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  1. GrenadierB GrenadierB is offline

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    Jul 18th, 2011 (7/18/2011 8:45am)

    Seems like most of the hit it threads lately have been trivial. Let's go in a different direction.

    Based on looks alone.......... would you lock it up?

  2. Scha Scha is offline Creator of SchaArcade & SchaCam

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    Jul 18th, 2011 (7/18/2011 8:57am) in reply to GrenadierB

    lol. No
  3. Hughes4 Hughes4 is online now

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    Jul 18th, 2011 (7/18/2011 9:01am) in reply to Scha

    the harpoons. man 'em
  4. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Jul 18th, 2011 (7/18/2011 9:10am) in reply to Hughes4

    I think we have grenadier's answer for the worst thing he has done in a relationship.
  5. Rocky Rocky is offline

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    Jul 18th, 2011 (7/18/2011 9:17am) in reply to Niceguy

    No interest in marrying her, but I would try other activities with her if she was willing, or not.
     
  6. SICKTIGHT311 SICKTIGHT311 is offline

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    Jul 18th, 2011 (7/18/2011 9:55am) in reply to Rocky

    Motorboat, yes. Marry, no.
  7. curiousgeorge curiousgeorge is offline baby duck hat

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    Jul 18th, 2011 (7/18/2011 10:33am) in reply to SICKTIGHT311

    nope
  8. BulldogCafe BulldogCafe is offline

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    Jul 18th, 2011 (7/18/2011 11:08am) in reply to curiousgeorge

    i'll pass
  9. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Jul 18th, 2011 (7/18/2011 11:42am) in reply to BulldogCafe

    Haha nope.
  10. zander zander is offline anomaly in his crotch

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    Jul 18th, 2011 (7/18/2011 12:33pm) in reply to LeftyMark

    Sadly, the "Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries" vid is unavailable on Youtube. I feel extraordinarily old.

    And no, but I'd let her give me a concussion with those things.
  11. Oh Rale Oh Rale is offline

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    Jul 18th, 2011 (7/18/2011 12:58pm) in reply to zander

    Hahahaha
  12. NechitaCC NechitaCC is offline

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    Jul 18th, 2011 (7/18/2011 1:12pm) in reply to Oh Rale

    I feel bad if you actually think thats in your marriage material standards

    Although i would slap her titties around
    Edited By: NechitaCC Jul 18th, 2011 at 01:13 PM
  13. Popperhead Popperhead is offline

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    Jul 18th, 2011 (7/18/2011 1:17pm) in reply to NechitaCC



    Would def Stick it in her but shes about an OT 3
    Edited By: Popperhead Jul 18th, 2011 at 01:19 PM
  14. Hateflops Hateflops is offline 7 over par. ship it!

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    Jul 18th, 2011 (7/18/2011 1:20pm) in reply to Popperhead

  15. Brunson10 Brunson10 is offline

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    Jul 18th, 2011 (7/18/2011 1:26pm) in reply to Hateflops

    lol @ ot's taste......based on looks why not.....gurantee she looks better then 90% of the girls dudes itt thread are smashing
  16. AMARTIN1181 AMARTIN1181 is offline

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    Jul 18th, 2011 (7/18/2011 1:38pm) in reply to Brunson10

    her face looks like the catcher's mitt that Bfactor uses for the masturbation tests he conducts.

    (that's a no)

    Also, Oter's don't seem to know the definition of the term "wife it up"
  17. jesterwords jesterwords is online now

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    Jul 18th, 2011 (7/18/2011 1:55pm) in reply to AMARTIN1181

     
    Originally Posted by AMARTIN1181 View Post

    her face looks like the cum rag that Bfactor uses for the masturbation tests he conducts, before his Mom sniffs them prior to cleaning them....

    with her mouth.

    (that's a no)

    Also, Oter's don't seem to know the definition of the term "wife it up"

    really?
  18. AMARTIN1181 AMARTIN1181 is offline

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    Jul 18th, 2011 (7/18/2011 2:02pm) in reply to jesterwords

    lol wp
  19. El Burro El Burro is offline

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    Jul 18th, 2011 (7/18/2011 2:08pm) in reply to AMARTIN1181

    No, yes, yes, no.
  20. SmokeyCasinos SmokeyCasinos is offline

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    Jul 18th, 2011 (7/18/2011 2:14pm) in reply to El Burro

    Hows her cooking and cleaning skills?
    If great, YES
    Edited By: SmokeyCasinos Jul 18th, 2011 at 02:15 PM
    Reason: If rich it's a bonus
  21. swizbeatz swizbeatz is offline

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    Jul 18th, 2011 (7/18/2011 2:46pm) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

    No, her face looks weird and its obvious in 5 years she will be 50 lbs. heavier/thread
  22. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is online now Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Jul 18th, 2011 (7/18/2011 2:47pm) in reply to swizbeatz

    So yea, she looks like a blast. I would at least give her a tryout before saying no.
  23. voorh33s voorh33s is offline

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    Jul 18th, 2011 (7/18/2011 2:55pm) in reply to Brunson10

     
    Originally Posted by Brunson10 View Post

    lol @ ot's taste......based on looks why not.....gurantee she looks better then 90% of the girls dudes itt thread are smashing

    sigh welcome to the internet right
  24. Popperhead Popperhead is offline

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    Jul 18th, 2011 (7/18/2011 2:59pm) in reply to voorh33s

    Does she bitch and complain when watching sports all night??

    Are blowjobs her favourite morning activity???

    Is she Rich???

    How good is her cooking???

    Will she take it in the ass on my birthday???

    These and many more need to be answered
  25. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Jul 18th, 2011 (7/18/2011 3:02pm) in reply to Popperhead

    I'll be honest, I keep opening this thread to stare at those titties. If she wasn't going to be 220 lbs in 3 years it'd be a definite yes.
  26. Bonestein Bonestein is offline

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    Jul 18th, 2011 (7/18/2011 3:12pm) in reply to Niceguy

    She is basically Snooki. Only gonna get bigger. No thanks.
  27. toddm902 toddm902 is offline

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    Jul 18th, 2011 (7/18/2011 3:25pm) in reply to Niceguy

    A "voluptuous" girl in her 20s is just future fat.


     
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post

    I'll be honest, I keep opening this thread to stare at those titties. If she wasn't going to be 220 lbs in 3 years it'd be a definite yes.

  28. Mr Galt Mr Galt is offline sister-in-law's a ho

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    Jul 18th, 2011 (7/18/2011 3:46pm) in reply to toddm902

    the fact that you refer to her as an "it" is probably a hint on which way to go.
  29. d1am0ndc d1am0ndc is offline

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    Jul 18th, 2011 (7/18/2011 3:49pm) in reply to Mr Galt

    not with that phone
  30. mattg1983 mattg1983 is offline buying action

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    Jul 18th, 2011 (7/18/2011 3:56pm) in reply to Niceguy

    Hit, absolutely. Marry, no way.
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