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  1. Generaly Generaly is offline

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    Jul 14th, 2011 (7/14/2011 11:37pm)

    Mother locked me in the closet. It took a full day to realize that perhaps she may never let me out. After day three, I began carving figures in the woodwork along the baseboards of the closet with my fingernails. By the end of the week, I knew that I wanted nothing else but to be an artist. I began seeing visions, mirages on a faraway unreachable dune, of my artwork appearing in fine galleries all over the world. I had to get away.
    One morning after mother had left the house I heard a noise from the front porch. The noise was a familiar voice. It was Victoria Martins voice. She was the beautiful young French girl who lived next door. I screamed, hoping she would hear me. She did.
    excerpt from my new blog, . http://artbushed.blogspot.com/
  2. XNASTYNATEX XNASTYNATEX is online now

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    Jul 14th, 2011 (7/14/2011 11:46pm) in reply to Generaly

    gl with that
  3. Mad_Nervous Mad_Nervous is offline

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    Jul 15th, 2011 (7/15/2011 12:04am) in reply to XNASTYNATEX

    Cool fake story bro
  4. Milo Milo is online now

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    Jul 15th, 2011 (7/15/2011 1:47am) in reply to Mad_Nervous

    This is a complimentary reply to a post that is undeserving of same.
  5. El Burro El Burro is offline

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    Jul 15th, 2011 (7/15/2011 1:49am) in reply to Milo

    If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is there to hear it fall, should I still masturbate with headphones on?
  6. freeworld777 freeworld777 is offline

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    Jul 15th, 2011 (7/15/2011 1:53am) in reply to El Burro

    My gay dog wants to adopt.
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