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  1. Bonestein Bonestein is offline

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    Jan 8th, 2012 (1/8/2012 1:45am)

    http://www.pizzaprints.com

    There is so much I don't understand about this.

    - Who ever thought there would be any demand at all for this? Like they looked at their pizza while watching football and thought "I wish my pizza had a football helmet on it"?
    - Who gave them the money to apparently advertise this on television and start up a website for it?
    - What is in the print? What does it taste like?
    - Doesn't this basically ruin a pizza since you are giving up valuable "hot pizza" time while waiting for it to melt?

    Please, OT, add any other products you've seen that you would be shocked if they ever sold one unit. I just see this and think that if I was given a pizza with this shit on it, I would eat around the print and then throw away the part with a print on it, because that shit isn't going into my stomach. I've never seen another product that baffled me more. And it makes me mad that my bank waffles at adding $10K to my business line of credit for an accounting firm and these guys have enough money to advertise on television.
  2. smokerock247 smokerock247 is offline

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    Jan 8th, 2012 (1/8/2012 1:47am) in reply to Bonestein

    I think that is a great product.

    It adds to the display of foods when you are hosting a football party.

    OP you are too cynical and negative.

    Please gtfo.
  3. Bonestein Bonestein is offline

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    Jan 8th, 2012 (1/8/2012 1:52am) in reply to smokerock247

    You have a hot wife, nice body, great job, awesome car... how much attention do you really need from P5s?
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    Jan 8th, 2012 (1/8/2012 1:57am) in reply to Bonestein

     
    Originally Posted by Bonestein View Post

    You have a hot wife, nice body, great job, awesome car... how much attention do you really need from P5s?

    not sure what that has to do with anything.
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    Jan 8th, 2012 (1/8/2012 2:01am) in reply to smokerock247

  6. Bonestein Bonestein is offline

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    Jan 8th, 2012 (1/8/2012 2:09am) in reply to smokerock247

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    not sure what that has to do with anything.


    So in addition to being disgusting, Pizza Prints apparently also cause brain damage.
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    Jan 8th, 2012 (1/8/2012 2:12am) in reply to Bonestein

     
    Originally Posted by Bonestein View Post

    So in addition to being disgusting, Pizza Prints apparently also cause brain damage.

    I think I might be too drunk to fully comprehend what you are saying



    picture not related to OP or this thread or even this post.

    gg and gl
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    Jan 8th, 2012 (1/8/2012 2:13am) in reply to smokerock247

    Definitely weird...never like eating anything that looks artificial. I figure the process is similar to how they do it on birthday cakes with photos...gross though....
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    Jan 8th, 2012 (1/8/2012 2:15am) in reply to Bonestein

    Says right on the website what is in the print and what it tastes like. Just so you know.
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    Jan 8th, 2012 (1/8/2012 2:16am) in reply to TpocketT

    Can you imagine being served that pizza? It would be worth getting it just to see the look on their face.
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    Jan 8th, 2012 (1/8/2012 2:17am) in reply to TheSilentBob

    I would not eat that.
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    Jan 8th, 2012 (1/8/2012 2:18am) in reply to LeftyMark

    Smokecock gonna smokecock.
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    Jan 8th, 2012 (1/8/2012 2:22am) in reply to Oh Rale

    So it tastes like parmesan cheese but contains no milk products... that makes it even grosser. Again, where did the demand for this product come from? Where did the money for the advertising come from? My mind is still boggled.
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    Jan 8th, 2012 (1/8/2012 2:27am) in reply to Bonestein

    yuck
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    Jan 8th, 2012 (1/8/2012 2:29am) in reply to Stockage

    OP it sounds like you are just butt hurt over not being loaned 10K for your business and want to laugh at other products. I will not join you in that.

    im pretty business savvy and ppl dont get loans based on interest, potential, and history. obv your product or business sucks dick if you cant even get a small amount like 10k extension on your line of credit.

    your best bet, is to find a silent loan/business partner. fuck banks anyways.

    nh
  16. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Jan 8th, 2012 (1/8/2012 2:32am) in reply to smokerock247

    OT dies a little more every single time you post
     
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    Jan 8th, 2012 (1/8/2012 2:34am) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    much like my dick. i have claimed it to taste like honey, apple pie, plain hot dog, toothpaste, manna from heaven. whatever ever it took for some chick to put that in her mouth. some times it works, some times not. it's marketing. there will be a few who lust after this unique product. they will pay the price for others who are not interested. i get my slice of the pie and they get to have something their girlfriends have not tried. YET. word gets around and soon you have my dick in your fiancees mouth. a gag gift if you will. it's all good. at the end of the day i get what i want and people wonder wtf they just put in their mouth. it's the american way.

    franchises will be cumming to you soon.
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    Jan 8th, 2012 (1/8/2012 2:38am) in reply to nastysmell

    Would not be a happy camper if someone put that shit on my pizza.

