlufferChic is offline

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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 4:14pm) in reply to aj_law

    yes and no... webs are actually bad for some plants

    i basically just fuck with the spider population, i don't really kill them...i probably kill like .09% of the spiders in my gardens - and they're flourishing
    i should get some pics of this giant spider on my rose bush, he'd be an awesome contender for spider fights, he's really agro too
     
  9. Dr.GHouse Dr.GHouse is offline

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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 4:30pm) in reply to BlufferChic

     
    Originally Posted by BlufferChic View Post

    i should get some pics of this giant spider on my rose bush, he'd be an awesome contender for spider fights, he's really agro too

    Standard slow play and trapping applies...

    Pics of spiders would be awesome, though. No idea why people are so dead terrified of spiders. Makes little sense (though there is an evolutionary psychological basis) to me.
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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 4:37pm) in reply to Dr.GHouse

    i'm pretty sure my fear of spiders is all my mom's fault. when i was little my mom would tell me to stay away from the rock wall because there were black widows in the rocks and they could kill me. she mentioned this every single time i went outside - so, i developed a fear of all spiders.

    as an adult i know that spiders aren't really dangerous, but they are still scary to me. some more than others.

    if i scream my husband will come running with a paper towel to kill a spider for me - he's always sure scream = spider. it's a priceless service he provides in our marriage
     
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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 4:40pm) in reply to BlufferChic

    Sheeet, if killing a spider = bj for me, I'd be happy to come running with a paper towel, too! I'd kill it in the most macho way possible to show off.

    Just sayin'.

    And wow...crazy mother? Who the hell says that to their kids? Really? Really?
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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 4:43pm) in reply to Dr.GHouse

    crazy over protective, but not crazy. it was the 70's nobody really thought of the child's fragile psyche back then
     
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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 4:44pm) in reply to supra1988t

     
    Originally Posted by supra1988t View Post

    fuck reposts of reposts of reposts

  14. Dr.GHouse Dr.GHouse is offline

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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 4:45pm) in reply to BlufferChic

    Meh, agree to disagree.

    Crazy over protective = still crazy!

    And yeah, I know the "tough" mentality of the time (not first hand, obviously), but seriously? Don't go near that of you'll DIE! Again, and again, and again! You're not going to die from a freakin' spider bite! Yes, it's possible, but so unlikely, you might as well hit runner runner perfect 10 straight hands.

    (F PD for making me use a poker analogy)
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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 4:50pm) in reply to BlufferChic

     
    Originally Posted by BlufferChic View Post

    i happen to have a lot of these wood spider types making webs around my kitchen window lately. i was thinking of creating my own spider fight club by flicking one spider into another spider's web and then filming it - but i'm too afraid of spiders to do it

    sometimes when i'm out watering my garden and i see a web, i put my hose on full blast and destroy their hard work (i especially like to hit the spider with the full water and shoot him out of the web), then i try to drown the spider but they usually just cram themselves into a ball and take it like a man...then rebuild.

    i'm a nice person but very mean to spiders

    This made me laugh .. thank you .. El-0-El .. very good read .. HAHAHA
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    Sep 30th, 2009 (9/30/2009 8:27pm) in reply to BlufferChic

    i used to find huge grasshoppers and throw them in spider webs as a kid. :x
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    Oct 1st, 2009 (10/1/2009 1:26am) in reply to ace1won

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    heres a more in depth video...its lol out loud
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