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  1. - So i grind for the day on a saturday, bust the 100r and im done so i go grab a joose, bud diesel and bud select, w/e watch michigan lose, sigh, and florida win, sigh. So my rooom mates brother just bought a house like within a mile radius, 22 year old went to USC(South Carolina) like I did. I leave my cave, my room, room mates gone, dog gone etc so i go to the store grab a few beers, call my buddies brother to see if hes at it house with some girls, he is, but so is my room mate lol.

    - Pull up there and he has the wtf look on his face like you called my brother first... So we are all hanging out w/e, so these two girls are there as well, both apparently are his brothers new roommates ex g/f's back to back actually, they became friends through his break up...

    - So we are all hanging out talking, then all of a sudden one chic throws a beer at him, then throws some rocks at him and im like omg wtf is going on.... so hes like chill for a second and im like o god im not drunk enough for this, the dude that is dating this chic(living together for first time just bought the house) throws a fu cking rock at him cuz he is seeing this girl apparently and nails him in the face, he fn goes crazy, throws his motorcycle helmet at him and rocks and ends up hitting the chic in the head by accident(the other one sitting on this two seat couch)

    -So me and my buddy standing htere like omg and i step in like ok if you want to fn do this jon lets talk outside, im like bro etc etc calm him down and we go back in and all seems fine. We leave go back to our place, his brother shows up 2 hours later like yea hes moving out tomorrow... i refuse to apologize... we are like bro that is your best friend you just hung him out to dry... and he wont f'n see how he is in the wrong after throwing rocks at him for girls he didnt want there any ways... am i taking crazy pills atm wtffffffffff

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    Originally Posted by Schrazor View Post

    that's a fast cat tho
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  4. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL god i love schrazor

    edit: can I get the p/w to your photobucket?
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    Originally Posted by witcher1984 View Post

    So my rooom mates brother just bought a house like within a mile radius

    This was the only part I understood. I used to live in a circular neighborhood.
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    Originally Posted by Willywoo View Post


    This was the only part I understood. I used to live in a circular neighborhood.

    hahah never been to sc obv
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  7. that gif sums this post up perfectly and i laughed seeing it halfway through reading
  8. jesus, fuck off
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    Originally Posted by sacaniga View Post

    jesus, fuck off

    hahah you live in wv, doubt i care what you think
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  10. I've only been to Columbia once, but I used to live near Baltimore and we had a few circular neighborhoods. In fact, I lived within a mile radius of my best friend. They're not too bad, just a little hard to get out of. For the first few months, every time I tried to leave I ended up right where I started.
  11. got me good bro
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    Originally Posted by Willywoo View Post

    I've only been to Columbia once, but I used to live near Baltimore and we had a few circular neighborhoods. In fact, I lived within a mile radius of my best friend. They're not too bad, just a little hard to get out of. For the first few months, every time I tried to leave I ended up right where I started.

    doubt the mile radius was stated right over it, diagf old man
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    Originally Posted by sacaniga View Post

    got me good bro

    haha besides being from wv what else do i need to say...
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  14. you said enough in the op
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    Originally Posted by JustKLLinItQ View Post

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    which has fucked a lot more hot girls than you ever will and has a lot more money, etc etc, so smd, if you fn homos of ot want to go im down, gl
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  17. we just want YOU to go
  18. lol, i love this guy
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    Originally Posted by sacaniga View Post

    lol, i love this guy

    lol http://best.complex.com/2000s/Top-100-Girls, over it your from wv bro like wut, head asplode gif pls
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  20. I made 3 attempts to read that and have failed.
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    Originally Posted by witcher1984 View Post

    which has fucked a lot more hot girls than you ever will and has a lot more money, etc etc, so smd, if you fn homos of ot want to go im down, gl
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    LOL, you honestly probably need to do some research before you talk shit, but if it's an e-fight you want, it's an e-fight your going to get!
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    Originally Posted by JustKLLinItQ View Post

    LOL, you honestly probably need to do some research before you talk shit, but if it's an e-fight you want, it's an e-fight your going to get!
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    lol ok jq
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    Originally Posted by savvy View Post

    we just want YOU to go

    lol 31 year old from ny, dyr, over it, die
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    Originally Posted by witcher1984 View Post

    lol ok jq
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  25. I have no idea what the fuck i just read

     
  26. and a 24 yr old moron who cant form a sentence from who gives a fuck where.

    back to the rock you crawled out from under, unless its one of the rocks your moron friends threw at each others faces
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    Originally Posted by savvy View Post

    and a 24 yr old moron who cant form a sentence from who gives a fuck where.

    back to the rock you crawled out from under, unless its one of the rocks your moron friends threw at each others faces

    that sentence was pure fucking brilliance.
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    Originally Posted by JustKLLinItQ View Post


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    lol i like that pic tho, never seen that one
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  29. what happened? and honestly who throws rocks?
     
  30. i knew it was gonna be a crazy night when u grabbed some joose