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wow, 10 millie don't get you what it used to!

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  1. JustKLLinItQ JustKLLinItQ is offline

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    Dec 9th, 2010 (12/9/2010 1:02am)



    I remember it seems only like it was a few short years ago when Cartman responded to what he was going to do with $10 million dollars, and he said, "make Britney Spears my sex slave!" well, fast forward almost a decade, and wtf??? $10 millie gets you a stone handed, dead pull, only can DH, huge hole in his swing, 30+ ugly Mendoza line-feeding Mexican dude? Wow, times have changed! RU kidding me Cubs, $10 MM for that, wow, just wow! Next thing you are going to tell me is some hippie looking stiff white dude, with no range in the outfield is going to be worth $126 Million, ummm....wait a minute, baseball is becoming a joke!
  2. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Dec 9th, 2010 (12/9/2010 1:04am) in reply to JustKLLinItQ

    on the plus side, it now takes waaaay less than 10 mil to make spears your sex slave. so you've got that going for you
  3. JustKLLinItQ JustKLLinItQ is offline

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    Dec 9th, 2010 (12/9/2010 1:05am) in reply to norcaljeff

    Well, you know the economy and all!
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    Dec 9th, 2010 (12/9/2010 1:05am) in reply to JustKLLinItQ

  5. playwithfire05 playwithfire05 is offline

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    Dec 9th, 2010 (12/9/2010 1:18am) in reply to JustKLLinItQ

     
    Originally Posted by JustKLLinItQ View Post

    $10 millie gets you a stone handed, dead pull, only can DH, huge hole in his swing, 30+ ugly Mendoza line-feeding Mexican dude?


    i still thought we were talking about sex slaves during this sentence.
  6. tommpat2000 tommpat2000 is offline Chief Asshat

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    Dec 9th, 2010 (12/9/2010 1:30am) in reply to playwithfire05

    Never thought the spelling of million could be anooting, but there it is
  7. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Dec 9th, 2010 (12/9/2010 2:01am) in reply to tommpat2000

    you're anooting.
  8. tommpat2000 tommpat2000 is offline Chief Asshat

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    Dec 9th, 2010 (12/9/2010 2:14am) in reply to norcaljeff

    lol, first iphone post of day of course it screws it up when im calling out spelling
  9. LarsonLarsen LarsonLarsen is offline

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    Dec 9th, 2010 (12/9/2010 2:23am) in reply to tommpat2000

    Stone handed?

    Pena has a good glove
  10. BamaHockey437 BamaHockey437 is offline

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    Dec 9th, 2010 (12/9/2010 3:21am) in reply to LarsonLarsen

    wow kid your a little faggot.....
  11. JRoth15 JRoth15 is offline

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    Dec 9th, 2010 (12/9/2010 3:44am) in reply to LarsonLarsen

     
    Originally Posted by LarsonLarsen View Post

    Stone handed?

    Pena has a good glove

    And it's not like they're locked in to a 6 year deal worth $15 million per. It's a 1 year deal for a guy who has 40+ HR potential. If he can hit .235-.240, he walks and gets on base PLENTY enough to justify it.

    I'm not really sure why you'd be upset with the signing. Who else was going to play first?? Micah Hoffpauir jetted for Japan...

    His BABIP last year was .222, which will turn around. If he can get his OPS back to the mid .800s, it's a GREAT signing. Even with his average being at .198 last year, his OBP was .325 (still way low, but shows he was willing to take a walk).

    Keep whining tho...
  12. Oh Rale Oh Rale is offline

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    Dec 10th, 2010 (12/10/2010 4:00pm) in reply to JRoth15

    I LOL'ed.................I know , shocker?
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