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Wow. Last night was interesting. (tl;dr, with pics)

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  1. STOPPER19 STOPPER19 is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2011 (8/25/2011 3:57am)

    I've been hooking up with this girl for the past 5 or 6 six weeks. When it began she made it as blatantly obvious as she could that she didn't want a boyfriend or anything (to which I would respond and agree every time).

    During that 5-6 week span, this girl has done everything in her power to make me never want to get involved with her. Week 2, she threw a bitchfit and drove home from mur mur in A.C. because I was dancing with another girl (not even a random, a mutual friend from work). Pulled the same thing a week later at a bar down the street. After the bar incident I told her I don't want to do this anymore and that was that (apparently). She then went away for a week and started talking to girl #2.

    Girl #1 came back from her week away and started interrogating everyone around me about girl #2. She left 5 voicemails and a bunch of texts while I was at work about girl #2 and somehow she got my younger brother involved. I bitched her out saying "don't ever put my family in a position where they feel they have to lie for me." told her we're not fucking anymore nor were we anything more than that ever.

    Ok. So to last night. A bunch of people came over after work to drink at our house before the bars (5 bars a block away so we don't have to drive). Girl #2 brings four of her friends over along with 5 of my friends from work. Girl #1 walks in the front door and claims shes coming with all of us to the bar. I said whatever thinking that there was 20 of us (smart move).

    So at the bar, girl #1 is following girl #2 and myself around EVERYWHERE. like following and just mean mugging the shit out of both of us. At one point we're taking a shot and she taps me on the shoulder and says "You're an asshole." I remember just saying cool and ignoring her but she just kept following us around like a pathetic little dog. Her friends dragged her outta the bar and what I thought was back to her house. Nope. When me and girl #2 got back to my house she was there waiting for us. She went apeshit. I was just standing on the balcony watching her friends literally pick her up and take her outta the house, screaming I led her on and how I asked her to be my girlfriend a bunch of times (wtf?) She sat on our front porch until 6 in the morning texting me and calling me until I turned my phone off. I was debating whether to call the cops or not.

    Next morning, girl #2, her friend, my roommate and I are sitting in the living room talking about how crazy she is and what the fuck do you know, girl #1 walks in, and gives me the "come here" finger. Girl #2 is literally cracking up on the couch. I go outside and tell her to leave me the fuck alone, you're psycho, youre not allowed in this house anymore, etc. So we work together, but she quit and decided to move back home for the rest of the summer.

    Never met anyone in my life like this before. I thought girls like this only existed on Lifetime movies.

    Cool story bro.
    Obligatory picture: girl #1 and I in A.C.

    Cliffs:
    -fuck buddy
    -got too clingy
    -told her I cant do this anymore, met a new girl
    -first girl stalks me at bar, home, next morning.
    -quits job and moves home.
  2. freddec freddec is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2011 (8/25/2011 3:59am) in reply to STOPPER19

    yeah pretty sure dude in the teal shirt nailed her first anyways.......
  3. JRoth15 JRoth15 is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2011 (8/25/2011 4:00am) in reply to freddec

    pics of #2
  4. AmSlim22 AmSlim22 is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2011 (8/25/2011 4:00am) in reply to JRoth15

    who's the guy on the bed who has a crush on you?
     
  5. Camz Camz is online now

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    Aug 25th, 2011 (8/25/2011 4:02am) in reply to AmSlim22

    um what exactly is your question or are you just bragging that you have 2 girls that are begging to fuck you?

    And where is pic of girl #2?
  6. River_rat802 River_rat802 is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2011 (8/25/2011 4:03am) in reply to STOPPER19

     
    Originally Posted by STOPPER19 View Post

    When me and girl #2 got back to my house she was there waiting for us.

    missed opportunity
  7. Donkey Kong Donkey Kong is offline it's on like me

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    Aug 25th, 2011 (8/25/2011 4:03am) in reply to River_rat802

    god damnit perfect find the slut material wasted

    so theres no problem? no questions? just a story?

    cool
  8. DBo Fo Sho DBo Fo Sho is offline Taking advantage of Official Threads

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    Aug 25th, 2011 (8/25/2011 4:04am) in reply to Camz

     
    Originally Posted by Camz View Post

    um what exactly is your question or are you just bragging that you have 2 girls that are begging to fuck you?

    And where is pic of girl #2?

    ..................
  9. Rocky Rocky is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2011 (8/25/2011 4:05am) in reply to DBo Fo Sho

    1. Don't shit where you eat.

    2. Lock your door.

     
    Originally Posted by Camz View Post

    um what exactly is your question or are you just bragging that you have 2 girls that are begging to fuck you?

    And where is pic of girl #2?

    Why does he need to ask a question, clown?
     
