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Would you rather be a Bear or a Shark?

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  1. NCGreensboro NCGreensboro is offline

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    Jun 5th, 2009 (6/5/2009 5:54pm)

    This question comes up between some friends of mine every now and then and it's starting to get out of hand. I'm not gonna say which i'd be just yet. Help settle this debate once and for all OT.
     
  2. BillMueller BillMueller is offline OT President

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    Jun 5th, 2009 (6/5/2009 5:54pm) in reply to NCGreensboro

    shark
  3. dank773 dank773 is offline

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    Jun 5th, 2009 (6/5/2009 5:55pm) in reply to NCGreensboro

    Bear

    I think I'd enjoy hibernation
  4. Neeek Neeek is offline

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    Jun 5th, 2009 (6/5/2009 5:55pm) in reply to NCGreensboro

    bear. i like having arms.

    how boring would it be if all your body can do is wriggle back and forth?

    on the other hand, suck my dick I'm a shaaaaaaaaaark.
  5. marinersheep marinersheep is offline This is stupid.

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    Jun 5th, 2009 (6/5/2009 5:55pm) in reply to NCGreensboro

    Shark
     
  6. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Jun 5th, 2009 (6/5/2009 5:56pm) in reply to NCGreensboro

    bear. I mean, shark sounds cool and all but you always have to be swimming. and sharks are dumb. bears can eat berries as well as salmon and can swim when they feels like it. bear ftw.
  7. Utried Utried is offline

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    Jun 5th, 2009 (6/5/2009 5:56pm) in reply to NCGreensboro

    must be a boring life to be debating that topic
  8. TheAlbatross TheAlbatross is offline

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    Jun 5th, 2009 (6/5/2009 5:57pm) in reply to NCGreensboro

    Bear and it's not even close
  9. Underdog Underdog is offline MVP of OT (self-proclaimed)

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    Jun 5th, 2009 (6/5/2009 5:58pm) in reply to NCGreensboro

    Bear.

    Bears are mammals. Sharks are fish. Mammals are called mammals because of mammary glands, breasts, boobies, tits, hooters.

    If you picked shark, you are a non-booby-lover and need to rethink your life.
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    Jun 5th, 2009 (6/5/2009 5:59pm) in reply to NCGreensboro

    How is this a question? A bear gets to hibernate while a shark has to move all the time. Plus bears get a sweet fur coat.
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    Jun 5th, 2009 (6/5/2009 6:00pm) in reply to NCGreensboro

    hybernating would be pretty sick, but to be a fn shark would be pretty tight, but prob bear because i wouldnt have to be in the water 24/7

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    Jun 5th, 2009 (6/5/2009 6:02pm) in reply to Underdog

     
    Originally Posted by Underdog34 View Post

    Bear.

    Bears are mammals. Sharks are fish. Mammals are called mammals because of mammary glands, breasts, boobies, tits, hooters.

    If you picked shark, you are a non-booby-lover and need to rethink your life.

    This is a high quality answer.
     
  13. BillMueller BillMueller is offline OT President

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    Jun 5th, 2009 (6/5/2009 6:04pm) in reply to aheggem

    so having sex with a mermaid is not a good thing?
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    Jun 5th, 2009 (6/5/2009 6:05pm) in reply to NCGreensboro

    1. being wet my entire life.

    2. being wet only when i want to

    easy
  15. Willywoo Willywoo is offline

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    Jun 5th, 2009 (6/5/2009 6:07pm) in reply to heavyj80

    Would you rather river fish for salmon or deep sea fish for whatever you can catch?
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    Jun 5th, 2009 (6/5/2009 6:10pm) in reply to NCGreensboro

    I would like to be both

  17. ZRobsUSC ZRobsUSC is offline

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    Jun 5th, 2009 (6/5/2009 6:12pm) in reply to NCGreensboro

    obvbear
  18. that_pope that_pope is offline la la la...I'm so sexy

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    Jun 5th, 2009 (6/5/2009 6:17pm) in reply to ZRobsUSC

    Question. What kind of bear is best?

    That's a ridiculous question.

    False. Black bear.

    That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought--

    Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

    Bears do not... What is going on?! What are you doing?!
  19. tommpat2000 tommpat2000 is offline Chief Asshat

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    Jun 5th, 2009 (6/5/2009 6:20pm) in reply to Neeek

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  20. NCGreensboro NCGreensboro is offline

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    Jun 5th, 2009 (6/5/2009 6:22pm) in reply to Willywoo

    must be a boring life to be debating that topic

    gfy it can be a good convo starter. Find something else to do yourself other than flaming my life.
     
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    Jun 5th, 2009 (6/5/2009 6:44pm) in reply to BillMueller

    bear tits for the win
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    Jun 5th, 2009 (6/5/2009 6:44pm) in reply to TheAlbatross

     
    Originally Posted by TheAlbatross View Post

    Bear and it's not even close

  23. Lord Supremo Lord Supremo is offline actually a tuvalu lord (sigh)

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    Jun 5th, 2009 (6/5/2009 6:48pm) in reply to that_pope

     
    Originally Posted by that_pope View Post


    Question. What kind of bear is best?

    That's a ridiculous question.

    False. Black bear.

    That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought--

    Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

    Bears do not... What is going on?! What are you doing?!

    sfwp looooool
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    Jun 5th, 2009 (6/5/2009 7:08pm) in reply to NCGreensboro

    Jessica Alba's tampon
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    Jun 5th, 2009 (6/5/2009 7:12pm) in reply to NCGreensboro

    Bear.

    I couldn't be a shark - I'm not a good swimmer.
     
  26. hoosierdaddy hoosierdaddy is offline

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    Jun 5th, 2009 (6/5/2009 7:20pm) in reply to Utried

     
    Originally Posted by Utried View Post

    must be a boring life to be debating that topic

    bitch
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    Jun 5th, 2009 (6/5/2009 7:22pm) in reply to NCGreensboro

    Bear. I can't imagine not having any limbs, although I do love seafood.
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    Jun 5th, 2009 (6/5/2009 7:22pm) in reply to NCGreensboro

    I would rather be a bear.

    Sharks are extremely unintelligent, and they do not have the capacity to enjoy life or have emotions, unlike bears. It would definitely be a lot more fun to be a bear.
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    Jun 5th, 2009 (6/5/2009 7:34pm) in reply to NCGreensboro



    bear obv... polar bear to be exact

    doubt wriggling back and forth is sweet... not being able to go backwards would be terrible

    bears can climb shyt, catch fish out of mid air, hunt seals that are hiding underneath layers of seals by pounding the snow til the nest caves in.

    sharks have little critters hanging around them stealing shyt they eat

    sharks are pwned by dolphins (mammals)... bears are pwned by playing dead however but prob just choose fresh food anyway

    killing stupid people is a + for both
     
  30. scaryharry45 scaryharry45 is offline

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    Jun 5th, 2009 (6/5/2009 7:37pm) in reply to NCGreensboro

    Bear, Much more mobile. Bears swim great anyways
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