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would you lick your dog's butthole to save it's life?

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  1. BLUEberLEEZ BLUEberLEEZ is offline

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    Dec 26th, 2008 (12/26/2008 6:52pm)

    Theoretically, this is the only way to save your dog. Do you do it?
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  2. FenwayKing FenwayKing is offline The Well: FenwayKing

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    Dec 26th, 2008 (12/26/2008 6:52pm) in reply to BLUEberLEEZ

    not a pet person, but that's fucking gross
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    Dec 26th, 2008 (12/26/2008 6:53pm) in reply to BLUEberLEEZ

    Theoretically, this means that I have the safest dog in town.
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    Dec 26th, 2008 (12/26/2008 6:53pm) in reply to BLUEberLEEZ

    pshh been there done that
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    Dec 26th, 2008 (12/26/2008 6:54pm) in reply to FenwayKing

    Whatever you need to tell yourself to justify your actions man. Seek help though imo.
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    Dec 26th, 2008 (12/26/2008 6:54pm) in reply to BLUEberLEEZ



    it looks funny
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    Dec 26th, 2008 (12/26/2008 6:54pm) in reply to BLUEberLEEZ

    Dumb.////////
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    Dec 26th, 2008 (12/26/2008 6:55pm) in reply to BLUEberLEEZ

    Hell I do that to kill time during commercials.
  9. Mr Galt Mr Galt is offline sister-in-law's a ho

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    Dec 26th, 2008 (12/26/2008 6:55pm) in reply to SILKY JOHNSON

    if that is my only option then time to hit up the shelter again
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    Dec 26th, 2008 (12/26/2008 6:56pm) in reply to LeftyMark

    yup
  11. BLUEberLEEZ BLUEberLEEZ is offline

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    Dec 26th, 2008 (12/26/2008 6:56pm) in reply to LeftyMark

    No one is answering the question lol
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    Dec 26th, 2008 (12/26/2008 6:58pm) in reply to SILKY JOHNSON



    this just came out of my dogs mouth. So if its anything like this then NO. F ME I almost threw up on top of it while trying to clean it up. Oh god

    edit: if the pic isn't showing up its cause i had to delete it from my bucket. just too gross
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    Dec 26th, 2008 (12/26/2008 6:58pm) in reply to BLUEberLEEZ

     
    Originally Posted by stankee1 View Post

    No one is answering the question lol

    yup
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    Dec 26th, 2008 (12/26/2008 6:59pm) in reply to Reoknows

    clean, scrub, lick
  15. BLUEberLEEZ BLUEberLEEZ is offline

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    Dec 26th, 2008 (12/26/2008 6:59pm) in reply to imhooks

     
    Originally Posted by imhooks View Post



    this just came out of my dogs mouth. So if its anything like this then NO. F ME I almost threw up on top of it while trying to clean it up. Oh god

    lol i had to clean one of those out of my roommates room last week. so much easier cleaning up old stale dog shit that doesnt bleed warmth through the toilet paper
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    Dec 26th, 2008 (12/26/2008 7:03pm) in reply to BLUEberLEEZ

    how bout i answer your question with another question:

    Would your dog lick your butthole to save your life?
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    Dec 26th, 2008 (12/26/2008 7:03pm) in reply to BLUEberLEEZ

    depends how much i liked the dog. a dogs butthole is probably more clean than you think. their controlled diet allows them to shit near perfectly most of the time, thus not requiring toilet paper . personally, on any given day, i'd assume my dogs asshole to be cleaner than my own. there, i said it
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    Dec 26th, 2008 (12/26/2008 7:06pm) in reply to tmac2424

     
    Originally Posted by tmac2424 View Post

    how bout i answer your question with another question:

    Would your dog lick your butthole to save your life?

    hell no my dingleberrys would not make him happy
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    Dec 26th, 2008 (12/26/2008 7:09pm) in reply to tmac2424

     
    Originally Posted by tmac2424 View Post

    how bout i answer your question with another question:

    Would your dog lick your butthole to save your life?

    Shit, my dog would lick my butthole for a t-bone
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    Dec 26th, 2008 (12/26/2008 7:09pm) in reply to BLUEberLEEZ

     
    Originally Posted by stankee1 View Post

    No one is answering the question lol

    No, I wouldn't do anything to keep my dog breathing.
  21. BLUEberLEEZ BLUEberLEEZ is offline

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    Dec 26th, 2008 (12/26/2008 7:17pm) in reply to tmac2424

     
    Originally Posted by tmac2424 View Post

    how bout i answer your question with another question:

    Would your dog lick your butthole to save your life

    Theoretically, I think my dog would make some sort of sacrifice/bargain with me for the CHANCE to lick my butthole.

    It's like I heard this comic said that was opening up for Norm McDonald a couple months ago...."I think my dog would LOVE it if I fucked him"
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  22. BLUEberLEEZ BLUEberLEEZ is offline

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    Dec 26th, 2008 (12/26/2008 7:18pm) in reply to downbylaw11

     
    Originally Posted by downbylaw11 View Post

    depends how much i liked the dog. a dogs butthole is probably more clean than you think. their controlled diet allows them to shit near perfectly most of the time, thus not requiring toilet paper . personally, on any given day, i'd assume my dogs asshole to be cleaner than my own. there, i said it

    ^^^^^^^^^^cosign.
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  23. ihaterats ihaterats is offline

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    Dec 26th, 2008 (12/26/2008 7:25pm) in reply to BLUEberLEEZ

    I have already doen this. Every time he licks my face I assume he just licked his butthole. Or ate poop.

    BTW, butthole is in my top 10 favorite words
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    Dec 26th, 2008 (12/26/2008 7:38pm) in reply to BLUEberLEEZ

    Was this inspired by the Marley & Me thread? Owen Wilson is rumored to be an avid butthole licker.
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    Dec 26th, 2008 (12/26/2008 7:39pm) in reply to BLUEberLEEZ

    girl you got a 10 piece don't be stingy
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  26. El Burro El Burro is offline

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    Dec 26th, 2008 (12/26/2008 7:56pm) in reply to ihaterats

     
    Originally Posted by ess286 View Post

    BTW, butthole is in my top 10 favorite words

    Same here. Sounds dirtier than 'asshole', but without sounding quite like swearing. It also seems like 'butthole' is better at forcing a visual.
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    Dec 26th, 2008 (12/26/2008 7:57pm) in reply to El Burro

     
    Originally Posted by El Burro View Post

     
    Originally Posted by ess286 View Post

    BTW, butthole is in my top 10 favorite words

    Same here. Sounds dirtier than 'asshole', but without sounding quite like swearing. It also seems like 'butthole' is better at forcing a visual.

    Yes, and it's never not funny
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    Dec 26th, 2008 (12/26/2008 8:23pm) in reply to SCTrojans

    are we talkin' "lick" as in to lick a lemon and make a scrunchie face or "lick" as in ask mr. owl about the tootsie pop?
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    Dec 26th, 2008 (12/26/2008 8:24pm) in reply to BLUEberLEEZ

    No, I'd let the bitch die and buy another dog.
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    Dec 26th, 2008 (12/26/2008 8:36pm) in reply to BLUEberLEEZ

    No, but I would hire a midgit to do it.
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