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  1. own a transformer or bang every chick from top 100 hottest list?
  2. transformer ftmfw
  3. Own a transformer. Then you get the chicks like Megan Fox!!
  4. Transformer obv. They wouldnt age and could kick ass for a long time and wouldnt bitch.
     
  5. just put it in, and tell 'er it was the wrong hole.
    they will smile and forgive yeah.

  6.  
    Originally Posted by moman1965 View Post

    Own a transformer. Then you get the chicks like Megan Fox!!

  7. goddam thought it was too easy
    Thread Starter
  8. do u get to have have or just have any chick?
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  9. can we throw in a pet Lion that would never turn on u?
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  10. bang top 100.

    what???

    would having a tf get you something besides investigated? could you rob jewelery stores or something? rob fort knox o rly? grow up, ffs
  11. u can do wut u want with a tf
    Thread Starter
  12.  
    Originally Posted by norcaljeff View Post

    bang top 100.

    what???

    would having a tf get you something besides investigated? could you rob jewelery stores or something? rob fort knox o rly? grow up, ffs

  13. I used to own several Transformers, none of them ever got me any pussy.
  14.  
    Originally Posted by scf187 View Post

    I used to own several Transformers, none of them ever got me any pussy.

    agreed, i'd def bang the Top 100 list
  15. This thread is full of nerds ...........wtf transformers
  16. at first i thought "what an easy question...of course i'd bang the top 100" but if you think about it, its really not that hard to pick up random hot drunk college girls that are as hot/hotter than some of the top 100 and that's enough for me. i have come to the conclusion that taking the transformer is the obvious fucking choice here. how badass would that be? you can get at least 5 of the top 100 chick just by showing off your transformer!
  17. transformer, depends on what the insurance rates are tho...
  18.  
    Originally Posted by Ziggy217 View Post

    at first i thought "what an easy question...of course i'd bang the top 100" but if you think about it, its really not that hard to pick up random hot drunk college girls that are as hot/hotter than some of the top 100 and that's enough for me. i have come to the conclusion that taking the transformer is the obvious fucking choice here. how badass would that be? you can get at least 5 of the top 100 chick just by showing off your transformer!

    LMFAO. I doubt 100% you EASILY pick up top 100 looking girls randomly around school. BAHAHA thats funny lol.

    But yea def top 100 list.
  19. What does the Transformer "transform" into? Can you get one that transforms into a hot chick? If so, I chose this.
  20. idk if that works, he said transformer, not terminator. but if it includes terminator, Kristanna Loken ftw (T-X from T3)
  21.  
    Originally Posted by towman1 View Post

    This thread is full of nerds ...........wtf transformers

    Seriously, transformers are for nerdy 10 year olds. That said, I would trade sex forever for a gobot.
     
  22. I'll take a transformer that can turn into the chicks from the Top-100 list.

    No, seriously I'd take the chicks.

    I don't trust those Transformers one bit. I could probably pick up chicks with it, but then when it came to sexy time it'd rip my dick off and the robot would end up banging the chicks. Fuck that.
  23.  
    Originally Posted by scf187 View Post

    I used to own several Transformers, none of them ever got me any pussy.

    Just what I was thinking, I'll take the chicks.
  24.  
    Originally Posted by Chazmental View Post

     
    Originally Posted by moman1965 View Post

    Own a transformer. Then you get the chicks like Megan Fox!!

  25.  
    Originally Posted by pharreal87 View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Chazmental View Post

     
    Originally Posted by moman1965 View Post

    Own a transformer. Then you get the chicks like Megan Fox!!

  26. I would rather own a transformer, less chance of catching the Herps from Jeter.
  27.  
    Originally Posted by Bawsten View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Ziggy217 View Post


    at first i thought "what an easy question...of course i'd bang the top 100" but if you think about it, its really not that hard to pick up random hot drunk college girls that are as hot/hotter than some of the top 100 and that's enough for me. i have come to the conclusion that taking the transformer is the obvious fucking choice here. how badass would that be? you can get at least 5 of the top 100 chick just by showing off your transformer!

    LMFAO. I doubt 100% you EASILY pick up top 100 looking girls randomly around school. BAHAHA thats funny lol.

    But yea def top 100 list.

    lol, i'm not saying i pick up top 100 looking girls like its nothing. i'm saying you can fuck a drunk girl that's like an 8 and is hotter than some of the top 100 girls. i mean, maggie gyllenhaal has been in those top 100 lists ffs. you saying its hard to pick up a girl hotter than her?
  28. if it transformed into a vagina i would be happy
  29. I can't believe some of you faggots are saying transformer.

    What the fuck.
  30.  
    Originally Posted by elusively View Post

     I can't believe some of you faggots are saying transformer.

    What the fuck.

    i say transformers because i already get laid, just because she is famous doesn't mean her shit don't stink,