  10. Camz Camz is online now

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    Aug 25th, 2011 (8/25/2011 4:07am) in reply to DBo Fo Sho

     
    Originally Posted by DBo Fo Sho View Post

    ..................

    i must ahve missed the pic of girl #2

     
    Originally Posted by Rocky View Post

    1. Don't shit where you eat.

    2. Lock your door.

    Why does he need to ask a question, clown?

    Because I said so, troll?
  11. BigEarn7 BigEarn7 is offline 2010 Plattsburgh Award Winner

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    Aug 25th, 2011 (8/25/2011 4:07am) in reply to Camz

    Girl #1 is gross, I hope #2 is better.
  12. STOPPER19 STOPPER19 is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2011 (8/25/2011 4:10am) in reply to Rocky

     
    Originally Posted by Camz View Post

    um what exactly is your question or are you just bragging that you have 2 girls that are begging to fuck you?

    And where is pic of girl #2?

    Not friends with girl #2 on facebook.
     
    Originally Posted by Donkey Kong View Post

    god damnit perfect find the slut material wasted

    so theres no problem? no questions? just a story?

    cool

    What's wrong with story time? Ton of stories in OT.
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    Aug 25th, 2011 (8/25/2011 4:11am) in reply to STOPPER19

    Skeptical.
  14. E Dar E Dar is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2011 (8/25/2011 4:11am) in reply to budo09

    did she like the pizza?
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    Aug 25th, 2011 (8/25/2011 4:15am) in reply to Camz

    She even looks completely batshit. Your own fault.
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    Aug 25th, 2011 (8/25/2011 4:16am) in reply to Randinho

    this thread just doesnt make any since without pics of 2
  17. Mr323 Mr323 is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2011 (8/25/2011 4:16am) in reply to AmSlim22

     
    Originally Posted by AmSlim22 View Post

    who's the guy on the bed who has a crush on you?

    My first instinct, handicapping 101.......
  18. I Fold I Fold is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2011 (8/25/2011 4:18am) in reply to Camz

    You fuckers are never happy........I liked your story broheim.
  19. Camz Camz is online now

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    Aug 25th, 2011 (8/25/2011 4:23am) in reply to Camz

     
    Originally Posted by Rocky View Post

    Standard faggot answer. Off yourself.

    you're so cute. You aren't quite on amartin's level tho, try a bit harder and be more creative!

     
    Originally Posted by STOPPER19 View Post

    Not friends with girl #2 on facebook.

    What's wrong with story time? Ton of stories in OT.

    just busting your balls bro. Nice story, you should have just called the cops to scare the shit out of her, but it seems like she is the type to retaliate and do some dumb shit to your vehicle
  20. yomamanodros yomamanodros is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2011 (8/25/2011 4:23am) in reply to Camz

    Why would you put the word pics in the title when you only meant pic?
  21. Mr323 Mr323 is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2011 (8/25/2011 4:28am) in reply to yomamanodros

    It's a pic with 3 people in it and at least two of em bi-sexual, so it's picssssssssssssssssssssssss
  22. STOPPER19 STOPPER19 is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2011 (8/25/2011 4:30am) in reply to yomamanodros

     
    Originally Posted by Randinho View Post

    She even looks completely batshit. Your own fault.

    Everything in retrospect makes a ton of sense.

     
    Originally Posted by Camz View Post

    just busting your balls bro. Nice story, you should have just called the cops to scare the shit out of her, but it seems like she is the type to retaliate and do some dumb shit to your vehicle

    I just got a brand new sonata a week ago; ran outside 3 times last night and after she left this morning to check she didn't key it or slash the tires.
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  23. Mr323 Mr323 is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2011 (8/25/2011 4:33am) in reply to STOPPER19

    Pm Lisa "Left eye" oh wait, nevermind.....
  24. hoosier418 hoosier418 is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2011 (8/25/2011 12:06pm) in reply to Mr323

    She looks like the girl from "That 70s show" that was stalking Fez .
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    Aug 25th, 2011 (8/25/2011 1:35pm) in reply to hoosier418

     
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    Aug 25th, 2011 (8/25/2011 2:01pm) in reply to adog26

  27. playwithfire05 playwithfire05 is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2011 (8/25/2011 2:14pm) in reply to Popperhead

    Classic stage 5
  28. toddm902 toddm902 is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2011 (8/25/2011 2:48pm) in reply to playwithfire05

    I always wanted a stalker but never had one. There was a time a girl really liked me in 8th grade but that is about as close as I ever got to having a stalker.

    But that said I think if you would have started a "find the stalker" thread most people could have picker her out.
    Edited By: toddm902 Aug 25th, 2011 at 02:48 PM
  29. saxton82 saxton82 is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2011 (8/25/2011 2:56pm) in reply to toddm902

    When i was reading the story, I said to myself...this guy has to be from NJ.....I was right
  30. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Aug 25th, 2011 (8/25/2011 2:58pm) in reply to saxton82

    ahh I remember being 19
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