    (I mean the label stuff, not nastysmell's dick)
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    Jan 8th, 2012 (1/8/2012 2:40am) in reply to kellykip

    I think its a pretty creative idea and I hope they make money,


    I doubt they will be able to stay afloat without a legit shipping set up but if they have set things up across the country they could make a quick Fortune.

    If I was putting money into this company shipping would be my main concern and I would be offering buy 1 get 1 deals out the ass
     
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    Jan 8th, 2012 (1/8/2012 2:53am) in reply to stackinsideways

     
    Originally Posted by stackinsideways View Post


    If I was putting money into this company shipping would be my main concern and I would be offering buy 1 get 1 deals out the ass

    LOL...shipping, really? you have to sell these stupid pieces of shit first.
     
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    Jan 8th, 2012 (1/8/2012 2:55am) in reply to clemsonrich

     
    Originally Posted by clemsonrich View Post

    LOL...shipping, really? you have to sell these stupid pieces of shit first.

    fuck ya shipping is my main concern.


    how can I reach the most idiots the fastest. its pretty much how every business is ran
     
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    Jan 8th, 2012 (1/8/2012 3:12am) in reply to stackinsideways

    http://www.kittywigs.com/
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    Jan 8th, 2012 (1/8/2012 3:15am) in reply to smheilbron

    I get it now..it all makes sense..

    whatever the OP says...SR24 comes in and says he likes the opposite or its dumb or its cool..regardless..

    the light has shined.

    someone make a I love pussy post.


    SR24... ewww....I disagree..its gross..I mean..even my hot wifes pussy is gross. Im gonna go work out.
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    Jan 8th, 2012 (1/8/2012 3:15am) in reply to smheilbron

     
    Originally Posted by smheilbron View Post

    http://www.kittywigs.com/

    haha that is awesome! would also fit nicely in the "Are cats ghey?" thread
     
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    Jan 8th, 2012 (1/8/2012 3:20am) in reply to smheilbron

     
    Originally Posted by smheilbron View Post

    http://www.kittywigs.com/


    I'm sad that so few left in OT know whose cats there was a collection taken to buy these for.
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    Jan 8th, 2012 (1/8/2012 3:21am) in reply to stackinsideways

     
    Originally Posted by stackinsideways View Post

    fuck ya shipping is my main concern.


    how can I reach the most idiots the fastest. its pretty much how every business is ran


    Well they don't even ship, looks like its mostly just available at pizza shops. But even if they did, wouldn't they just ship using UPS or something and just charging assloads for shipping and handling?
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    Jan 8th, 2012 (1/8/2012 3:21am) in reply to Sandman_Good

     
    Originally Posted by Sandman_Good View Post

    I get it now..it all makes sense..

    whatever the OP says...SR24 comes in and says he likes the opposite or its dumb or its cool..regardless..

    the light has shined.

    someone make a I love pussy post.

    SR24... ewww....I disagree..its gross..I mean..even my hot wifes pussy is gross. Im gonna go work out.

    you are just figuring this out now?
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    Jan 8th, 2012 (1/8/2012 3:23am) in reply to Sandman_Good

     
    Originally Posted by Sandman_Good View Post

    I get it now..it all makes sense..

    whatever the OP says...SR24 comes in and says he likes the opposite or its dumb or its cool..regardless..

    isnt that the way a forum works tho?

    wp and gl
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    Jan 8th, 2012 (1/8/2012 3:25am) in reply to Mr. Blonde

     
    Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde View Post

    OT dies a little more every single time you post


    fucking christ blonde, save us

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    Jan 8th, 2012 (1/8/2012 3:25am) in reply to Mkind16

     
    Originally Posted by Mkind16 View Post

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLq0V...eature=related


    I love this, a high point for IASIP. Kitten Mittens is still a much better idea than Pizza Prints though.
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